You come bavk from a trip and this guy is in your bedroom fucking yourgirlfrinn and shes yelling "yes jacke yes u fuck...

You come bavk from a trip and this guy is in your bedroom fucking yourgirlfrinn and shes yelling "yes jacke yes u fuck better than my beta bf"! What do?

Leave. What the fuck are you gonna do against Jackie "The Man" Chan?

Oh ffs, proof read your shit before pressing "Post".

ask him where his pecs went

Take of my skin mask and get to work

proceed to anally rape the chink with my 10 inch long and 9 inch wide girth dick

If my girl is fucking an old Asian dude, I picked the wrong girl.

Put him in Camel Clutch break his back make him humble

Why would the creator of Veeky Forums be in my house

Bro hes only 19 bro

Ask why le obummer is in my le bed XD

>(le trickety all black men look le same maymay! XDD)

I don't know, he's dead and the only ghostbusters I can call are either monkeys or Tumblrinas.

I pray to god there are no ladders around and that he doesnt want no trouble

Take my coffee black, and proceed to tell everybody
>for a week :^)

Find the fastest way to kill yourself.

Ha ha le go suicide urself le may may XDDD

Well maymayed my le friendo

>but i am not ur le friendo pal


But who was wealthy piano?

how many levels of irony we on senpai

Kick the bitch to the curb and ask for his autograph.

Jackie's a genuinely good person. If he was in my house with my girl it would clearly be because of her treachery, not his. I'd buy him a sake bomb and we'd toast to long life and not loving whores.

that's jackie chan's girlfriend now

Clumsily try to attack him as he kicks my ass all while telling me he doesn't want any trouble.

Ask him to a Deadlift Competition and then show him my huge white dick

>Jackie's a genuinely good person.

This.

Who wouldn't let Jackie Chan fuck their girlfriend? Heck, I'd let him fuck my mum.

Shoot them both desu. GF doesn't live with me or have a key to my place, so they broke in somehow. It was dark, I didn't know who it was. With all the grunting I thought I was in danger.

Probably nothing. I can't compete with a porn star.

>Supporting a commie
He makes siq af movies though.

What the fuck is wrong with you?
*looks around*
Ohh that's right, I forgot we were on le 4chans XD

too bad your mum wouldnt feel a thing with his tiny dick in your mom's vagina as big as the fucking hallway

based quads

wow jackie in a horror movie would be the coolest shit ever.

why would he fuck my GF?
does he want to steal my gains?

She is my first one and I would be nothing without her

pic related my girlfriend

shoot his chink ass because we're in america dammit, we don't want no damn immigrants !!

dey terk er jerbs

I say I don't want any trouble

Lidl protein?

"Teach me senpai"

He won't do anything there isn't enough furniture to jump around in my house