>he doesn't use ASMR

asmr is one of those most bizzare fucking autistic assburger fucking shit that came out of the internet

>wanting fake gf
>not listening to real asmr
youtube.com/watch?v=Wq1S1fTh7A4

literally pleddit-tier

I'm not sure what you mean by "use" ASMR. You're either a responder or you're not, and if you are it's just fun/relaxing. I respond very weakly, but I can see how strong responders could get really into it.

What I don't get is why so many hot chicks are so enthusiastic about making ASMR videos. Is it the YouTube ad money?

All for the cash

first post happens to be the best post

This will be someones fetish, with headphones this will make you tingle and twitch.

youtube.com/watch?v=-TFHYxcpT4A

>ASMR
>fetish
Problem is, I can't do both. ASMR is relaxing, sexual arousal is the opposite of relaxing.

skip to 11 minutes and jerk off to it, then tell me its not a fetish. it will be relaxing when you cum and eat it for protein gains

>refractory period ASMR
huh, never thought of that

I don't know what the fuck is going on, but it's like sex in my ears.

> not listening to port star cherry crush's asmr
> not looking deep into those eyes of hers while she relaxes you to sleep
seriously though i have insomnia and it takes half the time to fall asleep when i listen to asmr.

BREH

goddmanit
youtube.com/watch?v=53F7zUYKHfk

Not jellybean, but has almost the same number of subscribers with four times as many videos.

holy fuck my sides are actually twitching whats going on.

Lilium?

you realize I now have to purge this from my Youtube history right?

just name her or go fuck yourself faglord

i bet its Lilium, her eyes just look bipolar as fuck

WHAT
THE
FUCK?

wait till you guys try the japanese blowjob asmr.

i don't understand it but fuck i've even fapped to it before. literaly gagging on dick/sloppy blowjob sounds but asmr. it's pretty gnarly.

>japanese blowjob asmr
link pls

Since this seems pretty important to you guys, I'll just go ahead and tell you it was softlygaloshes. Can't greentext any stories since I'm at work, but trust me when I say that chick was nuttier than Skippy. Best blowjob I've ever had, though.

dude i was gonna guess her before jellybean but i actually reconsidered and thought she might be cool.

well damn

google japanese asmr and go to the subreddit. enjoy your sensual faps

>softlygaloshes
Damn wouldn't have guessed.

Fairy Char ASMR is my girl

I love her so much

Yeah, she actually got a handle on her shit once the JewTube money started coming in and she started taking her medication. But oh boy, before that happened, it was a nightmare.

Haven't talked to her in a long time. She blocked me on all social media because she's convinced I'm a rapist.

>tfw no more SoftsoulsoothingAMSR
>tfw no more Peacefulwhisper
>tfw no more Marsha
>tfw no more Violet's Voice
>tfw no more WhiteRabbitASMR

at least CuteBunny 992is still here...

VeniVidiVulpes is the one I'm missing the most. I think she goes down as the GOAT for me.

Violet's Voice was another of my favorites, though.

I'm probably weird but one thing that works for me really well is people showing me how to do things that are simple. Like really simple. Don't get me wrong, a few of the vids online for ASMR do something for me, but not often.

This and the other ones with this guy showing car cleaning tips are my go to:

youtube.com/watch?v=bHw_3l6XQtA

Also, for some reason ASMR vids are dominated by girls. I rarely have mine triggered by girls irl.

>pls come back

Damn. I've been listening to her for years.
I guess it only makes her hotter

the fuck happened to her?

some people say she died

I'd say my favorite asmr guy is Ephemeral Rift. He makes Asmr interesting because he actually adds stories and shit to it.

never forget

I've actually watched her since her first videos. I knew she was a bit wack though just from intuition

Fucking disgusting

How you can faggots listen to weaboos talk to you for 30 minutes or some gross cunt chewing food in your ears or some chink licking a microphone?

The only tingle I got is the cringe from thinking about you losers enjoying this

>not cycling JellybeanASMR and MassageASMR for maximum test and comfy gains

Never gonna make it

Ephemeral Rift is great, he's one of the few ASMRers that I actually watch without trying to sleep, sitting there and actively watching the video is really nice. Same with Nature Flight (though I'll probably get hate for that)

youtu.be/jbAy9MwBR-I
Try not listening to stuff you don't like then, faggot

okay vain as fuck but her teeth were all I could think about in most of VVVs videos
Even still she was good not great, idk why everyone rides her dick. I'm not a huge Maria fan either tho so

This is my fetish, thanks friend

I don't like this but it makes me feel really weird, i have a boner too...

That vid is great thanks.
I'm glad there's amsr's that aren't women whispering cause that shit doesn't work with me. This guy's vid reminds me of when I would get it everytime during lice checks in elementary school.

that is all.

youtube.com/watch?v=3LhUhQzpdp4&ab_channel=cherrycrushASMR

> not looking deep into those eyes of hers while she relaxes you to sleep
kek yeah, after I fap on their blowjob videos

I dude I fucking feel you.

This shit used to work for me Not the ones who talk and whisper and roleplay shit. The ones that worked for me were things like tapping and plastic bags and "Sk" noises.

Then like a year or two ago it stopped doing it for me. I don't get the feeling anymore. I don't know what happened.

I always used to laugh at these but now... holy shit. That's fucking hot.

Glad to spread the word. Also check out Ephemeral Rift for similar; his is slightly more RP/occultism oriented as opposed to Massage's, well, massage themed works. Still good though.

Found this in a related vid. Kek

Stop pretending that this is asmr
ASoftMurmur is asmr
This shit is just for lonely virgins to fap to when their waofu bodypillows are being washed

I WANT REDDIT TO LEAVE

>ASMR is reddit
Nah mate get gassed

>tfw sound clips on gonewildaudio are the closest I've been to sex

inb4 >reddit, it's good for porn.

Reddit is good for a lot of stuff, so long as you stay away from the main subs.
The Veeky Forums subs are good, wallpaper subs are good, /r/noir is good, the art ones are good. Reddit being shit is a meme stemming from retards only going to the main subs where "reddit culture" is rampant. It's like saying Veeky Forums is shit when you only ever go on /b/and /r9k/

>no mention of TRP

Trp?

/theredpill/
Reddit's /po/ from what I understand

Oh yeah

That's as shit as /pol/, it's literally more fedora than /r/mensrights

>get out of work
>go to gym
>shower
>eat
>put on earbuds
>put on asmr video for relaxation
Best fucking sleep I've gotten in ages.
Why isn't anybody else doing this?

idk if you were but i was awaiting the answer from the first guy forever and eventually I got fed up of waiting and just searched it in reddit which I guess i should have done forever ago haha

hahahah what the fuck

A pretty nice one

youtube.com/watch?v=UTZqX4WWz4E

You guys need to check out the voice threads on /h/. God-tier fap material desu

I'm not going to lie, I enjoy asmr videos a lot. Listen to them to help me sleep. But what the fuck does it have to do with Veeky Forums?

Guise need help. I respond to ASMR for like, the first 10-20min. The tingles are awesome, but after that I feel almost nothing. What do?

I like it when they get up superclose to the camera with their tits, and with those 3D microphones, licking "my" ear and shit. Gets my dick really hard.

But yeah, people who use it for virtual girlfriend shit... God, what losers.

ASMR works better than sleeping pills for me.
Would rather get caught watching porn though

Kek

Regardless, it's off topic bullshit for weirdos and belongs in /r9k/ or some other bullshit off topic board.
/youtube/ when?

And i suppose shit like nofap, >tfwnogf and hightest isn't off topic? Get the fuck outta here.

>watching a qt drink coffee is weird
>watch two black guys tag team a crack whore is perfectly normal

I listen to head and ear massage asmr sometimes to relax. I don't like the weird role play ones though. My insecure girlfriend got all mad when she thought I was creeping on the girls or jerking off to it, but I just listen with headphones and eyes closed sometimes.

Aesthetic back massage ASMR
youtube.com/watch?v=fbyuEc6UK6U

youtube.com/watch?v=kxSTbp9nCTo
Fuuuark, this shit with good music is like staying up 24hr for that sleep deprivation high

Based Ross

this shit still hits me right in the feels

youtube.com/watch?v=ugJfjmxOR2I