The ants came back

>the ants came back
HELP ME!!!!!

>THEY NEVER LEFT!!!!

Being so beta that ants make you their bitch. SMHTBQFAM.

>the roaches came back

>they got into your creatine shakes

>deep in the hole on my max squat
>struggling to stand back up
>the roaches pull my clips off
>they knock off one of the 45's
>now I have permanent spinal damage

...

Future Elliot, is that you? Don't do anything stupid or I'm telling the roaches you are acting up again!

>the roaches ate your tendies
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

>The roaches are breaking PRs I haven't even reached yet.
I'm not going to make it