Do girls exist who don't care about penis size?

> literally laugh in the dudes face.

this is every mans worst fear

>you need to spend time studying and practicing so another person can have more pleasure
Is this some kind of joke
The most retarded myth about sexuality is that it's the man's job to make the woman have an orgasm. It's fucking stupid and it's the source of all sexual failures all over the world. Once you get free of that anxiety and find a girl who understands she has to work for her pleasure as much as the guy works for his, then you can have a sane and solid relationship (as for one-night stands, why would you even care if she cums ?).

>cumming inside her before eating her out

>not eating her out until she cums before you fuck her.

It's like you're not even trying. After grills cum they're super sensitive like us; so you make her cum first before you stick it in so she can actually enjoy your penis without you busting before she cums.

Also I met a girl who claimed she preferred smaller dicks and chubby/awkward short guys. But she's fat and short and was probably lieing either way.

>tfw dick is so fucking bent it can only be measured with a flexi ruler

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Maybe he assumed condoms were on. Licking my own cum out sounds like the worst thing ever

More like, do women exist who care about penis size half as much as you do.

I think they're all in porn, and probably meming. If anything they know how to get off on a smaller dick better than anyone else.

Shitpost

my 6.7 x 5 always felt small

>Fuck her, cum, and then get down there and eat her out till she cums

She can't see your penis until it's already too late user
Most girls are too awkward to leave once both of your clothes are already off

>Acquire aesthetics
>acquire charm
>talk to grills
>engage sexual contact minus penor
>take home
>strong foreplay

At this point even if your dick literally looks like an acorn 90% of girls will fuck you anyway
>current year
>not tricking/manipulating women into your bed

wrong order. first you eat her/finger her till she cums, then you fuck her. women aren't like men, once she cums the first time it will be easier to make her cum with your dick

>She can't see your penis until it's already too late user

Get good at eating out and buy a dick sheathe if she still wants penetrative sex after

dated a girl with a comically tiny and shallow vagina, she's the one girl who's probably not lying when she says she likes small dicks because it was an actual problem

Did you have a stroke halfway through writing this?

Dude, you dated a trans.

Most of the women I know doesn't give a shit unless you're smaller than 12-13 cm, and even then they can still work with it. And that's including the biggest sloots I know.

Most women have also been with men lying about their size, which screws with the preference even more.

In other words, no need to worry unless you're really fucking tiny.

what you need to realise is porn isn't like real sex. she's not going to slowly pull down your pants so your cock bounces out then she gasps at the size then starts trying to deep throat you.

chances are you'll be in a dimly lit or dark room and she see your cock for all of 5 seconds, unless she decides to give you a 1 minute blowjob first

Not wanting to eat your own brotein so you don't lose you gains

semen increases estrogen though

Vags had different size, just like dicks. Find a tiny vag bish.

this

girls don't like the lights on most of the time, they're just as insecure as guys are

a simple tug m8

still counts

only if you said no homo

>ripped a girls vagina once
>said i had porn star dick
>i think it was just because she was being a pillow princess so i got frustrated and wanted to nut as soon as possible
>doesn't matter had sex

Wait is this really true? Why the fuck am I working out if she doesn't want to see my body?

I know my dick is at an average size, but porn has warped my mind and I feel really insecure about it. Has been one of the main reasons I'm still a vrigin.

they'll still feel it

girls love feeling a guy's muscles as he thrusts inside of her

I don't usually go longer than 10 minutes during a hookup but I always get repeat customers regardless, there's a lot more abstract sensation to sex than is discussed, it's more than the sheer physical sensation between dick and vagina

>tfw 28 turning 29 in a month, still a virgin when it comes to PIV
>tfw recovering fatty, used to think I had a small dick, turns out it gets pretty small when it's buried under 340lb of fat as fuck fat
>tfw lose weight, jerking off one day, think my dick looks bigger than normal, 7.5inch L / 6.5inch girth and haven't had the chance to use it
>tfw I've lived 28 years of life going around in my head thinking I had a small dick

CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>he lifts for girls

When are you newbs gonna figure out face, money and personality are > body? Being in shape is just a bonus. It will improve your chances, but if you don't have at least one of the other 3 you're fucked.

Just curious guys what's your rules for eating a girl out? Does she have to be well known, or can it be a one night fling?

I wouldn't eat out some club rat, just finger her.

Because she wants other girls to see your body so she can brag and be the alpha girl.
Girls always want only what other girls want.

I'm a virgin for many reasons but recently I've been freaking out at the fact that fucking a girl or having your dick sucked might make you get STDs, I mean what do you guys do? do you ask them if they are disease free ?

Don't worry, you'll never get that far.

Thanks user.

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No, you just get sucked. It's very hard to catch a disease from getting oral sex, and even then, most STD's that are transmittable by oral sex are begnin

Depends.
Do you think you could get into small penis humiliation?

>trying to make her cum and caring whether she does or not
>doing anything but violently fucking her
>going down for more than 60 seconds (to lubricate)

I seriously hope you lads don't do any of these things

Since where on the topic,is the lose 35 pounds gain an inch half meme or full meme? I know the gunt fat around the dick of fatties makes it look smaller,but is it more to do with loosing your gut/leg fat that probably obstructs one's stroke or does your now skinny bod push out more measurable dick?
Anyone who lost a lot of weight likecare to elucidate this mistery?

forgot pic

>Have 7.5x5.5 inch dick
>5'3 105 lbs gf
>everytime we have sex she bleeds since I rip her tiny vag
>she says it feels so good that she doesn't care, but is always super sore after so we can only fuck every 2-3 days

Mine is 6.8x5, we are dick twins.

Feels skinny as fuck, but I know it is capable enough so I guess it doesn't matter.

Maybe you should stop talking to toasties then

It's not a meme. When you're like 40%+ bodyfat you have a huge thick flap of shit on like your penile wall, now I'm down to like 12%, there's the skin and no fat, so all this shaft that was buried is now visible. I've lost like ~110 pounds, compared to when I was 20 it feels like my dick's doubled in size. The other thing that makes a huge difference is the legs / abdomen are way smaller now, so proportionately it's way more noticeable.

>Feels skinny as fuck
Holy shit, this senpai.

And then they'll charge you for rape after the fact because she changed her mind after she felt all gross and dirty the next day for sleeping with a subpar non-chad man. Or have you not been paying attention to feminism

So fucking what? I have a 7.5 x5.5 at 5'8 and it looks h00ge and you know how many girls it got me? zero because i'm an ugly fucking manlet, theres no point of having a big dick if no one even sees it.

It all depends on the size of the girl.
Do you think a 1,50m short girl is going to enjoy a 25cm cock? That's 1/6th of her whole height.
No. just like a 1,90cm Amazon doesn't enjoy a 15cm teeny weeny.
It's all about proportions.

>tfw your lats aren't arms

Im asking openly to you all
I got a larger than average dick and exgf have commented it aswell as every girl ive slept with, no bends or anything either so it looks pretty good
Here is my problem, i have never actually felt a difference because of it
Yes, it has assisted with the sex once it actually got to that point but its not like every girl i meet knows about this or finds out

So my question is...isnt dick size rather trivial? youre not gonna get more girls simply because of your dick size since you dont really show it off all the time

Agree 100%

I'm into all kinds of femdom but SPH is just boring shite

>HERPES
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>tfw 16cm dick and i will fuck 5'9 girl

jdimsa

Nice looking cock > Big cock.
People are more inclined to laugh at your face if they see a botched circumcision or a weirdly bent cock, rather than an average/small-ish one.

you started ok, but fell off the deep end real fast

tfw right at the average, ~1.6-1.7 inch wide, watched porn through highschool now cant unsee my dick as a pencil

feminism horror stories are few and far between in real life

the size of a vagina doesnt always correlate with the height of a girl

the failure to have an orgasm is sometimes because the woman isn't focused etc., but if you get to that point with any girl who hasn't been traumatized or something, you're fucking up pretty hard desu.

protip: if you think it's your job to make her orgasm with your dick alone, you're bad at sex.

cum tastes better than condom lube, desu.

This is my literal dream. That's my goal dick size
>tfw goal dick size
>tfw no way to achieve said goal
>tfw forever 6.7x5
feels bad man

They do exist. However if they are unsatisfied on a subconscious level with your penis they tend to give you more bullshit (drama etc...) and the relationship wont last very long.
Source: Myself. I have an above average penis size-wise, but its bent to the left like a banana. The longest relation ive had lasted about a year.

Depends on the lube.

slightly off-topic but...

isn't it kinda odd how it's basically socially acceptable for a woman to laugh, put her clothes back on, and leave if a man's dick is too small? Like, nobody would fault her for that. She shouldn't have to fuck a dude with a tiny pecker, obviously that's going to kill the mood when she's lusting for a virile man with an almighty meat bat. She can even then go on and tell her friends about how hilariously small it was, and they will applaud her for leaving when she did.

But, what if a woman popped her titties out and they were "too small", and the guy goes "ehhhhh lmao" and puts his clothes back on and exits.

I mean, in PC culture we emphasize that "big girls need love too", with all this body positivity and such... but of course a small penis is unacceptable. You made a decision not to grow your dick to its full potential. Your parents shouldn't have conceived if they thought there was a chance their son would have an undersized manhood. But, you should NEVER insult a woman for enjoying her Starbucks caramel-drizzled desert drinks and getting a little pudgy, because her body is beautiful no matter what, asshole.

(just for the record, my dick is only very slightly below average and I've never actually encountered a woman that had a comment about my size neither positive nor negative. Just trying to illustrate a point)

Implying I wanna eat out girls I meet at the bars and at parties.
> no thanks user, I don't want gonorrhea in my mouth

>6.5 girth
Yeah pls learn how to measure before saying retarded shit on the internet

>not wanting that extra protein

>/r/theredpill

what if i think its my job to make them cum, and i always make them do so; where as I after that take my price and explode wherever I feel like?

Move to India or some other part of Asia

>have relationship problems...don't really care for getting in deep with a chick
>have average as fuck 5.8 dick
>but have money
>if chick acts like my dick is small I just move on to the next chick
>easy as fuck to get chicks since I'm thick,solid,tight + money

It's never really crossed my mind that it'd get to the point I'd feel bad about not having a huge ass dong

ding ding ding!

Mine is a meagre 6x5 on a good day, but the colouring, shape, proportions and everything is very aesthetic. I've noticed women have been very careful to say I have a "nice dick" and never a "big dick", but obviously I'll take it. Context is really the biggest thing. If a girl hasn't seen a dick in a few months, she won't even know where yours fits on the spectrum. She might think "hmm, I think the last one I saw was a little bigger, but by how much I'm not sure, and frankly I'm too horny to care" and then you proceed. If she's a whore that had a dick in her hand earlier that afternoon, she's gonna notice if your dick is noticeably smaller. This is why I like to target girls who have dated betas in the past, that way they can take it out on your mildly superior cock.

6.5 inch girth? that'd be like a baseball bat
lies

The only people who don't have herpes are virgins, and even some of them have it from kissing or, worse, from passing through their mom's vagina during birth.

people will tell you that girls like this, that and the next thing, but in reality you don't have to be a mixture of hunter s thompson, zyzz and don draper to get girls. the common factor among every guy who gets tons of girls is that they are interesting and confident, the rest is girl's taste (some like dangerous dudes, some like stylish dudes etc).

I haven't read the thread but

1. Who gives a fuck about girls pleasure, it's nice to hear them moaning but at the end of the day: he who cums wins

2. Bitch is gonna take whatever I pull out of my pants. Nothing more to be said.

3. dont take everyone's advice about eating pussy. that's gross. If she's been your long term girlfriend then yeah sure, but random pussy eating is a great way to get an STD in your eye or mouth.

Overall, just be good socially and good foreplay (making out, grinding, fingering). It's all mental for girls. Have you ever seen a porno with the title "girl takes BBC" and then you open it up and the guy has a normal size dick? The bitch still thinks she's taking a monster even though it's just a normal dick

good looking cocks are more """inspiring""" for blowjobs, as well.

>isn't it kinda odd how it's basically socially acceptable for a woman to laugh, put her clothes back on, and leave if a man's dick is too small? Like, nobody would fault her for that.
But that's wrong, most people and most other girls would consider her to be a huge bitch

>1. Who gives a fuck about girls pleasure,
You should if youre fucking her and want her to return to you

sounds shit desu. in out and satisfying yourself just makes for a mediocre time. much better to do the whole horny as phuck give and take foreplay first, cause it feels good and is actually fun, and will make the sex that much better. if eating pussy is gross to you then idk maybe you're just not a very sexual dude, but whatever works for you

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Confirmed.

Me getting blown before sex IS the foreplay. My gf has had an orgasm sucking my dick, and because of that slobs on my knob to get it ready for sex. Every. Damn. Time.

Just for reference, this is 6.5 girth. Just about the size of an average wrist.

5 - 6 inch is ideal honestly since you are probably gonna date a girl smaller than you.

There are so much testimony from people more endowed that they are a just a one fuck material because too big is not at all enjoyable for long term.