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Notice any drastic health differences since going vegan jj?

200mg caffeine, a ripe banana, and a pb+j bagel or sandwich

usually lift 5-6 hours after dosing 200mg moda

obv plus shit like orals, test or tren base, etc if that's what I'm grooving with

a marked uptick in vaginitis

How's the lab going?

Lel

Depends. Counting is always the better choice if you aren't fatasfatass like some people

Out-eating tdee on keto isn't that hard

Is dbol only cycle retarded? I've got mad shoulder problems. A couple dudes i know who seemingly had the same problems told me that when they went on a dbol only cycle it healed it up pretty quick

si senor

Please be bait

So, the plan is to go to alphabay for test E, where should I get my PCT and AI for my first cycle guyz. I'm bros with the uni lab tech guy, so syringes and needles aren't an issue

All my research indicates it is indeed retarded. Just wanted another confirmation

This pain is driving me beyond madness. I cant even sleep anymore due to fuckin shouldet pain. I guess i got excited when they suggested a fix

could try tb500 or some of those peptides but you have inject them and I take it you're scared of needles.

Not scared of needles. Just clueless i suppose. Side effects scare me more than needles but if i could fix up all these aches and pains id pretty much do anything at this point

tb500 is supposedly great for healing joints and deca helps with joints too.

Ill look more into it. Thanks man

you'd want to run a test base with the deca though

TB500, ghrp2-6, bpc-157, MK677 and GH if you can afford it. Everything else, especially AAS, won't help you.

JFC REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why are all women stupid cunts that play games
Or at least the attractive ones
They all want to act interested one minute and then not the next, and back and fucking forth. I'm 22 and talking to 18-20 year olds and they're all fucking retarded fuck

What do I have to do to find a mentally mature girl around my age shit /blog

One more pin till I end my cycle, best ways to retain gains when reverting back to natty?

Hhhhhnnnnng

Run a test base with low Anavar and Mod-GRF/Ipam, maybe some deca. Do you know what's causing the pain?

Don't worry about it. Get money. Get pussy. Good ones will make themselves available to you if you're a decent person. Or not. It's a gamble.

Focus on you being well rounded, not a partner rounding you out.

on test 500mg and tren600mg plus dmz 40mg a day.

literally horniest fucking faggot alive.
masturbate all day. running train on tinder women, literally no preference, just want to cum in something. please never let this feeling leave

>Focus on you being well rounded, not a partner rounding you out.
TRUTH

for some reason it's a lot creepier when randos remember shit like that as opposed to trips

and I wrote that shit in like 45mins while my eyeballs were vibrating from enough caffeine to wake the dead

stop giving a fuck, the day you do that is the day you learn the secret to eternal happiness

like sure I've got the collective sex drive of a sybaritic roman orgy and my standards are pretty much binary, but I'm not stressing shit if a chick's not picking up what I'm putting down

you wanna play shitty little games? get the fuck out of my house, I'm going to go beat off and fall asleep

the fucking heel-turn some of these chicks make is enough to make you worry about whiplash when you just completely refuse to dance to their tune like five seconds ago you were giving me the eyes, biting your lip, and all kinds of shit but when I go for the kill you pump the brakes? fine, cool, your choice, now get the fuck out

what, something wrong with that? oh, NOW you want to get fucked?

fucking women

triangle man speaks the gospel truth

>tfw no Tinder girls

I'm using a mediocre picture and highly inflammatory profile though.

Tfw quads getting so big that you're almost ripping your underwear it's so tight.

>be on roids
>1/2/3 easy
>deadlift won't fucking move and has been stuck at 385 for fucking 6 months
WHAT THE FUCK
Literally even ran tren and everything skyrocketed but it
I did recomping a bit though rather than bulking, but fuck that's pathetic plenty of Nattys pull it easy

Sdrol, bioperine, taurine and cialis.

5-HTP gives me the craziest dreams.

Be more consistent.

poor guy.

literally message a girl something along the lines of this :
>hey btw if you need someone to eat you out tonight, send me a message "my #".
>sends me a text and tells me to come to her house when she gets back from having a drink
>eat the goods and fucking plow the fields
>get home 2.5 hrs and look for my next victim

Change your training, not your drugs. My deadlift went way up when I brought up my hamstrings and learned to engage them properly.

I say these things about romance while in the midst of a personal crisis of fully rejecting passionate, intimate connections if I do porn.

Really missing my ex, but she would stand in the way of me bettering myself or making money. No real difference.

I'm plenty fucking consistent breh
Literally all of my others lifts are well above 1/2/3/4 but deads, fucking something about them, they just don't fucking move. This shits driving me fuckin insane. I'm doing C6W, I tried running a cycle of deficit deads, lowering the weight and restarting, and it won't fucking budge

>talking to 18-20 year olds
Found your problem

One of these days you youngcunts will listen to me when I say that young chicks are fucking worthless hosebeasts with no value sexually or romantically.

Kekd

lol but women take care of me. my current thing brings me food and clothes

I assume everyone who pulls off shit like this is either an 8/10 panty-dropper or tried it 20+ times before it worked.

have you actually tried, y'know... lifting?

but seriously how hard is it to figure out if you're failing off the floor, above the knee, grip, etc?

like basic bitch lifting knowledge here

get with a 23+ year old

Well I'm 22, I'm not gonna talk to old used up hags, even if I wanted to they wouldn't want to most likely due to women typically being into guys their age or older

well im 6'4'' 235lbs and i like to say im handsome. i get rejected sometimes by the stuck up mother mary bitches. works 1/3 times

How do you guys deal with roid acne. I feel like I look like a fucking junky, acne scars on my arms from cystic acne on a deca dbol cycle 6 months ago..

It has killed my confidence, feel like I have no shot with any women

Look, either fuck older women or stop looking for meaningful ANYTHING with young chicks. Its just not gonna happen. They're fucking annoying, stupid, self centered and terrible in bed on top of all that.

But maybe you're terrible too and don't know any better... in which case continue on your misadventures.

shower twice a day, dont put your back on your computer chair, benzoyl peroxide 10%, wash your sheets once a week, dont put bare skin on workout equipment and lower your stress.
all these things work 100%

I shower twice a day already, I used peroxide 10%. It's mostly scars at this point

ouch, welp cant help with scars bro

I get bad backne on PCT and while cruising.

>wake up in the AM and wipe shoulders with salicylic acid acne pads
>goto work
>rub hand sanitizer on shoulders in middle of the day
>go home
>goto gym
>immediately take a shower and scrub back/chest with 10% benzyl peroxide wash
>put on CLEAN shirt
>sleep in CLEAN shirt
>repeat

Works so far... still have some but they aren't huge and disgusting anymore.

I would definitely get more points if I were 6'0 or so with my build. I'm 5'8 185lbs and thick.

Will test-e come out on a drug test? Honestly don't know how many different drug tests there are. Can someone help with this?

>tfw stress acne
It has to be that because I've cut everything else out

>stuck at 385 for fucking 6 months
did you forget to eat or train
thats real bad man

Nah. You just attract shitty women. There are plenty of quality people in all age ranges of every demographic. Your anecdotes lead me to believe you're bitter about one or several unfortunate experiences regarding fickle young women. I was the same at 18/19/20.

Ayy pb&j bagel pwo masterrace.
I thought I was the only one.
You alright brick

Keep hormones balance and if necessary use low dose accutane to get rid of acne.
Then vitamin c serum and retin-a to get rid of scars.
Also the other day Coach was talking about a client of his having success with using TB-500 for scars.

10% benzyl peroxide has no benefit over 2.5%, you're needlessly destroying your skins moisture barrier by using such a high strength.

>and while cruising

uh, what

if you're worried about it for athletics or a few other things, you're fucked

if it's some bullshit 5-panel piss test then unless you're mixing your tren with some h you won't get popped for shit

pb&j akbar

with a liter of 1% milk (aka full shaker bottle)

hear that you fucks, you want that retard strength you gotta eat a pb&j bagel and some milk an hour before you lift

holy shit I had to give my economy size jug of jif and all my amish-made blackberry preserves to a friend to hold onto, otherwise I'd wake up in the middle of the night and eat like 5k cals from psmf and dnp-induced craziness

can't wait for that tren so I can stop really caring about carbs making me fat

I've really been interested in hopping on the juice and have been trying to soak in all the knowledge out there beforehand but I have a predicament. I will be heading to Korea soon for a year and Germany for 2-3 after. Now I will not be messing with it while in Korea but will be going through another natty bulk/cut cycle and want to hop on the train once I get settled in Germany. My predicament is I have only found info regarding US transactions and receiving of the goods. Any Europe bros that can point me in the right direction of some good info on acquiring goods over there?

I'm about to start a lil accutane

Sst, there are European sources

Trained a lot, like I said, didn't eat a whole lot, recomped, built up a bit of muscle, but cut down a lot of fat as well, but obviously I'm doing something right if all of my other lifts skyrocketed Like at least 50 lbs past those over the last few months, but fuckin deads are a mystery to me. It might actually have gone up a little higher than 385, I actually haven't tested for 1rm, but according to a calc at the most it's only 10-15 lbs more at the most. How is it even possible for my squat to go up ~70 lbs but my dead suck so much dick?

Mfw im natty and deadlifting nearly 600 lbs

Prob kill urself desu

Keep out of sun, don't use anything harsh on skin, moisturize and up your fish oil.

Aye bimbo it's been a minute

Post cb? :0

Are you le shredded yet

Any good books out there that can help you plan a cycle, pct and such? Hypertrophy is main goal, but strength is a bonus as well

I haven't had as many issues with steroids. No hair loss/acne. Also thanks accutane dayyum.

Vegans have better blood work confirmed my Dr. Rhonda Patrick.

When I go high carb, low fat with 95% whole foods I never lose slin sensitivity.

Tons of energy in keto. Loads of flax tempeh, greens, avocados, nuts, chia seeds, and olive oil. I'm not cutting hard.

No, not a chance.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I hope you're getting sent to casey, enjoy the unrestrained giant veiny throbbing green dick

so are you fat or actually nearing 3x bw

>Vegans have better blood work confirmed my Dr. Rhonda Patrick.

[citation needed]

But is there any info out there regarding shipping? I'm assuming USPS is out of the question

when I hit 5pl8 deds my squat was a 185 triple lmao

so theres not a whole lot of correlation if you do em certain ways

That being said, if your actually training DL, thats odd

try delaoding and just classic progressive advancement and your next blast
never fails

>trusting danica patricks mom

>and while cruising
>uh, what

Yep... dunno why. I never do while blasting but now I'm covered. Its been about 3 months since I dropped dose to 200mg/wk, still backne.

I'm 230

Being on fucking tren and not being able to deadlift 4 plates is the most pathetic shit I've ever heard. No wonder people say max out your natty limit first. That dude just has no clue what he's doing

I can't. She's not even vegan herself, so she's pretty unbiased imo. An endocrinologist I know in Miami asked her for me when she was around.

You could ask her about vegans though.

foundmyfitness.com/about-dr-rhonda-patrick

No sun? I've been tanning cause it makes the scars less noticable

if i take 250mg test e every week starting at age 25, will i have the same cholesterol issues, heart issues, and risk of stroke as someone who takes larger amounts of steroids?

if i do cardio everyday and eat clean, will these risks decrease?

6'4
215

W/ pump

Well then fucking tell me what I'm doing wrong then bitch lol

I deloaded, I ate enough to at least see more progress than that, I ran a cycle of deficit deads on C6W, which is say is a pretty solid program, and have had no problem upping my other lifts. I've definitely got room for improvement but I've got the fundamentals at least, and you telling me to kill myself isn't fucking helping dipshit

>who takes larger amounts of dick?
Depends on what you define as larger and who this person is.

You're talking about a TRT dose of test. It will be barely noticeable for the most part both in your blood work and gains.

>Does doing the good things make better
Yes they do, taking steroids doesn't change you biologically. Running and eating healthy is usually always good

Without pump, fasted.

Lighting at fuckbuddy's place is dope.

Is it true that even after a cycle and pct a roided will maintain a competitive edge over nasties? Seems like roiding is a no brainer, even if you only run one cycle.

tfw sadguy still usin the name you recommended him.

>tfw I'm 6'4" 215lbs but look DYEL as fuck

one day.... one day I may.

I just wanna take test and orals forever though, so I doubt I'll ever get full bimbo status.

I literally had to do SS to get to 4 plate DL

Your form is probably terrible and you admitted your diet sucks. Should have stayed natty and figured all this shit out before wasting them steroid novice gains

anything larger than a trt dose of test

i thought that no matter how much steroids you use or what kind, they will raise your cholesterol and put you at risk for heart diease

kek I remember that

You'll get there, trust me. If a weak lanklet like me can you will too.

>tfw a studio asked me to cut down on the gear and I said no and they said okay but don't get acne

>But is there any info out there regarding shipping? I'm assuming USPS is out of the question

what the fuck, are you that retarded

mail from local service delivers to base post office, post office sends shit to unit mail clerk, get shit from mail clerk

>when I hit 5pl8 deds my squat was a 185 triple lmao

no wonder you fucked your knee you spaz

shit's mind-blowing

like I hit 445 after maybe 6 months of training seriously, took a 3 year break, on cruise came back and pulled 495 within a month or so, 9 months after starting lifting again and I'm in the low 6s

if I'd started out lean and blasted, I'd probably be knocking on 7's door easily by now

so we're not actually talking about legitimate reviewed and verified studies done in any kind of controlled environment, just a hey I think I've noticed this pattern in some data by casually examining it without doing any kind of real analysis!

how about you answer my fucking questions instead of having a hissy fit, you dumb shit?

I really need to find a place with baller downlighting to give my pale ass some kind of contrast

semi-permanent upregulation of myonuclei and androgen receptors, plus upregulation of ar sensitivity

There's a strong genetic component, you won't know how you react until you actually hop on. You might be able to cruise on 300mg, or you might have to run 150mg.

Of course it will. However it's subject to diminishing returns.

Doing 500mg of test from natty will increase cholesterol by X percent.

Doing 1g of test from natty will increases cholesterol by (X * 1.6) percent.

So doubling the amount of test doesn't necessarily double the amount of cholesterol damage

ok i get it. genetics will determine the level at which this uptick will occur.

is 250mg of test e equal to approximately 800ng of natty test?

Approximately yes.

? Hello? It's me?

Yeah her downlighting made me look great after 2 hours of depleting as fuck tren sex.

Yep. Like I said. It's what Rhonda Patrick said. So stop trying to act like a hard cunt about it.

And you know I'm vegan for ethical reasons. Not primarily for increasing my health/lifespan.

Here's his message.

>I did get to speak to Rhonda about all the various types of diets and she did mention that vegans and vegetarians usually have the best blood profiles in terms of natty health markers to natty hormone levels , but she did say that when PEDS are in the mix, it does change many vegan markers and this causes similar results to those of the meat/dairy eaters.

It put me at ~1400ng/dl, if you want actual TRT then take 200mg or less.

thank you