How do I "Dog Mode"

How do I "Dog Mode"

Steroids and over eating.

>be big
>be bad
>be bounty hunter

What the FUCK is he wearing?

that guy needs to kill himself literally right now

Go to the gym ONCE. Eat 100 kcals above maintenance for 20 years.

I only know who this guy is because of that Southpark episode

You sure that's not a swap of his head on his wife's body?

Looks like he just drinks beer all day now

he must be pretty irrelevant because i know all of SP and remember nothing about that fatso

Entire episode where Cartman is a hallway monitor

ultralel
ok in all fairness i don't remember much of that episode, and thanks for reminding me

go with christ, brah

Dog is the Veeky Forums epitome of the High Test Alpha Male.

The Booby Hunter

how the fuck do people become this? This guy was once a normal 4 year old child. Just WTF

what, become alpha?

you dont, you are ether born that way or you arent.

SPAM, its a hellofa drug

Good lord everything in that photo looks greasy

Totally can see his little pecker pouch

get to 1/2/3/4 when in your 20s
start bulking
continue bulking
start tanning
continue tanning
listen to hank williams jr

Looks depressed

This bitch

>CMON LELAND!