How do I ask my gf to fuck my ass with a strap on without looking like a beta faggot?

How do I ask my gf to fuck my ass with a strap on without looking like a beta faggot?

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>grab bitch from kitchen
>carry bitch to bedroom
>remove her clothes, remove yours
>fuck her hard, w/o any foreplay
>I mean fuck her like you hate her
>hurt her a little
>before she comes, pull out, hand her your strapon, and tell her to fuck you like that now
>proceed to take dicking like the alpaca that you are

by telling her instead of asking her.

>getting fucked in the ass
>not a beta faggot

pick one

not enjoying the pleasure your body can give you
>being this beta

oh but i enjoy it. I like a finger in the ass while she blows me, gives me a tornado orgasm.
What i meant was, getting fucked in the ass with a penis shaped object, wore like a penis, thrusted like a penis, AND not being a bit of a faggot, can't coexist together.
Nothing wrong with that, but being in denial is unhealthy.

Challenge her to wrestling, winner fucks the loser in the ass.
Then throw the match.

Tell her if she's not willing to do it one of your gym buddies is.

ive always wondered, why does it have to be penis shaped?

surely we can create a shape that is better in the ass than a penis?

Yes, like a dragon penis

I used to beg my ex-gf to finger my ass and choke me
dumb bitch wouldn't do it. I realized that girls are lazy in shit in bed never wanna do any work.

still a penis

I don't think you can optimize anything by making up weird forms.

It just has to be something that penetrate, thick and solid.

Why make up shapes if the natural ones do a good job?

this

tough lock op, its not going to happen.

I couldn't even get my sister to give me a hand job when we used to sleep in the same bed, but I had to finger her.

this is a legitly good answer

>Why make up shapes if the natural ones do a good job?
But there isn't a natural thing that goes up the ass, we figured out that a penis works, but it never evolved to be good at going up the ass.

That never happened bro.

But the shape itself exists and is associated with sex.

Vaginas also exist and are associated with sex, yet you dont put them in asses.

Why are you trolling now?

If you can't keep up a discussion for 3 posts then don't start one.

>better put a hole in another hole
Anything that is long and cylindrical will look like a penis because that's what people associate it with.

You also have shit like anal beads and buttplugs, but you can't actually fuck anyone with that. The only other shape imaginable to plunge in and out of someone's ass would be a pig penis.

i never start anything, i dont think im the guy you think i am. there's more than 2 of us here.

and my argument was a valid Reductio ad absurdum argument.

Please videotape this OP.

I want to see the expression on your gfs face when you ask her to strap a penis shaped object onto herself and fuck you with it the way a homosexual man would fuck you.

Tell her you dont trust her to tell you what feels good and what doesn't, sexually, so now she has to fuck you in the ass so that you can find out first hand to improve your ass fucking technique.

I don't know what to tell you if you think your argument was a good one.

but poops come out ,and they're awfully penis shaped.. hmmm??

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i tried

ayyyyy lmao

10/10

kek

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Anyone here seriously considering fucking a trap?

I had a few gay experiences with friends when I was a kid and then nothing but straight all my life.

Now I'm approaching 30 and I'm drawn to fapping to traps; usually traps fucking women. I fancy fucking a trap myself; I'm considering going to stay in another city far away where no one knows me and hitting some gay bars.


Funny fact is I don't even like gay porn or find men attractive; just chicks with dicks.

kill yourself

what a fucking autist
10/10 would kek again

>Fitness & Health

I've fucked two traps. One was all like she'd agree to getting fucked in the ass after a lot of nagging cause I really wanted to but I had to be slow and careful and not stick my entire dick in. Not worth the time and effort desu but she gave good head. The other one was into it and really wanted to get fucked and it was pretty sweet. Interestingly enough she wasn't as good at sucking though. I didn't get shafted or sucked myself though because no homo. Doubt they'd want to anyway because well they want to be the girl.

If you're worried about looking like a beta faggot to your girlfriend, your relationship has deeper issues.

My gf has fucked my with a strap on like 4 maybe 5 times. I enjoy it but she not so much. Still a shame that we dont do it more often

I just want to suck or get sucked off; or get ass fucked.

I don't really want to fuck another guy in the ass though desu Famalamalamalam

>I'm straight
>Please fuck me up the ass

You want a good assfuck just let a man fuck you. A trap. A feminazi. I'd send my boyfriend to one but hes a pussy so maybe you two can hook up.

Do you know why she doesn't enjoy it?
She doesn't have a dick.

Well then come out of the closet and go find a guy to fuck you. Don't do it half-assed and try to secretly get pegged by a girl or fucked by a trap, just take that step and admit that you're gay.

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I dont like men
I am only attracted to woman and shemals. She doesnt like it because she isnt used to being in charge of the fuckig. Also anal can be nasty.

Are gays attracted to shemales?

I doubt it, gay guys tend to be attracted to masculinity and testosterone whereas shemales/traps are trying to be women

Depends. I'm not gay and I just see them as girls, when I fuck them I fuck them like girls, they're my bitch. If you want to get fucked on the other hand you want to be the bitch. In which case you're gay.

I can do that for you user ;^)
Only if you beg.

yes mistress :)

Prep your ass more and just find a guy to do it.
Don't have to be gay to enjoy anal (obviously)

Someone out there is

Hey alpha queer, you can't say you're not gay for fucking men with tits and call others gay. Doesn't work like that.