Cheating

How do you guys pick up other women while in a relationship? I want to cheat but dont know how to do so

>tfw in a relationship
>flirt with other guys all the time

just tell them your girl ain't home tonight and say you got all the GHB they can drink back at your place

ask dem if they a archeologist


100% srs

Fuck you for doing so.

Don't cheat. If you want to cheat, then end the relationship.

Why not? Women allways slut around anyways, like 80% of people have cheated or some bullshit

Same way you would if you're not in a relationship.

It doesn't even matter if you tell them you have a gf, girls can justify anything to themselves.

Don't, you dumbass. The general rule would be not to fuck around with another bro's girl.

I meant picking up single girls while i'm in a relationship, my gf wants to marry but i havnt really experienced all i want to yet

Well, just don't get caught I guess? Even if you confess to your girl, she wouldn't treat you the same after.

(I know because I cheated on my girl and confessed to her before, she quickly cheated on me and fucked with another guy behind my back)

What happened with your experience?

Yea, and like 90% of people in this world are unhealthy or some bullshit, so why the fuck are you on this board?

I met Girl B while in a relationship with Girl A. Confessed to Girl A, out of guilt, that me and Girl B were dating and had sex the night before.

obviously because he's asking a question

WHAT THE FUCK OP

Just ask her if you can maybe try an open relationship til you get married. She'll probably say yes or maybe you guys can make some kind of compromise

If you love her, don't cheat jesus christ

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Why are you in this relationship if you don't love your girlfriend?

I love her but she's fucked like 20 dudes, and I've only fucked a couple, i feel like there's so much more out there but i also want to stay with her

a couple of women not dudes

Don't fool yourself, you clearly don't love her, how can you love someone while you have no respect for said person?

I obviously respect her, i just don't want to die an old ass man withought living life to the fullest to the extent where i can be satisfied

opening relationship = admitting defeat

you can do it OP, but go for escorts

Just be honest with your gf.

yeah i agree, open relationships don't work, i would be satisfied with sleeping with just a few more women, and then i can settle down, what's the problem of doing that? she's happy, i'm happy, no one needs to know what happens behind closed doors

I always steered clear of cheating. Not even for any moral reason. It's just one of those things that are inevitably going to blow up in your face & be more trouble than it is worth.

You're still in grade school "textbook" mode on viewing relationships and haven't realized the satisfaction that comes from mistresses and affairs. You can love someone and still feel biologically compelled to mix it up with other fish. It might even strengthen your love and appreciation for your partner, rather than fantasizing about it and experiencing dread and anxiety over hypotheticals. I'm not advent on convincing people to cheat, I'll just say affairs are far more common than people openly acknowledge and there's a reason for that. They also occur at all levels of society.

>20

please dont settle down with the town bike

You obviously don't respect her if you are able to break a compromise of fidelity this easy, you also don't even care about her at all, you only care about yourself, that's why you can selfishly only think about what you want while disregarding her feelings at all. You are incapable of putting yourself in her place, you are incapable of empathy, and you are incapable of wanting to protect her from the pain that she will be endangered to in case she discovers your cheating

I believe that every time you have sex, other than virtuous loving sex, a little bit of your soul dies. God made us in pairs.

Infidelity in particular is abhorrent, this is something that has been known since the very beginning of civilization.

I mean an open relationship for a short time
Then there's no lying and she gets to fuck people too
How would you feel if you found out she cheated on you

don't be an idiot, i can treat her perfectly how i want to when i don't have to see her and think stupid shit about how many cocks have seen her pussy. It just makes sense to me to do this behind her back and not have any issues about it in the long future that she wants

You are blinding yourself if you think breaking hard built trust in a relationship can in any way strengthen it. If you want to have a relationship and also have sidefucks, find a girlfriend that is fine with it so you can have a honest relationship

i guess i would understand since i'm wanting to do the same thing, but she has no reason to cheat, i do

Dude, look how you are talking about the person you said you love, do you really think this is love? Look how much resentment you have towards her

No matter how you rationalize it, cheating is a shit bag move. Grow a spine & be honest. With yourself & your girl.

>justifying cheating
you can justify anything if you put your mind to it

>tfw males have no real sense of honor.

So did your father cheat and leave your mum or what

but i am a shit bag, I just wanted advice not an army of white knights

food for thought

your gf could be cheating on you and you dont even know it

what if she is doing it already?

>fit complains about women being terrible
>complains about fatties not taking personal responsibility
>complains and whines and cries about black people being dead beat fathers

And then there's men like op.

Just don't cry "feminazis!11" when women state that statistically men cheat more, and that men are scumbags :))

men can cheat as long as they don't fuck up (impregnating, getting std)
if you open your relationship you are a cuck, never do it

now, if you are going to hit on women, never do it online. There are feminists that would love to fuck your life for it
Always in person, and only hit on women that have given you a signal to go forward

but i'd go for escorts, it's the safest way

Basically you resent her for her sexual past, you don't trust her, you can't be empathetic with her feelings, you need to put a mask near her, you can't be honest with her. Why are you in this relationship? Why do you want to marry this girl? Do you really want to live the rest of your life with someone whom you can't express what really is in your mind? I'm not WKíng here, i'm seeking your happiness user, your relationship is clearly fucked, even if it appears nice in the exterior

This is fit, not advice. We're not your brothers or bros, this board is specifically for fucking fitness advice kid. GTFO.

>feminists who would fuck your life over it
.. wtf are you talking about? Men are 10x as likely to try to fuck a woman over for cheating, let alone just existing, then women do. And if a woman is legit enough to turn a man's life to shit for cheating, that's fucking gr8

Pretty much everyone who gets ahead cheats in some way.
The only trick to cheating is dont get caught.

rofl
you saying that if a married woman on facebook hits on a single guy, he'll tell everyone other than fucking her? no he'll fuck her you idiot

Honestly mate, women are giving you signals all the time, just be open to them.

Shit like this just justifies me seeing "sugar daddy's" on the side while my unsuspecting bf has no clue.
Older men are disgusting but leading a man on for hundreds of dollars, then going and cuddling with the bf is the best.

Lel to all those peolle who argue "honest relationship" have never been in one.
No realationship is totally 100% honest that is the first step to ending it

I know they will you fucking idiot. No doubt all men are willing to cheat and are scum. I said men are more likely to lash out and take revenge on women for petty shit.
What the fuck are you talking about?

i really don't know mate, I really do fake most of it, but deep down there's good feels, i don't want to marry this girl yet, but if she gets her shit together and I do also i could see it? Maybe?

when will they learn that the secret to a healthy, fulfilling and long relationship is a web of lies and deceits

Nice bait.

Meh, I fuck married men for money. Had one sucker fall so in love with he, he was convinced I'd want to be with him if he divorced. So the tool did just that, fucked his life and bank account over, and I left him dry and without most of his assets and wife.

11/10 would ring dry again

>think it's "bait"
that's cute lol

>Take a good hard look Veeky Forums even this guy can get a gf.

So apart from you relationship sucking there is good feels? Please mate, do yourself a favor and finish this already you will definitely be happier, and available to seek a girl that "has her shit together" already, which is a much greater probability then you girlfriend changing for good.

please tell me your real. Please. I only pray that you exist and are not some angry troll.

so many fags in this thread rofl

OP

just talk to other girls too. flirt with them in front of her. it'll make her hot for you if you don't apology like all these faggots itt would. if you end up fucking another girl, whatever. that's life. and if you're not a little bitch who's happiness relies on other people you'll be fine.

It's only because i look and act like chad desu

Thirsty ex's are easy.

Of course he doesn't love her. Why is that an issue? Love isn't a prerequisite for a relationship.

If my gf doesn't know the other grill should i lie that i'm single or mention my relationship, and something along the lines that it is falling apart? thanks for an actual answer btw

If OP's happiness didn't rely on other people he wouldn't need to have a girlfriend in the first place mr. sociopath

enjoy getting the shit kicked out of you for stealing another mans girl. you'll deserve it too.

if you want to pick up multiple girls though, just don't get serious with any of them. never say the word "relationship"

>banging 9/10 girl from class
>she's over here almost daily
>she tells her boyfriend we're just friends

why would you want to be in a relationship without love? just so you can have shitty emotionless sex without working much for it

nah man. own it.

>user are you seeing anybody?
>yeah, I'm dating around.

see how easy that was? own that shit. girls think that's hot. guys call it having balls.

the only point of a relationship is guaranteed pussy

if you are single, it isnt 100%

gf = sex insurance

OP, you are so pitiful it hurts, you endure a draining relationship just because you are afraid of being alone AND you are seeking pity sex from other women with the "my relationship is falling apart" excuse... Stop being a fag OP

HAHA, typical doormat

How am i pitiful, I'm not going to lose a single drop of sleep while snuggling, this boy just wants to get his dick a little more wet

Why do you assume it's emotionless? It's fun, exciting, and many girls are actually cool people that are fun to hang out with. You don't have to be madly in love with a person to have sex with them. What are you still in highschool? Do you think when people say "let's watch Netflix and chill" they just sit on a couch watch a movie and then go their separate ways?

im not the doormat

im saying this is why most guys tolerate a gf even if she's not hot

guaranteed pussy > wasting time at bars/clubs

Yeah, he wants to get his dick a little more wet because he is enduring a shitty relationship with someone he resents.
Can't you see how pitiful someone that has to put up with another just because he is afraid to let go of the little bit of happiness in the sea of shit that the relationship brings?

he never said the relationship was bad, just that she has had more sex than him by far, what's wrong with him wanting more?

yeah you just described a fwb situation, not a relationship with someone you are thinking about marriage. in a fwb situation there is no fidelity involved, there needs not to be a lot of trust involved, you don't even need to share your thoughts when you are together. OP is in a relationship though, with someone who expects trust and loyalty and to who he promised these things. OP is not being honest with himself though

>the relationship is not bad, it's clearly healthy

If someone wants to cheat in a relationship there is clearly only two reasons: the relationship is shitty or the someone is selfish and incapable of empathy

Just get an escort. Don't play around with someone who might get emotionally involved. It'll just get messier and messier, and you will probably fail to successfully hide it. If it's a business transaction you won't feel as weird about it.

Oh marriage right. That ceremonial bonding between nobles to ally feudal nations that the poor folk romanticized to justify feeling important.

Fine trade marriage for "thinking about spending the rest of your life with" and you are good to go, i said marriage because OP said he is probably going to marry his girlfriend

And that's not a relationship? Well fuck me then turns out I've never had a girlfriend. That's gonna surprise some girls when I let them know.

ofc it's not a relationship, it is at best a open relationship, but even open relationships need to have trust, boundaries, commitment... I guess you really never had a girlfriend user, just a bunch of friends with benefits

I know a half dozen girls that are going to be so disappointed. Maybe we'll have to make up for lost time.

Don't be a dick.

Break up if you want to fuck randos.

Don't cheat m8 even if she's a cunt. End the relationship and smash other pussy.

Or just cheat and if she finds out she'll end the relationship for you. Win win.

I don't because I'm not a cunt

> marrying a slut
What could possibly go wrong?

>not having the guts to end the relationship by yourself
>needing the cheating as an excuse to force your girlfriend into ending things
nice way to be a gutless wimp

> I respect her but I want betray her and constantly lie to her from this point on

Nah, that's just worse case scenario. The upside is she might not find out.

zyzz would be ashamed...

you're scum 2bh. but if you really want to cheat that bad, make sure you are several towns over AT LEAST, preferably a neighboring state or farther... it really isn't worth the hassle or the self-guilt.

>not having the guts to end the relationship by yourself
>needing to endure a shitty relationship in fear of being alone
nice way to be a gutless wimp

If it was fear of being alone then why would you risk getting caught?

I dunno, ask OP, he is the one clinging to a unhealthy relationship and wanting to cheat

it's fucking easy. half my gym does that.

1. have a gym membership.
2. tell wife wife you're going to gym after work
3. keep a set of nice closes in gym locker.
4 come to gym, change into nice closes, go chill with other girl
5. come back to gym, stash cheating closes into locker, have a quick workout,
6. shower, change into work closes, go home.

i sweat i see this going on daily. I could probably start logging guys who do that for future blackmail, or revenge sex with their wives/ gfs

Nice way to lose your gains
OP if you do this you are never gonna make it

come on Veeky Forums is notorious for hosting homosexuals. Odds are that some of them are going to be sluts.