Most health professionals will tell you that it's healthier to use shampoo/bodywash everyother day, but if you're like me, that shit dont work Here's how to fix it
>Got long hair? Time to get a haircut that suits your face and age >Two showers twice a day MINIMUM >use shampoo/body wash everytime, everyday >If you shit, you shower >Have acne? They sell acne soap bars/body gels that you should use ONCE a day (usually save for last shower)
>"but user, my father was a NU-MALE who didn't shower with me as a child to teach me how to clean myself!?!"
Listen up then fags, every shower should consist of these essential washing locations
BODYWASH >dick and balls >gooch >ass-crack and bunghole >armpits >arms and torso >upper and lower back >Face (in the morning)
SHAMPOO >Hair
ACNE BODYWASH >Face or any other inflicted area (at night)
Wyatt Roberts
Most of the time, you smelling bad is just your natural smell becoming too pungent, If you're like me and sweat a lot/ have oily skin, this shit will save your lives.
>"o-ok, but why do i have to wash my ass after I poop, isn't that kind of gay?"
Watch Jackass 2 again, when one of the boys sits on an ice statue bare assed, he leaves shit behind. I don't care if you make 40,000 a year or 400,000,000, when you shit, theres always some left in the bumcrack.
"Ok, but can't I just use an axe shower?"
NO! Drowning youself in cheap or expesive cologne is a good way to end up being more disgusting, heres how and when to use cologne
>Cologne should only be used for parties and dinners >It's easier and cleaner to put cologne on right after a shower >determine if your cologne is pungent enough at one spray, or if it's diluted, this allows you to gauge how much is too much >spray once on a wrist, rub wrists together lightly for 3 seconds, then press wrists firmly on ear >spray once more on neck and your done.
Jayden Watson
Thanks Pepe
Does acne shampoo actually work btw?
Normally I haven't had much of an issue with acne but lately I had a bunch under my chin/jaw and neck and it sucks and looks like shit.
Parker Campbell
DEODORANT Plain and simple, you can only use drystick anti-presperant deoderant. The brand and fragrance are up to you, but I prefer more cologne smelling deoderants, compared to sweeter smelling ones. REMEMBER to only use anti-presperiant, it lasts longer
I personally use Old Spice drystick anti-presperant Swagger, but like I said it's up to you
Whether you see this on Veeky Forums or /r9k/, it works, even if your an overweight neet weeboo.
Grayson Anderson
Acne shampoo can help reduce the intensity/inflammation, but combined with prescription doxicycline, you can have a cleaner face that people WILL NOTICE
Leo White
Actually you arent ment to rub cologne Stay pleb
Chase Nelson
What about dick smell
Carson Williams
Rub lightly, as to not cause friction but rather spread one spray of cologne onto two wrists.
Dylan Davis
don't forget to wash under your foreskin. nothing is worse than dick cheese. peel that shit back, rinse with water, and you're done. don't use soap under the foreskin, you'll just dry out your dick.
Michael Rodriguez
It doesnt matter. It doesnt break the molecules (ugh stupid urban myth) or change the fragrance. Spray it or rub it.
Brayden Parker
If you've done all that I have said and have dick smell Immediately, then I believe you have some sort of fungal infection or worse, and advise you to seek a healthcare professional
Dick smell occuring after a day of work/being in a hot area for a while is quite normal, and while there are remedies to this I myself have not tried them.
Levi Long
if I had a fungal infection I'd fucking notice wouldn't I
Juan Murphy
reminder that if the products you use in the shower contains Polypropylene then all you're doing is dumping plastic down the drain
Carson Rodriguez
I don't think mine is to the point that I need a prescription. Regardless thanks. I'll get some acne shampoo next time im out.
Blake Young
For the love of god don't wash your hair everyday you greasy fucks
Adam Hernandez
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Cooper Edwards
This is shit advice, are you 15? Drying out your skin by washing it every day, multiple times a day, makes your sebaceous glands produce more oil to make up for it.
Washing your hair every day IS bad for it.
Isaiah Moore
Sometimes weebs are too ignorant to the truth. to spit in the face of someone trying to better his brethren, is blasphemous.
Zachary Sullivan
>Two showers twice a day MINIMUM >use shampoo/body wash everytime, everyday >use shampoo everytime, everyday >shampoo >If you shit, you shower
Guess how I know that you have an OCD / have been a NEET for way too long.
Also, falling for the hair jew.
Hudson Ross
How do I clean my dick, I think it makes me smell bad all over, I don't masturbate and can only pull foreskin back when flaccid but scared to touch the head as it's too sensitive.
Nathaniel Bailey
Keep your meme advice away from us oily bretheren. You should be grateful that you can go a day without showering, but I'm speaking to my greasy-weaboo brethren, the ones who know their bodies well, the ones who live in hot places, the ones who's natural skin smell is super pungent by 12 pm, the ones who were bullied and called dog shit and stinky their whole lives.
In a choice between smelling better than you gaurenteed, or having "le healthy sebaucus glands" we had to make the only choice that would get us laid
So leave us alone.
Eli Rogers
For real though, if you want to eliminate odor:
>shower using pine-tar soap >take a small amount of baking soda and rub it into pits >take a loofah and vigorously scrub your whole body
Boom, you don't even need deodorant if your diet is on point.
William Martin
old spice deodorant stick version
srsly this shit lasts for literally DAYS even if you shower
Easton Hall
oh man, i´m so done with this board....a thread about how to wash properly?!? and people even posting in it? man you guys must be very very desperate...but it makes me feel better so please go on
Jaxon Brown
How do you get rid of toe nail fungus?
Ethan Smith
this, works wonders
Connor Lopez
>REMEMBER to only use anti-presperiant, it lasts longer
Blake Peterson
Are u 12? How the fuck is ur tip so sensitive?
Justin Thompson
My face always gets really shiny like 2 hours after I wash face. Any suggestions?
Elijah Mitchell
a good way to eliminate bad smell, at least in your armpits, is to use some desinfection spray after showering, for example isopropanol with water, 70 to 30.. it kills all the germs and you can´t smell anything, it really works well
Jackson Sullivan
I'm Polish and grew up in Florida, dipshit. Bathing too much exacerbates the issue.
Matthew Baker
how to get rid of bacne?
i've got a cyst on my back which isn't drained alle the way
Ian Jenkins
I only shampoo once a week. Hair is fine.
Luis Martin
I'm 27 and it's sensitive because I don't really do stuff at all.
Cooper Fisher
>shower everytime you shit
Do people actually do this? Just buy some flushable wipes. There's no sense in cleaning yourself from head to toe every time whenever you have a bowel movement unless your wiping shit all over yourself.
Isaiah Foster
what the fuck dude you dont soap your feet? nasty bet you have all sorts of fungus wash your whole body ya nasty even your legs and arms
Landon Fisher
Give a weaboo deoderant and he smells clean for an hour
Give a weaboo anti-presperant and he smells good all day.
Christian James
Once dry, cornstarch babby powder the taint (especially the groves between your legs and crotch) and up the ass crack.
I also rub a light amount into my arms and chest and it stops itchiness.
And if you only shower once a day, make sure you wash your face again 6- 8 hours later.
Isaac Collins
>wind blows >a stray leaf rubs against crotch of trousers >cum instantly >I should have worn denim, it's thicker material
Thomas Brown
i've got dry skin after showering on the heels of meet feet all the fucking time
what do?
if i dry myself with a towle, so much skin comes off of it
Gabriel Gonzalez
Nigger the whole "washing your hair everyday is bad" shit is a fucking meme. Doing it twice a day, as stated in the OP, might be bad for it idk, but I wash my hair every day and my hair is healthy as fuck.
Asher Garcia
Your on a Malaysian pepper picking board, please don't expect divine grace when browsing
Jack Ross
You need to pumice stone them in the shower.
Julian Butler
>what you said is a meme but here's my anecdote
Tyler Brown
Hot showers can cause this so ease up on the temperature if thats the case.
You should also look into some moisterizers, preferably those for more sensitive skin
William Moore
for real?
Grayson Martin
yeah scrub that dead skin away
Jack Rogers
>im going to sit here and claim something is a fact when its not
Most people wash their hair daily, and their hair is perfectly fine.
Noah Thomas
can confirm. washing hair everyday does not some how make you a grease monster/destroy your hair.For girls with long hair it might be a different story but if your hair is an acceptable length its fine
Hunter Young
Joo. Near the end of your shower when your feet are really wet and softened.
I have the same issue. A $2 pumice stone will change your life. It won't scrub through good skin, it just gets rid of the dead, flaky stuff.
Jose Thompson
aight man
Ryan James
If you smell bad it's most likely your diet, there's a reason Indians smell bad
Parker Scott
what do against milia? those fucking white spots look like shit on my face
Christian Hall
We're on the Internet bro, just google this shit.
Nicholas Sanchez
They have the Internet on computers now?
What a time to be alive.
Luis Mitchell
Iz only smellz.
David Cook
for my pimply brethren use face wash and moisturizer. It'll say "for oily/mixed skin" on it so you know it's for your greasy face. then, if it still hasn't cleared up (after a few weeks) begin using salicylic acid. either buy it pure or find something with it in it aka read the ingredient list. that should take care of the big red ones.
tl;dr
Carter Wilson
Anyone know how to make breath gains when you have acid reflux? Chewing gum just makes it 10 times worse?
Connor Wilson
>using soap and shampoo when you shower >making it
that's for nu-males
haven't used that stuff since I was 16, turning twenty one now, virility of a LION with the mane to match
stay away from beauty products lads, they're poison
Gabriel Garcia
Is this how I get rid of blackheads and pores? Someone recently though I was 8 years older than I actually was.
Wyatt Roberts
Try semen facials at the local glory hole.
Levi Butler
No they don't I don't know anyone who washes their hair daily Most are every 3 days or so
Andrew Sanders
>two showers twice a day
Bitch, I have better things to do with my time that shower four times a day.
Lincoln Smith
Do people have a bidet in their bathroom? in usa or uk? I mean, I live in a third world country and EVERYONE have one.
Pic related, a bidet, a device designed to wash your ass/dick/pussy afer you shit/piss/whatever.
Chase Miller
bidets are the primary reason Europe is more cucked than the U.S
bunch of guys who play with their assholes regularly
Levi Mitchell
Is the bidet the national symbol of Sweden?
Cameron Bailey
Literally every other country but you guys have bidets Either the sit down kind like that user posted or the bum gun kind
Henry Nelson
Tell me, pls tell me and describe to me the smell of a regular pussy in usa. Protip: fishy smell its bad.
Ethan Edwards
I was in Japan and selected the wrong washing option and received scalding water straight to the balls watch out if ya'll have Haneda airport as a stopover
Landon Adams
American women only shit once every 3 days. They do so just before taking a shower or just after anal, and they always shower right after that.
When a woman is looking to get laid, they scent their bums.
Brody Murphy
Shieeeet I'm 27 too and my dick is sensitive as shit.... Only things that can comfortable touch it are soap, a tounge (and even that can be too much at times) and sugar walls
Liam Reed
that is a lie. I saw how much american woman eats. If they shit every 3 days they will break the crapper haha
Cooper Ross
I dated a 8/10 body 6/10 face American woman (Slavic face, geh, looked like pic related) who only shit every 3rd day and my god, she would blow out the toilet each time.
Charles Sanders
Shave your armpits. Helps alot
Ayden Martinez
And gets cancer. Antiperspirants are known carcinogens.
Charles Hernandez
pls respond
James Howard
>unironically still using deodorant, soap and other modern degeneracies
Oliver Ross
We don't use bidets in Norway. >wanting an odorless vagina Low test chinaman beta detected.
Cooper Davis
>wash my hair because it gets greasy >hair gets greasy because i wash it i want off this ride
Elijah King
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Adrian Thompson
>cutting hair your hair grows long to demonstrate your health and to protect your head and neck from the environment. studies have shown that both men and women rate long haired men more positively. same with beards. if you don't let your hair and beard stay long, you are emasculated. short hair in men has been associated only with subservience over the course of human history. only boys and women don't grow facial hair, so if you cut yours off it only makes you look boyish
>using shampoo on hair shampoo strips the oil and bacteria from the hair and scalp, leaving it dry and open to colonization by harmful bacteria. to compensate your scalp will overproduce oil. water is good enough to clean the hair in most cases. if your hair is especially dirty then use regular soap. the outside of your body is just as alive as the inside. you wouldn't swallow antibiotics or bleach every day to "clean" your insides, would you?
anti-perspirant works by clogging pores using fine aluminum flakes, which irritate the skin and cause skin cancer
deoderant won't hurt you physically, but it's not necessary or good. I never use it and women seem to like my smell.
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Carson Myers
As you sit in your seat... probably for what 8 hours for some of you NEET fucks... stick your hand down your pants and smell your ballsack.
I bet its an scent full combination of onions, rotted bowels, semen masturbation abuse and regret. Go take a walk to the bathroom and get yourself sorted.
Hunter Green
Cold shower master race here
Any of you niglets doing the same?
Jordan Howard
>Tell me, pls tell me and describe to me the >smell of a regular pussy in usa. >Protip: fishy smell its bad.
Virgin detected. obviously never been with a woman.
The saying goes "If smells like a fish its a dish, if it smells like perfume clear the room."
Jason Jenkins
good god breeders are disgusting.
James Wright
No, we just have normally functioning brains.
Men are hard-wired to find female body odour arousing.
Andrew Flores
>female body odour arousing
Good god.
Brody Martin
I got a problem where I have bad eczema, dry skin, and dry hair. It fucking sucks because I can't shower otherwise my hair will dry the fuck out and I'll be clawing my skin raw from scratching.
I try to shower once a day at least, but even that dries out my skin and gives me acne. Most lotions don't really help and/or irritate my skin. Help me not smell like sweaty taint, Veeky Forums.
Jackson Perry
Try some pine-tar soap. I had eczema for nearly 15 years, using legit pine-tar soap cleared it up in about a month.
Josiah Phillips
It's a fact that woman who shave their pubes are systematically ignored from procreation by males on a chemical smell level that is not even perceivable by most. Effectively, if her pubes are shaved there is no method of holding her scent.. thus no attraction. Especially if she is smothered with perfume.
Eli Ross
Being circumcised prevents stink dick
Aaron Barnes
backing soda is efficient for killing the smells. Also it does not stop sweating but the smell. You can also use it to brush your teeth with.
I only use olive oil natural soap for general hygiene and also lasts very long. I used like 4kg in 2years.
For hairs, I use aleppo soap, min 35% of laurel. Quite expensive but good stuff.
Jason Lee
Your skin is gonna be awful when you get older dude. I hope you're just messing around.
Went to the store today and bought this. If I dont smell like magic and flowers tomorrow I'll fucking kill you faggots
Anthony Diaz
>peppermint Enjoy your estrogens faggot
Joshua Davis
>I have the same anti-perspirant
Carson Cruz
Shitloads of sunlight in addition to the usual threatment your doc told you helps a lot.
Jonathan Phillips
Buy some face lotion that leaves your face matte
James Bennett
Try using a wash or pads/cream that contain salycilic acid. It will dry out your skin if that area is already dry, but most of the time people get acne from too much oil production. Always remember to exfoliate in the shower. Get a damn loofa. Exfoliate before you shave as well to avoid razor burn, there are face washes which are made for exfoliating (things that contain microbeads or granulated sugar)