"C'mon user, have some pizza!"

>"C'mon user, have some pizza!"

CHAD EATS PIZZA

are you a chad?

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No kidding though, do these guys look anywhere this good outside of photoshoots?

Because if they do I'm beyond finished.

No fat faggots who refuse to stray from their macro religion coming up with a retarded comment?

sure, pass me a piece

> tfw this actually happened to me a couple days ago
> I ate an entire small pizza by myself like a dirty slut

freakin gains goblins

rarely, i know people with FB profile pics like this

just embrace your beta genetics

I'm sorry, lactose intolerant

Why not, I can eat whatever I want to as long as it fits my macros.

Found the weekend drag queen

his head looks pear shaped wtf. Looks like a swollen jaw.

Tfw female
Tfw cutting
Tfw went on a date and bought us icecream to look like cute carefree girl having fun

I want to die
Dates are ruining my diet

>"sure Anonette, I can eat pizza even on a cut since I'm not a manlet or dyel and have a 3500cal maintenance"

Yeah I bet it really bothers chicks he fucks on the daily basis

>tfw cutting
>tfw everyone at work offers me food
>tfw have to awkwardly refuse their food and tell them that I'm on a diet
>"lol user, just have a little bit"
>tfw they all eat with a huge smile on their faces while I listen to music trying not to watch them eat

I want to punch em all in the face but I'm too hungry to do it

Is that a meme? Why do people use those words?

its the only things that count

That dude is pretty gay looking.
I'll let you in on a hint, a lot of male models are gay and I don't mean gay for pay.

Sure! I run an lift far too much to not enjoy myself every once in a while. Plus given the way I track my diet, two slices won't even set me back.
>saying no to pizza
>ever

whatever helps you sleep at night bud

Can't call a man hot when he's hot.

I'd fuck him
Don't get why people get so jealous of guys like this
Learn to be happy for other people dude
Sure it'd be nice to look like this guy but if you spend all your time being jealous of other people's looks or money or gf you will never be happy

>shoving your fitness-hobby into everyone's face and being smug about it
Let me guess, you doing crossfit?

Go back to your box

my life would be immensely different if I were born as chad
>mfw genetic failure

>lifting for women

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Your life would be different if you didn't have such a defeatist attitude.

it's all in the genes bro
there is nothing I can do

Look at Arnold, his name waist is wide as fuck. You're just small and justifying your lack of hard work by telling yourself you never look good. Just keep lifting and improving and you'll look great to the average person. Also
>just be yourself user :^)

With that in your mind you will not success
I hate people like that... Kys

>Look at Arnold
Don't intend to roid any time soon

Stop fucking around then, roastie whore.

one day I may

I once fucked a fat girl who let me eat chocolate from her body.

Was my only cheat day in that month though.

Then once again the only thing holding you back is yourself. I pay $150 a year for gear and get free checkups once a month to look and feel better than 90% of people.

I am a Virgin
Just like you :)

thats fucking hilarious

that's the hottest thing I've ever seen

>those square skeletal shoulders
>hottest thing you've ever seen
Virgin pls

If you're a female over the age of 18, a virgin and you think eating ice cream makes you a spontaneous manic pixie girl, you're probably fat.

And take this tip from a non-virgin male, he probably didn't give a shit about the ice cream, he just wants to lay the pipe. Stay motivated on your cut and you can trick a beta into dating you.

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The lines ruin it.

>>"C'mon user, have some pizza!"
>Sure, why not

I'm not fat
And I don't want a beta, betas are they male versions of roasties

Only if you chew it up and spit it in my mouth.

>Puri Puri Prisoner's little brother

nah bruh this is bad genetics

can you even triforce
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>Tfw went on a date and bought us icecream to look like cute carefree girl having fun

3 Steps: Stop being a little fucking faggot, learn how to greentext and fuck off

You should marry him, eat as much ice cream as you can, then take half his salary when he divirces you for being lazy.

You could also say "I can't eat ice cream, I'm watching my weight", but that requires a little bit of effort and you might not be capable of such a feat.

>implying that jaw is genetics and not plastic surgery

Y-you too you f-fucking whore ha ha!

A cheese slice has 12 g of protein
Hell yeah bitch give me some

Only if you will let me put my penis in your vagina, since that's really the only reason I'm on a diet in the first place.

no

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I hate this guy

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DON'T TAKE MY HAMSTRING GAINS!

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fuck outta here.

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I got excited, thought that was a MAGA hat

yeah, no. girls aren't into brick jaws

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>clippers fan

Daisy confirmed garbage

I don't watch nigger jolly ball.

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Ha totally dude I did it!

>angular jaw
>angular hair
Ruins it. This guy needs a rounder haircut. He looks retarded like this.

He also needs to close his fucking mouth and stop squinting.

can you be pale and be chad? not deathly pale, but "that guy is probably computer science" pale

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Alright this time for sure

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Same here. Fucking OP with his fucking stupid fucking hat.

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Sorry, I only like... Cheese pizza.

>eat pizza or anything really
>immediately begin fasting if non-lifting day
>slash carb consumption if lifting day
>look like this
sometimes it feels like no one even tries

omg thats like 900 calories better kill yourself

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what does your average diet look like on a lifting/ non lifting day?

something to the effect of
>one large meal with protein, carbs, and something green
>3 chicken breasts of varying size
>a smaller meal like the first, even a sub sandwich
for both lifting and non lifting days. no junk food or dessert and don't drink your calories. i just tend to cheat more on the weekends, but i respond in the manner outlined by my previous post
i really don't understand how more people can't get fairly shredded naturally. gains are generous once you have a mind-muscle connection. diet is just using judgement and not eating for a while sometimes.
this is not a meme

c'mff, 'n'n
Hff s'm pzz'

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S-sauce?

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