How do you defeat this guy?

(you have 10 days to train)

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Pistol & Firearms training.

cardio

Pretend I'm autistic and then order 66 him

Brain gains, then you can outsmart this sted head in an elaborate plan to make sure he dies but you don't get put in jail or face any of the consequences.

Indian burn his arm till he fries from the inside

Ur gettin slapped

And agility build always defeats a pure str build *tips fedora

I'd just elbow him in the face and then follow up with a left hook. If he didn't fall I'd probably run away

>get slapped by rich piana
>rich piana apologizes to you, offers to do whatever you want in a collab video

I guess I just let him slap me.

>pistol and firearms training
>jesus christ
>back to /k/ no guns

I've been fighting long enough I am not worried, I'd fight him right now and I have the flu, but I'd never want to fight him because RICH PIANA IS A TOTAL BRO and JASON GENOVA DESERVED WHAT HE GOT, I SUPPORT YOU RICH

I dont think it would take much to beat him in a fight if you have decent cardio. You could just dance around him and wait for him to get tired.

damn he looks like a mutant cancer patient now

lifting =/= knowing how to fight.

Slap him around like the manlet fucking shit he is

Eight scoops. Unstoppable.

Dont you ever fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to this thread

cucked
as if your punches would hurt him

Practice my grouping with my Glock

honestly this is why you shouldn't use steroids couldn't tell who the retard was apart from the other.

Shoot him. I'm not quite far enough ahead of my humanity to take him in a brawl. For now I must rely on the weapons of man.

no matter how hard you lift those cheek muscles,

one good punch to the head will throw you off balance and propably knock you off.

I just shoot him, fuck that, he can kill me with just a bitch slap.

/thread

Also just tell him I'm an MMA fighter who's half his size and not retarded, should do the trick.

Order 66 his ass and Cardio.

Steal all his sterons and watch him fall into a depressed lethargic mess

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*unsheathes katana*
*teleports behind you*

Heh. It's nothing personal kid

Being the biggest guy doesn't make your face any less vulnerable to a punch.

eurocuck reporting.

Use my superior height and reach (6'3 80 inches) to jab and oblique kick him till he gasses. Once he cant breathe, take him down and elbow his face off Jon GOAT Jones style

With an Order 66 on his candy ass.

/heem/

i'd use the single leg tap to spinning back elbow

Rich is a rational man. I will join him.

I'll just keep taking scoops till its over

Is anyone actually intimidate by piano? I can't see him having any mobility let alone being able to throw a decent punch. When he was slapping the tard you could see what he was going to do from a fucking mile away.

Intimidated*

pipebomb

*kills you from behind*
psh. nothing personnel kid

4 scoops
this shit doesn't count as a meal

Break one of his arms and say
>"looks like your arm workout is only gunna take you 4 hours for a while!"

become retarded so he can't hit me without getting raped by the internet

Roided fucks aren't hard to defeat.

>hit him with a barrage of basic hand strikes
>while he's groggy, slam a palm strike into his solar plexus, totally incapacitating him
>use a basic transition maneuver to pick him up
>slam him down, killing him instantly

Hyperbolic time chamber

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He's defeated himself. Over the past 2 years he's aged 10. He will be dead soon.

Batman/10

Slight difference between a roided fuck and a roided fuck weighing 2x what you do.

My little sister hitting me anywhere but my balls or poking my eyes I can shrug off.

You would likely be the little sister in this scenario.

kek

How tall is he?
I'm a manlet so I probably wouldn't be able to get at his face.

Ohh onii Chan stop don't touch me there

he says he's 6'1 i think but there's no way he's that tall

Rich is actually pretty flexible

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we got a problem kid?

I'd order 66 him

Most of Veeky Forums is already there.

I bet your little sister could still knock you out in one punch if she knew what she was doing

I wonder what his parents must think about the path in life he chose

Unlock my hidden Saiyan genes to go even further beyond humanity.

i see what you are saying, but [spoiler]there comes a point when its irreverent how well you can fight[/spoiler]

Surely my superior speed can win!

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>How do you defeat this guy?

Tell him his tattoos are ugly and he ought to be embarrassed.

Ted Cruz pls go

I read the sticky, then 10 days of no fap.

SS + GOMAD

He's got stubby reach... I'd just own him with leg kicks everytime he stepped in.. and jabs to the face with my 72" reach. He will probably gas out in 2 minutes.

So I'd train cardio, head and foot movement.

>72" reach

lel manlet

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8 hour firearms?

With whatever it takes. Probably just order 66 his natty ass.

Looks like those vampires in Blade that got injected with the serum that makes them explode.

probably just wait until his heart is kill.

speed + dex

Study under Jason

With the ol'slapparo.

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He's a manlet.

Pisslord is like 5'6 lol

he looked around the same height as genova in that video and genova is 5'6''

>Call your self Armsbrah
>Befriend "King" Rich Piana
>Work out with him for a long time and get to know his routine
>Get jelly of his natty gains
>Plant DNP in his house and use his computer to ask for DNP advice
>Poison him before he gets in the sauna

>rape

Add a full inch to you clip

It was a hologram. You just got sniped.

hi blaha

A gun

>How do you defeat this guy?
But I already killed Grey tho..
With the master dead, the FEV rejects just die out in the wastes..

It's 2163 C'MON!

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Spend my next 10 days baking cookies, I guess

Mix some cyanide in with his gear.

i'd go for his knees, pretend to go for a punch then kick his knee as hard as i can

that's my plan

Order [last 2 digits] him

> 1.) Secretly film him crying alone.
> 2.) Blackmail

Give myself a lobotomy. Then later say I was only pretending

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Just hit him in the injection sites lmao

1. Find an amazing PI
2. Shoot a video exposing his gay sex
3. Air said video all over the internet
4. He is [A] Forced to come out of the closet or [B] Forced to kill himself in a blaze of glory

A gun and a bullet.

cold steel long sword

With a well placed pipe bomb.
He never stood a chance.