Gonna get laid, any advice?

Gonna get laid, any advice?

Pee in her butt for me

Don't be a fag about it, it's really not that big of a deal. If you can't get it up like half of Veeky Forums, kill yourself.

Have fun?
Fukkin hell it's just sex.

>her

LIVING LA DOLCE VITA

Sex is overrated.
But if you dont get sex that often, you should probably jack off 5-6 hours before.

GIVE ME GOOD AND PURE
WHAT YOU'RE WAITING FOR

YOU CAN PAINT ME ANY COLOOOR AND I CAN BE YOUR CLOWN

HEART LIKE A ROCK
COLD LIKE STONE

AND IF THE EARTH ENDS IN FIRE
AND THE SEAS ARE FROZEN IN TIME
THERELL BE JUST ONE SURVIVOR
THE MEMORY THAT I WAS YOURS AND YOU WERE MINE

Don't commit pre-marital sex, it's fornication.

Call her a faggot

>her

WE'LL GET EM FALLING FOR A STRAAAANGER

I wanna be a sex god, give advice you noobs

QUESTION WHAT THE TV TELLS YOU
QUESTION WHAT A POP STAR SELLS YOU
QUESTION MOM AND QUESTION DAD
QUESTION GOOD AND QUESTION BAD

>You've been acting awful tough lately
>Smoking alot of cigarettes lately
>But inside
>You're just a little baby

Shouldn've just posted a frog

Put a ring on it first brah.

>frog

Do they call him Kermit the frog? Is he looking for a dog?

THE BOYS THE GIRLS THEY ALL LIKE CARMEN SHE GIVES THEM BUTTERFLIES BATS HER CARTOON EYES

use a vibrator to make up for your tiny dick

Bitch he might be

No

Just fuck her bro. Don't overthink it it's fucking nature

Isn't that Lana del rey? Kek

i'd kill my gf to titfuck her fuck

Make sure to have the money ready upfront, in an unmarked envelope. You can just place it on the dresser.