Things you can say about lifting weights, but not about your sex life

Things you can say about lifting weights, but not about your sex life.

"I can't wait to get back at it tomorrow!"

I once lifted with another person in the room.

cardio kills gains

>It's all about hip drive

I'm satisfied physically, mentally, and emotionally by lifting weights.

There's too many guys in here

It's better with a girl

I do it regularly

I've lifted weights at least one time in my life.

That last pump is always the hardest

I prefer isolation exercises.

I usually go longer than 5 minutes

I can make it to 2 reps

>Women don't laugh at me
Wait it applies for both

Women are impressed by my size.

I've done that

It's all about appropriate form

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Kek

Was that deep enough?

I'll use that one after he's done with it

Hey bro mind if I work in?

underrated

progressive load

Gimme a second I'll wipe it off for you.

I'm doing it!

Clean and jerk

I don't think I can handle that much weight

I'm going to use the machine this time

My ass is going to be sore tomorrow.

It's real and I'm good at it

I prefer lifting heavy weights over lighter weights

I prefer the black ones

I can pick up weights but I cannot pick up girls

nobody mentioned the classic

>everybody mires a 250 lbs snatch

I lift weights like a faggot

ITF wannabe comedians shitpost about things they cannot do

do you mean lifting weights or women?

>ITF

its ITT shitdick

in this forum as in, everyone who posts here
you're a faggot

"no homo"

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Black people do this better.

yeah, I know what you mean

I do it

Black people are stronger and faster.

I prefer hexagonal plates over olympic plates.

but this is a Norwegian dance therapy forum

200 pounds is 200 pounds.

I have a stable lifting partner and we never lift if the other isn't there

Blacks can do this easier.

Weighted dips.

You could always put on a few more pounds.

"I'm hard"

>I like it heavy

Not heavy enough

Fucking christ this is a disturbing picture

top jwj

Kek

I see you

Really. I feels like there is never enough.

N-n-no homo

I wipe off after I'm done

I enjoy lifting

So many black people in one place.

Niggerfucker.

I mean, I can fuck niggers in gym, but I cannot fucker their niggresses.

Actual shit people say at the gym. Good work on the kek guys

afterwards I can't go again.
I wear socks.
There are other male human beings in the room and that's okay.
I can do it whenever I want and my schedule allows it.
I don't care if I take a shower before going at it.

Let's think about that one again for a moment

It makes my blood flow in all the right places.