So -
Veeky Forums girl starts talking to me
She asks my height after we plan a 'meetup'
I say I am 5"11
>Hehe user, I'm 5"7, I have a thing for tall guys!
I'm actually a manlet, I'm 5"8 and 3/4 ish.
I have some Nike Air Max's which add about 1 inch or so, but it will still be noticeable.
Help please?
Bumpin
Bumpin
Bumpin
She'll notice. 100% she'll notice and leave you immediately.
>5"8
>and 3/4
>ish
Good... Good! Let the insecurity run though you.
How are we supposed to help you, exactly?
youre fucked bro you shouldnt have attempted to lie about something that wasnt even close to true
next time dont be a pussy, just admit youre actually 5'8
Don't worry, she's lying about her height as well.
tsk tsk. when will they learn
>5'11
>I have a thing for tall guys
>5'11
What the fuck
I say I am 5'9
>Heh user, I'm 5'7, we're a perfect match!
But no, you believed the manlet meme and fucked yourself. And now you'll only be fucking yourself for the foreseeable future. You deserve all of this. Learn to think for yourself.