Fedora Thread

>I am a grown adult who who posts pictures of men in fedoras in attempt to bait other insecure manchildren into replying to me on an anime imageboard for attention
When will these fucking threads die I swear half of Veeky Forums is 12 years old or legitimately autistic

>Stupid fags on Veeky Forums think that lifting matters
>How can they not see that women want a real man
>Over the years I've been training my mind
>Overpowering any of you morons would be easy
>Shit tier posters and awful roiders use this site
>Hell, none of you would even stand a chance against a real man like me
>Oh, tell me again about your "big three" or whatever
>Osteoporosis is literally the only thing you're gonna get from that anabolic protein crap
>Good luck with your body in 30 years
>All of you will be wishing you listened to me
>I am the embodiment of what a woman desires
>Not some bar slut either, a REAL woman
>So get on MY level, Veeky Forums
>God I can't stand you vain faggots
>Over half of you don't even really lift
>Browsing this shitty website and jacking off to tranny chan or whatever its name is
>Luckily for me, I train in mixed martial arts and could take any of you
>I hope you idiots listen to me
>Now go read the first letter of every sentence

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> I wipe my ass

quality OC friend

But... I don't...

I train for performance. I just want to be better in my Sunday handegg games.

>dat last line.

>dis filename

Depends on context. You need good macros for health, but saying "losing weight isn't as simple as eating less" is just fatty talk.

>I train biceps and triceps in the same workout

qeque

i got fat from weight gainers kek

why not?

>why lift when it's all about STANCE and GRIP and BLADE

>past 5 reps

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you stupid pleb

>I only wish to achieve myofibrillar hypertrophy

>uni rugby

Eurochav detected

I'm int he US, and our college has a Rugby team. Of course they have a shitty little field next to the recycling center for their games.

>hypertrophy

>lifting

>implying

>I arrange the barbell so that it is perpendicular with or parallel to any surrounding straight lines including breaks in the flooring, ceiling structures, walls. I feel that my lift is unbalanced if not.

>Oh my notebook? I'm writing a story. I write in it and read it at the gym. The title: "The Strongest Version of Myself".

>I have a number of specific movements and cues that I execute before each lift in order to ensure that my body is correctly positioned and ready for vigorous exercise. I call this, "The Set Up."

>alan thrall

>Carry along with your foolish isolation exercises and restrictive 'clean' dieting. Perhaps women will be drawn to your defined abdominals and rounded shoulders, but I will attract a much more intelligent, perceptive woman who has a taste for a man who can call upon his body to exert lethal amounts of force as one kinetic chain.

>34 replies
>21 posters
someone is samefagging hard

>At the gym Nicky helps me get the heavy dumbells up (we do 60 lb DBs) at the beginning of DB shoulder press. And he maintains contact with my arms the whole time and helps me lock them out. I drop them on the ground and high five my boy Nicky after I finish my set. We run that bitch.

>ssim

This is true :-/

fedora threads are always samefags, cancerous af

>I stare into space between lifts and walk from workout to workout in a trancelike state.

>ssim

>I let other people work in with me. I'd probably even let them fuck my wife while I watch if they requested it. I'm definitely not a cuck though!

>I have written down the holes to place the hooks and safety rails

>warm showers

What i'm supposed to do between sets?

Lads