Hey Veeky Forums are you ready for the beach?

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sauce?

Are you fucking blind?

Hahaha hahaha

Fuck no man. Still got 15 lbs to go

No. Minnesota fag here. Usually have another month before there is any such beach activity.

>tfw didn't trust Punxsutawney Phil, thought I had longer to bulk.

don't fuck around with groundhog's day, gents

I'm SURE he means the actual video or the name of the girl. Really, do we have to do this?

You know it. Started cut a month earlier than normal. I go to the beach every 3rd weekend so i got to be lookin my best.

Harley jade

THANK YOU

is she literally 4 feet tall tho

yeah just go on grrevenge.c om and you'll find the video straight away

>tfw bulking this summer

m-maybe next year...

Most porn actresses are very short.
Makes the male performers dicks look bigger.

thats why the bigegst dicked pornstar is a fat italian manlet

his dick is actually only like 3 inches but hes like 2'4 so it looks massive

>2009
>this year I'll be in shape for the beach
>2010
>this year I'll be in shape for the beach
>2011
>this year I'll be in shape for the beach
>2012
>this year I'll be in shape for the beach
>2013
>this year I'll be in shape for the beach
>2014
>this year I'll be in shape for the beach
>2015
>this year I'll be in shape for the beach
>2016
>yeah no..

That fat manlet sucked his own dick show some respect asshole

Dumb shit

OP HERE
I saw it today in beeg.com
She gives him a bj but it sucks
He does soap up her ass tho
7/10 fap meter

Can't trill the Phil, asshole.

Also from MN, this state blows.
>tfw a rare 60 degree day comes and everyone is in shorts

Yes, feel great. Im gonna kill it this year at the beach.

Same.

Lost 30 tho since christmas.

Yes. Wont be at a beach though.

No, I don't know how to swim.

who the fuck goes swimming at the beach

you either walk around or tan

I can't swim or ride a bike. Don't feel too bad breh.

What if she asks to go swimming with her, all I can do is walk around in the water or float for a few seconds.

yell "SHARK!!!" and drop into a dead sprint in the opposite direction

id be more worried about getting sickle cell if i were you

Surfers. The alphas of the beach.

Keks

Your subtle humor was not lost on me user.

no dwarf pr0n pls

70% ready, im upstate ny so i dont have to worry about beach for a month or 2 more anyways

is that Mike Rowe?

Ayy 763 checking in

Nah, its from the Mist. Good movie, check it out.

Bulking in preperation for college. Don't care about this summer but still gonna get a tan