/fraud/

Veggies and garlic hummus is a legit meal.

damn I just want to be shredded already
how much is liposuction

>minimum sides
>avoids test
gr8 b8 m8

damn first trannies now cougars how do you do it so fast

No, just no. Go look at the /r/steroids wiki to get started.

Dnp for sick shreds m8

Nope

ok but since I already bought that and can't refund it should i just buy 24 ampules of Test e and do that with the clomid afterwards and sell the deca and dbol at my gym or should i save them for after my test cycle?

The fuck would you not run test

nah I;m over dnp

could still do the dbol I guess
but youd need an actual ai

...

I literally just got the beginner cycle and it wasn't included. It doesnt matter though I'm ordering test rn and wondering what would be the smartest thing to do with the dbol and deca I'm getting. Run it along side? save it for later? sell it?

Here's the plan
>massive first dose cycle
>at least 500mg testE/wk
>no pct
>crash my endocrine systsm
>with no survivors
>get bloodwork
>hop on dat dere prescription trt

Why get prescription TRT? Shit may be more expensive than the amateur route.

200mg a week for 52 weeks = 10,400mgs
1 bottle of test E = 2500mg = $25
$25x4 = $100
Blood work (assuming your state is allowed) = $65 x 4 times a year

$360 a year to do TRT for a year. Almost no one needs an AI at that dose, either.

do you even have low test
why would you trt

Anyone here try gear made with MCT oil? Anything unusual compared to grapeseed, like taking much longer for it to absorb or an allergic reaction?

>Why get prescription TRT?

Simple possession of gear is a felony in the USA m8

Running first cycle now at 500mg test e/wk and 50mg dbol/ED. .25mg Adex EOD. Definitely a lot of water weight into week 3. Lifts going up incredibly though. Was lifting natty for 3 years prior. No on/off bullshit.

I'm guessing E2 is fine, since sex feels amazing and orgasms are insane. Only issue I'm havin is water weight. I hate feeling bloated.

Should I continue to run the Adex even after I finish the dbol in week 6? It'll be a 12 week cycle total. I also have a lot more test e than is needed for 500mg/EW for 12 weeks, so I was thinking about upping it to 750mg EW after week 6? What do you guys think?

>need an actual ai
No at that low of a dose. I guess it really depends on how he reacts to it. I can do 100mg dbol ed for a few weeks and not get estro sides. That much would give lots of people some itchy nips at the least

literally not worth it m8

This is true. But I've worked in LE before and I've seen very few people in my area get busted for it. And I feel like they don't target it/care as much about it as they do other narcotics and CDS

Can you believe this trap unmatched me when I said "I don't mind if you have a penis".

I believe it's superior.

While true, it's basically without risk. You buy it, and if you aren't signing for it upon delivery, you are in the clear. Then it never leaves your house.

dbol is pure water weight, you'll lose a ton once you stop
you'll still need adex after, butless

just go longer

>100mg ed
literally how

but its his first cycle, he needs ai on hand
he doesnt know what the fuck he's doin

they sound pretentious
they didn't deserve to be sucked off

Last blood work I got was 250ng/dL and 600 ng/dL or whatever the proper units are. That was a while back and I couldn't convince my new GP to run bloods, something about insurance. Guess I need to be more vocal about my symptoms.

Thing is, they usually mind that they have a penis... even if it's feminine.

eszra whowhat tweets what the fuk does this mean? roaches?

no they just never give out trt because test is the devil
should have asked for estrogen you would've gotten tons

just self medicate m8
docs can suck a dick not worth the trouble

Aight I'll do more research on trt dosing and probably do that. I'm tired of feeling like shit all the time. Maybe blast every once in a while with ais

100mg got me to 800ng/dl felt way better than when I was low test, can start there, experiment around 200mg even

And the best part is its super easy to blast here and there
I've been on roids what, 4+ years?
Ive done 3 blasts lol

What kinds of ais do you keep on hand? Or pharmaceuticals in general?

Only three? What the fuck, jerry

the last one was the only one I didnt blow a joint out on

I prefer adex, so I have 2 packages of pharma adex on hand
I think I have a lil asin?
a full pct
lots of nolva
some proviron
some estradiol pills lol

whats the best place to get mk 677?

Brickhouse labs

I brew with MCT
Crystal clear and the oil is very thin
I like it

Thanks jerry. So what's your plan if you ever have to hope off your trt doses?

Yeah I hear he's actually on fraud too :^)

why are you always cutting jerry?
dont be afraid to bulk
no wonder u always complain about being small..

Isn't he a scammer
Ebin

Man you guys have gotten shittier at starting threads.

The fuck?

You should not be fucking asking these questions whilst on fucking cycle.

You should know every fucking in and out of steroids before even looking to buy any.
I've been on fraud for like a year. Still don't want to touch any gear

This tb.h
For ages I was doing like a month and a half bulks then feeling too fat and cutting again
Finally committed to just getting big and fat then lean later
Put on more mass these three months than the last year

Then you're a pussy

cause im fat
>1 week of pmsf
>already being bulllied for cutting too long

pct I guess, tis why I have it on hand
then get back on asap lol

Pussy who doesn't blow a few hundred dollars on fucking deca for no reason and fucks up his endocrine system.

it not that u cutting for long but you cut too often
either u bulking too hard and gaining too much fat quickly or your cutting too early
count calories eat 500 cal surplus on blast like pastebin recommend

Does Deca actually help your tendons and joints or does it just make them feel better?

and stick to bulk for 6 month or so

See
In BB you have to look shit before you can look good

Yeah It took me about 2.5 years before I got on 5 weeks ago. I'm glad I waited because I actually know how to program effectively and I'm not blowing $280 for no reason. plus im 25 now so I don't worry about fucking my developing shit up.

I'm not that guy lmao
If you've lurked for a year without hopping on for any reason other than money you're a pussy

The latter

Also I found out I respond to Dbol very well and hardly aromatize. Also I've hardly had to use any AI on cycle which is baller because it means not very much is aromatizing as well.

Anything out there to help tendons?

GH/peptides

Anything that won't send me bankrupt?

Peptides

>bulk, then cut
>hur go read the sticky

>on tren
>get unavoidable water retention, shin splints, occasional nipple pain, mild-moderate sleep issues
>no matter what brand of pharma caber I do
>go on test only, even 1.5g
>no sides

I miss the benefits of tren, fuck life.

Trenpp

what dose of tren/test were you running?
try low test with mid tren if you havent already, seems to be tolerated the best by most

200test-800tren.

now doing 1.5g test on bulk and 750 on cut(with dnp).

trens expensive anyways combined with fucking caber.

I don't look wide today and I feel weak af

I'm gonna get a few heavy lifts in and then go get some food. I actually fasted from 8am to 8:30.

No for real though I appreciate you trying to help but telling me to read the sticky made me so mad

I've been lifting for almost a decade I know what I'm doing
I just need functioning joints

Wow a while 30 mins how did you survive

*pm tho

Can someone please explain this frog on a unicycle meme

>shoulder span 3x waist
>I feel small
M8 ur dysmorphia is showing
I have a 32 inch waist and I'm fat af atm but the fact I look better than most people keeps my ego high
Is this whats in store for my future, increasing displeasure with my physique?
Roid life's a hard life

Look at how wide my waist looks.

My buddy swears by Vit B6 for tren
then again he never goes above 500mg

I'm ordering some tren and I want to test it out for the first 2 weeks and see how the nips fair lol. I'll have caber on hand just in case

I'm gonna slapbox you

I never got prolactin sides even on 1g/wk

Going to start a first cycle, what do you's think?

>Week 1-6 Dbol 30mg ED
>Week 1-15 Test E 500mg E3D
>Week 16-17 Nothing, let the testosterone begin to clear out
>Week 18-19 Nolvadex 40mg per day
>Week 19-20 Nolvadex 20mg per day

Do I need an A.I on hand?

Look how gay your nipper ring looks

Duder you're not gonna make me feel insecure about having these bros pierced.

>Gram of test + dbol
>do I need AI
Bruh...

Why are you looking at his nips fagit

Why are you faggots so insecure? Seriously grow the fuck up and stop looking for excuses to put down someone who looks way better than you

how old?
why did you do it?

Dubs are now called "jerrbears" mirin jerrbears

I meant inject E3D, 500mg a week

So during the dbol I stay wary otherwise I'm good past week 7?

You should always run AI, just be especially careful on dbol because it aromatizes into a potent super estrogen

yes you'll need an AI on hand, theres no way to know how your body will react
some people need letro ED on their cruise and others can blast dbol and 1test without a problem

Jerrbears fl gf

Thanks boys

Only take the ai if I experience the sides correct?

I'm glad u knew where I was headed

No, don't risk it with dbol. Start at a low dose as soon as you start dbol.

Satan Jerrbears, all for fl

So do all you faggots blast and cruise? I did a cycle a while back then went through some shit, stopped working out and lost everything.

Should I just do a couple cycles again first before considering B/C or just jump on?

morally? no

start low, taper up is what I did. Crashing you e2 FUCKING SUCKS. I started off aromasin 12 EOD and my e2 had to be like fucking .0001. I was miserable.

Look up side of high and low e2, start out at like 3.25 ED or 6.5 ED and taper up if you notice high side and vice versa. Trust me aromatization problems aren't just gonna sneak up on you in one day, you'll generlly see them coming,

I'm pretty fucking overweight by any standards and I only run 3.25 ED or EOD otherwise my e2 is in the dumper and I'll be a moody little non boner having dry lipped bitch if I run 12.5 EOD or even EOOD.

(running same cycle as you except dbol week 1-4 test 300 E3D)

Dbol is not that fucking bad. If you're aromatizing heavily just stop taking it and use the approiate amount of AI. It's not rocket science.

ppl like u make me sad bcos im skinny as fuck and need 6.25mg pharma letro ED on 200mg test