Gonna get laid, any advice?
Gonna get laid, any advice?
Pee in her butt for me
Don't be a fag about it, it's really not that big of a deal. If you can't get it up like half of Veeky Forums, kill yourself.
Have fun?
Fukkin hell it's just sex.
>her
LIVING LA DOLCE VITA
Sex is overrated.
But if you dont get sex that often, you should probably jack off 5-6 hours before.
GIVE ME GOOD AND PURE
WHAT YOU'RE WAITING FOR
YOU CAN PAINT ME ANY COLOOOR AND I CAN BE YOUR CLOWN
HEART LIKE A ROCK
COLD LIKE STONE
AND IF THE EARTH ENDS IN FIRE
AND THE SEAS ARE FROZEN IN TIME
THERELL BE JUST ONE SURVIVOR
THE MEMORY THAT I WAS YOURS AND YOU WERE MINE
Don't commit pre-marital sex, it's fornication.
Call her a faggot
>her
WE'LL GET EM FALLING FOR A STRAAAANGER
I wanna be a sex god, give advice you noobs
QUESTION WHAT THE TV TELLS YOU
QUESTION WHAT A POP STAR SELLS YOU
QUESTION MOM AND QUESTION DAD
QUESTION GOOD AND QUESTION BAD
>You've been acting awful tough lately
>Smoking alot of cigarettes lately
>But inside
>You're just a little baby
Shouldn've just posted a frog
Put a ring on it first brah.
>frog
Do they call him Kermit the frog? Is he looking for a dog?
THE BOYS THE GIRLS THEY ALL LIKE CARMEN SHE GIVES THEM BUTTERFLIES BATS HER CARTOON EYES
use a vibrator to make up for your tiny dick
Bitch he might be
No
Just fuck her bro. Don't overthink it it's fucking nature
Isn't that Lana del rey? Kek
i'd kill my gf to titfuck her fuck
Make sure to have the money ready upfront, in an unmarked envelope. You can just place it on the dresser.