Cringe thread

Cringe thread.

If I wanted to cringe I'd read your diary

>jasimen

parents that give their kids retarded names should be shot

If I wanted to cringe I'd lick your mom's asshole

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>>Veeky Forums -health and fitness

lel

holy hell christ

>tfw a non autistic message from me gets 0 replies, but this shit does get replies

I genuinely wonder why I even bother with tinder

This, her name was the cringey bit, right?

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Meh, at least you went for it

If I wanted to cringe I'd read his jokes.

>nothing personnel, kid

the best part of this is that he actually gets her number with this shit

konichiwa jasimen-chan, *blush like a shy anime boy* w-will y-y-you go out with m-me? *hides behind senpai*

*regrows a bigger cock and walks away sad*

*Unsheathes katana*
What the fuck did you just say to me bitch?

Really? Post the rest

I don't want to

I am always amazed at the lengths people will go to in order to explain away their poor hygiene.

Fuck you then

>autists like this get matched and I get shit all

Tbf he used a fake Chad photo.

The faggot OP could have posted the whole thing but I guess he didnt even know the story.

He literally JUST took it off a r9k thread

If I wanted cringe I would ask you your 1 rep maxes.

He makes a pretty good point desu

That's because you're ugly

TOP C U C K

>lurking /r9k/
>ever
Jesus Christ, are you also a virgin who hates "normies"?

I would love to sit on a table and have a talk with the person who created this fucking image.

Like seriously how fucked is america? how did we breed such people? I dont get it.

Its like wants to be a walking pussy faggot.

Instead of shaving, taking a shower, losing weight and finding a job so you can afford lifing outside of a basement, you rather sit in a basement and draw this image..

Yes im mad.

You're all idiots. This tinder was from a well-known troll

Nah. Just a minority. In person I do fine. Just terrible luck online because muh stereotypes.

>tfw matched with a QT on Tinder

Almost had a panic attack thinking what i'm going to say to her, help me Veeky Forums

Best thing is to remember that girls usually only date up (different factors add up to make a girl think this). This means that a girl shows interest in you then you already have the upperhand. Therefore you have some leeway in what you can say and get away with.

>Where dem white wiminz at?
Keep to your own nigger/wetback/towel-head.

>A-are you an archaeologist?
Trust me. Works every time.

>getting triggered by words on the internet

It is a pretty good point. Mind you, I think that proves the constantly self-contradictory nature of feminists and sjws more than its an argument for normalising fat, smelly and ungroomed people.

Do you realise which board you're on?

That guy who posted that power cage, Jesus Christ dude that's some autism.

Good shit.

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