Stop smelling bad general

If you've done all that I have said and have dick smell Immediately, then I believe you have some sort of fungal infection or worse, and advise you to seek a healthcare professional

Dick smell occuring after a day of work/being in a hot area for a while is quite normal, and while there are remedies to this I myself have not tried them.

if I had a fungal infection I'd fucking notice wouldn't I

reminder that if the products you use in the shower contains Polypropylene then all you're doing is dumping plastic down the drain

I don't think mine is to the point that I need a prescription. Regardless thanks. I'll get some acne shampoo next time im out.

For the love of god don't wash your hair everyday you greasy fucks

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This is shit advice, are you 15?
Drying out your skin by washing it every day, multiple times a day, makes your sebaceous glands produce more oil to make up for it.

Washing your hair every day IS bad for it.

Sometimes weebs are too ignorant to the truth. to spit in the face of someone trying to better his brethren, is blasphemous.

>Two showers twice a day MINIMUM
>use shampoo/body wash everytime, everyday
>use shampoo everytime, everyday
>shampoo
>If you shit, you shower

Guess how I know that you have an OCD / have been a NEET for way too long.

Also, falling for the hair jew.

How do I clean my dick, I think it makes me smell bad all over, I don't masturbate and can only pull foreskin back when flaccid but scared to touch the head as it's too sensitive.

Keep your meme advice away from us oily bretheren. You should be grateful that you can go a day without showering, but I'm speaking to my greasy-weaboo brethren, the ones who know their bodies well, the ones who live in hot places, the ones who's natural skin smell is super pungent by 12 pm, the ones who were bullied and called dog shit and stinky their whole lives.

In a choice between smelling better than you gaurenteed, or having "le healthy sebaucus glands" we had to make the only choice that would get us laid

So leave us alone.

For real though, if you want to eliminate odor:

>shower using pine-tar soap
>take a small amount of baking soda and rub it into pits
>take a loofah and vigorously scrub your whole body

Boom, you don't even need deodorant if your diet is on point.

old spice deodorant
stick version

srsly
this shit lasts for literally DAYS
even if you shower

oh man, i´m so done with this board....a thread about how to wash properly?!?
and people even posting in it? man you guys must be very very desperate...but it makes me feel better so please go on

How do you get rid of toe nail fungus?

this, works wonders

>REMEMBER to only use anti-presperiant, it lasts longer

Are u 12? How the fuck is ur tip so sensitive?

My face always gets really shiny like 2 hours after I wash face. Any suggestions?

a good way to eliminate bad smell, at least in your armpits, is to use some desinfection spray after showering, for example isopropanol with water, 70 to 30..
it kills all the germs and you can´t smell anything, it really works well

I'm Polish and grew up in Florida, dipshit.
Bathing too much exacerbates the issue.

how to get rid of bacne?

i've got a cyst on my back which isn't drained alle the way

I only shampoo once a week. Hair is fine.

I'm 27 and it's sensitive because I don't really do stuff at all.

>shower everytime you shit

Do people actually do this? Just buy some flushable wipes. There's no sense in cleaning yourself from head to toe every time whenever you have a bowel movement unless your wiping shit all over yourself.

what the fuck dude you dont soap your feet? nasty bet you have all sorts of fungus
wash your whole body ya nasty even your legs and arms

Give a weaboo deoderant and he smells clean for an hour

Give a weaboo anti-presperant and he smells good all day.

Once dry, cornstarch babby powder the taint (especially the groves between your legs and crotch) and up the ass crack.

I also rub a light amount into my arms and chest and it stops itchiness.

And if you only shower once a day, make sure you wash your face again 6- 8 hours later.

>wind blows
>a stray leaf rubs against crotch of trousers
>cum instantly
>I should have worn denim, it's thicker material

i've got dry skin after showering on the heels of meet feet all the fucking time

what do?

if i dry myself with a towle, so much skin comes off of it

Nigger the whole "washing your hair everyday is bad" shit is a fucking meme. Doing it twice a day, as stated in the OP, might be bad for it idk, but I wash my hair every day and my hair is healthy as fuck.

Your on a Malaysian pepper picking board, please don't expect divine grace when browsing

You need to pumice stone them in the shower.

>what you said is a meme but here's my anecdote

Hot showers can cause this so ease up on the temperature if thats the case.

You should also look into some moisterizers, preferably those for more sensitive skin

for real?

yeah scrub that dead skin away

>im going to sit here and claim something is a fact when its not

Most people wash their hair daily, and their hair is perfectly fine.

can confirm. washing hair everyday does not some how make you a grease monster/destroy your hair.For girls with long hair it might be a different story but if your hair is an acceptable length its fine

Joo. Near the end of your shower when your feet are really wet and softened.

I have the same issue. A $2 pumice stone will change your life. It won't scrub through good skin, it just gets rid of the dead, flaky stuff.

aight man

If you smell bad it's most likely your diet, there's a reason Indians smell bad

what do against milia?
those fucking white spots look like shit on my face

We're on the Internet bro, just google this shit.

They have the Internet on computers now?

What a time to be alive.

Iz only smellz.

for my pimply brethren
use face wash and moisturizer. It'll say "for oily/mixed skin" on it so you know it's for your greasy face.
then, if it still hasn't cleared up (after a few weeks) begin using salicylic acid.
either buy it pure or find something with it in it aka read the ingredient list.
that should take care of the big red ones.

tl;dr

Anyone know how to make breath gains when you have acid reflux? Chewing gum just makes it 10 times worse?

>using soap and shampoo when you shower
>making it

that's for nu-males

haven't used that stuff since I was 16, turning twenty one now, virility of a LION with the mane to match

stay away from beauty products lads, they're poison

Is this how I get rid of blackheads and pores? Someone recently though I was 8 years older than I actually was.

Try semen facials at the local glory hole.

No they don't
I don't know anyone who washes their hair daily
Most are every 3 days or so

>two showers twice a day

Bitch, I have better things to do with my time that shower four times a day.

Do people have a bidet in their bathroom? in usa or uk?
I mean, I live in a third world country and EVERYONE have one.

Pic related, a bidet, a device designed to wash your ass/dick/pussy afer you shit/piss/whatever.

bidets are the primary reason Europe is more cucked than the U.S

bunch of guys who play with their assholes regularly

Is the bidet the national symbol of Sweden?

Literally every other country but you guys have bidets
Either the sit down kind like that user posted or the bum gun kind

Tell me, pls tell me and describe to me the smell of a regular pussy in usa.
Protip: fishy smell its bad.

I was in Japan and selected the wrong washing option and received scalding water straight to the balls
watch out if ya'll have Haneda airport as a stopover

American women only shit once every 3 days. They do so just before taking a shower or just after anal, and they always shower right after that.

When a woman is looking to get laid, they scent their bums.

Shieeeet I'm 27 too and my dick is sensitive as shit.... Only things that can comfortable touch it are soap, a tounge (and even that can be too much at times) and sugar walls

that is a lie. I saw how much american woman eats. If they shit every 3 days they will break the crapper haha

I dated a 8/10 body 6/10 face American woman (Slavic face, geh, looked like pic related) who only shit every 3rd day and my god, she would blow out the toilet each time.

Shave your armpits. Helps alot

And gets cancer. Antiperspirants are known carcinogens.

pls respond

>unironically still using deodorant, soap and other modern degeneracies

We don't use bidets in Norway.
>wanting an odorless vagina
Low test chinaman beta detected.

>wash my hair because it gets greasy
>hair gets greasy because i wash it
i want off this ride

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>cutting hair
your hair grows long to demonstrate your health and to protect your head and neck from the environment. studies have shown that both men and women rate long haired men more positively. same with beards. if you don't let your hair and beard stay long, you are emasculated. short hair in men has been associated only with subservience over the course of human history. only boys and women don't grow facial hair, so if you cut yours off it only makes you look boyish

>using shampoo on hair
shampoo strips the oil and bacteria from the hair and scalp, leaving it dry and open to colonization by harmful bacteria. to compensate your scalp will overproduce oil. water is good enough to clean the hair in most cases. if your hair is especially dirty then use regular soap. the outside of your body is just as alive as the inside. you wouldn't swallow antibiotics or bleach every day to "clean" your insides, would you?

anti-perspirant works by clogging pores using fine aluminum flakes, which irritate the skin and cause skin cancer

deoderant won't hurt you physically, but it's not necessary or good. I never use it and women seem to like my smell.

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As you sit in your seat... probably for what 8 hours for some of you NEET fucks... stick your hand down your pants and smell your ballsack.

I bet its an scent full combination of onions, rotted bowels, semen masturbation abuse and regret.
Go take a walk to the bathroom and get yourself sorted.

Cold shower master race here

Any of you niglets doing the same?

>Tell me, pls tell me and describe to me the >smell of a regular pussy in usa.
>Protip: fishy smell its bad.

Virgin detected.
obviously never been with a woman.

The saying goes "If smells like a fish its a dish, if it smells like perfume clear the room."

good god breeders are disgusting.

No, we just have normally functioning brains.

Men are hard-wired to find female body odour arousing.

>female body odour arousing

Good god.

I got a problem where I have bad eczema, dry skin, and dry hair. It fucking sucks because I can't shower otherwise my hair will dry the fuck out and I'll be clawing my skin raw from scratching.

I try to shower once a day at least, but even that dries out my skin and gives me acne. Most lotions don't really help and/or irritate my skin. Help me not smell like sweaty taint, Veeky Forums.

Try some pine-tar soap. I had eczema for nearly 15 years, using legit pine-tar soap cleared it up in about a month.

It's a fact that woman who shave their pubes are systematically ignored from procreation by males on a chemical smell level that is not even perceivable by most. Effectively, if her pubes are shaved there is no method of holding her scent.. thus no attraction. Especially if she is smothered with perfume.

Being circumcised prevents stink dick

backing soda is efficient for killing the smells. Also it does not stop sweating but the smell.
You can also use it to brush your teeth with.

I only use olive oil natural soap for general hygiene and also lasts very long. I used like 4kg in 2years.

For hairs, I use aleppo soap, min 35% of laurel.
Quite expensive but good stuff.

Your skin is gonna be awful when you get older dude. I hope you're just messing around.

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Went to the store today and bought this. If I dont smell like magic and flowers tomorrow I'll fucking kill you faggots

>peppermint
Enjoy your estrogens faggot

>I have the same anti-perspirant

Shitloads of sunlight in addition to the usual threatment your doc told you helps a lot.

Buy some face lotion that leaves your face matte

Try using a wash or pads/cream that contain salycilic acid. It will dry out your skin if that area is already dry, but most of the time people get acne from too much oil production. Always remember to exfoliate in the shower. Get a damn loofa. Exfoliate before you shave as well to avoid razor burn, there are face washes which are made for exfoliating (things that contain microbeads or granulated sugar)