Gainsgoblin General

> tfw on a cut for an edm festival/ girl
> cutting for the first time, going down from 15% bf to as close as 10% I can get by May 21st
> hanging out with this girl and a group of 2 other girls
> we go get icecream
> thought that this was a meme
> thought that its easy to just go with them and not order anything
> tfw I ate 2 scoops of delicious, delicious ice-cream
> no deficit for me today senpai
> JUST

inb4 lifting for grills

I'm not lifting for girls, I'm just getting the full benefits of my lifting for a girl

Shes gonna leave u then ur gonna stop lifting and get fat. In 2 years there will be a i got complacent, used to lift but stopped cause gf then she left me for tyrone after we had an open relationship for 5 months where you didn't have any sex while you listened to her getting railed on your bed nightly

See u then

I'm internally motivated to lift, it has nothing to do with vaginas

I also have discipline and enjoy working out

plus my future depends on me being physically fit

all of that doesn't matter though, because this thread isnt about that

Ok whatever u say senpai

>open relationship for 5 months
>she's a whore every night and you're a cuck

Jesus Christ user, you got played like a fucking retard. How fucking pathetic are you?

why dont people just cut the carbs from the previous meals before a social outing because you probably will go eat

some thought and reasoning child

Was writing like im op in 2 years

Im a KHHV

Man, my gf has turned into gains goblin 9000

>she runs regularly and is fit when we start dating
>I lift irregularly and run, training for emergency service job
>she starts waiting tables at restaurant while paying for her schooling
>works long shifts, eating leftover food
>I get into my course and move out of home
>after both our graduations we buy a house together
>she starts baking cakes non stop, trying to make business out of it
>constantly says she's tired now because of work
>doesn't want to work out, start eating take out rather than cooking
>both gain like 60 pounds over 2 years
>got engaged recently, decided to turn my life around for wedding
>start lifting again, doing runs to lose weight
>she starts saying she's too tired again
>can't be bothered cooking, doesn't like the food I cook
>guilts me into staying home from gym and rewarding me with sex.
>says she just wants to spend time with me

We've had a couple of jolts where she started on shakes and going for walks but it always ends with junk food binges and 'yeah I'll go tomorrow'

We're not all going to make it, are we?

I did think of that earlier, but I caved and got a big salad with chicken and garlic bread and a beer, just cause I could since the waitress is crushing on me and doesn't card me since she thinks I'm over 21

that set me right at my calories limit for the day

1000~ calories of icecream later I'm at my tdee

the shitty part is that I really dont even know for sure where my calorie intake is for today because there's no reliable calorie count for the salad or the ice-cream that I got

fml

and you married this woman?

tell her that you can spend more time together, in the gym

you are your own gains goblin pham, stop misplacing responsibility

I need those social gains too man

its weird if I go and hang out with them on a trip to an ice-cream shop and then I just dont get anything

>not lifting for girls

Tell her you want to go to the gym and if she wants to see you it can be in the gym unless she did something for you then your faggot ass stays at the house homo.

you just got trapped bro, unfortunate. looks like you'll end up lookin like a ripped firefighter and have a beached whale to tend too.

...

im so sorry

not really

just say you're on a diet or whatever

or get some reduced fat/non fat icecream or realize that eating icecream literally one time is ultimately negligible in the long run

literally nothing about this scenario = girls being "gains goblins," you just kinda sound bitter

I feel uncomfortable admitting that I'm dieting to this girl

I dont like trying to explain cutting to people who dont know what it is already

most people know what a diet is

you don't even have to explain cutting, i mean you can say that you want to shed a few pounds or you can say it's for health reasons

most people will accept "i'm just trying to cut back on the junk food." just don't be awkward and insecure about it. or like i said, eat and enjoy the icecream and accept that it will make no difference.

>edm festival

nice blog post faggot. opinion disregarded

zyzz

I'm in a "similar" boat. She ended up attempting suicide last week.

Tell her to start goin to gym with you or else she might end up like anons wife trying to kill herself.

Go without her. I did. My wife tried suicide.

So your wife is cutting too. Good for you.

nah she went the pills+booze route.

no gym? weight gain? suicide time. avoid that shit.

> the joke
> your head

nah I got it, but was also clarifying.

>cutting
>as in cutting her wrists
>common meme for suicide

Dumbass.