Be at uni

>be at uni
>hear that some girls are having a party at their house
>get to the front door and see this
How fucked are you?

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im about 4 inches worth of fucked.

I bet they're fat

>Listening to some cunt
Kek

I'm 6' 2" but i am a douchebag so idk

Yeah and im pretty sure im also one of the other two

"let me in, only a loser would have a dick smaller than 5.11 inches"

Still walk in and stand out cuz Im shorter than all the other guys and smash.

I'm one inch from being fucked. But then I turn 360 degrees and walk away from this party full of shallow sluts.

I'm 5'10 in the morning so with the right footwear I can get along with the listing