Mirin stories thread

Let´s do this boys

>be me
>18yrs old demi-god mode at 6'1 ft 195lbs
>be at dentist few days ago
>all women dentists office
>dentist is a milf around 50yrs old
>comes in
>"d-dear god user y-you´re huge. H-How many times a week do you train??"
>proceed to tell her that i lift 4-5 times a week
>she asks about my diet and all that
>checks my mouth me and then leaves
>24yr old 9/10 5'3 turkish high test does all the easier tasks like prof teeth cleaning etc.
>we always talk about shit but there was nothing too significant yet
>proceeds to clean my mouth etc.
>instead of switching sides she always bends over my face and her tits are right in my face
>lordjesus.jpg
>she has been doing this for a longer time now
>all finished
>she starts complimenting my gains etc.
>says she has to work out too but never starts
>says she wants to do abs only cuz her legs are strong by default
>look at her legs
>notice dem calves dem quads dat ass
>then gets flirty and asks if i have a gf etc.
>tell her no and ask if she has a bf or smth
>she says no as well
>smiles and stares at me
>then proceeds to clean up the equipment and shit
>leaves room for a sec and then comes back with her iphone to show me some photos of her in dresses cuz she thinks her calves are too crazy and ruin her look
>she shows me some really slutty outfit pics
>compliment her saying she`s fine and doesn´t need to worry
>she finishes cleaning the room
>about to leave
>assistant gives me a smile and seems a bit nervous
>thisbitchwantsit.jpg
>i smile back and everything and then leave

to be continued brehs
>I make milf dentist and assitant (both older) mire hard and will probably ask high test assistant out soon and fuck her stupid
>after my 2nd year of lifiting a lot of people started mirin
>in my 3rd year now and life`s never been better

OP are you autistic?

Either that or OP obviously has never gone to the fucking dentist before

Most likely both.

But did you fuck?

if this is true, you missed your chance to ask for her number, you fucking idiot

>old lady non-lifter asks "how many times a week do you train"
>attractive turk

i will be there in a few weeks again anyway so i´ll probably ask for it then

>resenting a 9/10 because she`s anything but white

pretty sure you´re a fucking permavirgin

>6'1 195lbs
>demi-god mode

I'm 200lbs, 6'2 13%bf. You're not even close to looking like you lift yet.

Had similar with my optician.

>getting fitted for contacts
>optician is 7 months pregnant, still 9/10
>huge preggo titties, dat fuggin ass.
>wears tight skin hugging dresses
>flirty as fuck, saying I must work out a lot etc
>presses her tits into my arms, basically straddles my leg at one point.
>makes jokes about her figure being ruined and how she is huge
>"I wouldn't worry about that"
>all done, contacts are sorted
>I'll see you in 6 months for a check up after my maternity leave
>you have a small scratch on your cornea, use eye drops if it gets irritated

>y-you too

>smiles and stares at me
she was waiting for you to ask her out

>>"d-dear god user y-you´re huge. H-How many times a week do you train??"


Do you really need me to tell you how I know your stupid story is bullshit?

This story makes me so excited to hit 195lbs

A girl told me today I look a lot better, lost 25 lbs in three months from former fatty

brb jehovah's witnesses asking if I superset

Unlike for most of you faggots, I don't care about how I look over summer, I'll care about how I look in October when I'm back at uni. Hoping break out of dyel mode (by normie standards, at least) this term, then get a e s t h e t i c (again, by normie standards) for Michaelmas, shag a few freshers, job done, allahu akbar.

epic saga Luke

>turkish
>9/10

seriously, you bullshitted through that entire fucking story. kill yourself

Who is Luke? Thanks in advance.

>"D-dear god user y-you're HYUGE"

I am your father

shiggy

>Tryin on shoes
>Never had boatshoes before, have to get feet measured
>Cute fit payless employee
>Notices my buldge
>Nice guns user, you curl?
>you bet

>go to the tanning salon
>hot, but too dark, employee asks me what my name is
>tell her, but she doesn't hear
>asks me to say it again
>"Oh, user. I thought you said Dennis. I was gonna say, you don't look like a Dennis."

heh.

>fuk u

My nigga

>at a party
>girl will not stop hitting on me
>"fuck youre so hot"
>thanks
>"youre irresistible kiss me"
>"lets go outside"
>mfw this was before i even lifted
>mfw super manlet
>mfw 9/10 face though
>mfw its all about face
when will uglets learn?

> FACE, FRAME, and HEIGHT

How tall are you?

5'5, women only care about two things.
Money
Face
I've been with women over 6 feet tall and under 4'10.
Face is all you need

Can kind of confirm? 6', heavy set(270-80), married to a woman who's done modeling, have a tight bodied side piece we share, and have never struggled with pulling women. Honestly, in my experience, when I LOSE weight and focus more on the gym is when I lose the woman. :/

It's pretty lame, but I've got a pretty good face I guess and I can make women laugh pretty easily. Gets the women.

>blowing your chance
>thinking you're making it

hahahahah

u dumb shit

Could you post a pic of yourself or nah? I'm like 5'6 or 5'7 but bad childhood experiences have dragged into young adulthood in making me avoid everything sexual pretty much. I basically think girls are making fun of me if they display sexual attraction.

Side question. Are you very tan?

You've come to the right place user

nah, yall are creeps.
But dont worry about it bro they probably want the D
Not really

they are...

Yeah it's your sense of humor, fatso. Not your wallet.

Fuck you, you gave me a boner at work

>go to dentist
>middle aged dude is dentist
>talking to dental assistant
>while doing this he is standing right next to my head
>smell his cologne
>look over and see his bulge
>blush and look away

kek

grill?

im dud

you can destroy your face by getting unhealthy and fat though. so it does pay to work out. You need low bf for a good face

>running errands around town
>forgot to throw on sweatshirt but not too uncomfortable so fuck it
>shirt is a little snug on the chest but nothing bad
>notice chicks glancing at me in my peripheral vision
>act like I don't notice because autism
Little do they know that I'm a gross skinny fat freak underneath all the clothing

Don't you feel gross when you're banging her and she's got a full view your gut wobbling before her?
I've bulked from skinnyfat and I've still got some fat on my stomach that distends when I bend forwards if I'm not actively holding it in, and it's making me self conscious. I don't understand how it's not a turn off for them to be banged missionary with that view.

> I basically think girls are making fun of me if they display sexual attraction.

>Payless
>boat shoes

Insecure faggot

> be yuropoor, made decent gains
> go to ‘murrca, see greatest cuntry in the World
> weather is nice, wear muscle tee
> cops stop me, ask me about open carry permit
> what now?
> apparently, can’t have guns out in the open without permit
> tfw they mirin’ my guns
> play along
> tell them I don’t have it
> cops going to arrest me, tell me to raise my hands
> do as they say
> tell me to lower my guns
> do as they say
> ‘DONT LOWER YOUR HANDS. KEEP EM WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!’
> get confused, they’re not playing
> ‘LOWER YOUR GUNS’
> super confused
> they get confused
> my muscles get confused
> suddenly: massive gains
> arms grow 4 inches thicker
> cops scared by bigger guns, shouting a lot
> try to explain
> accidentally shout back in yuropoor language
> tfw they hear my gutteral language and realise I’m a terrorist
> get shot 7 times

Seriously, get your permits in order before going to Murrca. They don't fuck around

Terrible
Kill yourself

Confusing your muscles is the best possible scenario goddamnit

>some chick mirin at restaurant
>i am hungry as fuck so ignore her
>she comes to me and start talking
>the chat is good its been 4 hours since we started
>took her phone number
>after 1 day at the same place
>hungry as fuck again
>she is there again
>comes and starts talking
>her ex comes sees me
>everyone scared cause apparently he is some psycho and beat someone before
>he saw me and go away
>after some days of me messaging with her my phone rings. one of my buddies phones me
>he says that guy was his room mate and he is gonna kick my ass
>mfw i am starting to get mad.
>told my buddy to tell him stay whereever he is and i am coming there to fuck him up
>phone my other 10ish friends to come too cause i want to beat this shit head to the point where he can only get up at emergency
>after 10 minutes of me charging there my phone rings again.
>he says he is sorry. he dont want to get involved. i can fuck his gf as much as i want
>nope i am still mad
>his roommate (which is my buddy) talks me out
>call that shithead to the same restaurant
>he comes scared for his life. shivering in fear.
>tfw i am giving him some advice
>tfw after 2 3 days we are friends
>tfw the girl saw me befriending her ex and comes ragging about it
>tfw i dont care about that girl anymore cause i have now new friends
no homo

>calling 10 guys to help you in a fight like some nigger

it's ripped/athletic mode around 10%; e.g. zyzz (in his zyzz pose picture 6'1" 190, OCB Veeky Forums tripfag 6'2" 195, Greg plitt 6'1" 190, Rsardinia 6'2" 200).

If you look "not even close to looking like you lift" at 6'2" 200 your bodyfat is not even CLOSE to your "muh 13%", you're probably around 20% you skinnyfat faggot

Toon foto dan, in plaats van groene tekst. Of ben je een leugenaar op het internet? Cuck

>took the wife out dancing for her bday
>she got asked to dance, so i ask the closest girl to dance
>chubs but cute face
>one of those eww 5/10 would bang would not gf types Veeky Forums talks about
>she can't dance for shit, just learning
>i show her the steps and she picks it up
>out of nowhere throws this out
>"so did you wear this shirt because it matches your eyes?"

Line was so corny I don't even remember what I said back to her, but it didn't make sense. dudn'tmatter/gotmired.

dancing with someone other than your spouse is adultery. you're disgusting

You sound like an underage faggot
Kill yourself immediately

YES. I FINALY FUCKING MADE IT IT SEEMS
>Got my pull-up/chin-up bar some weeks ago
>Started working on them shoulders and back because I looked like klintfeller's or whatever it is called
>Start going on a cut because I can barely see my abs after that, and it's my bro's birthday party this week-end
>Fastforward this week
>Be at work, in backstore
>Go to the front to go to the compactor, with the bigass trash bin over my shoulder(my job is in a mall and I have to go to the opposite side of the mall to throw trashbags and whatnot)
>Get back and coworker stop me on my way to the backstore
>Apparently a grill asked for my name and who I was
>She point me to said grill
>A qt3.14 with blond hairs
>Niiice, but I can't just go and hit her up, besides, I'm not supposed to be at the front anyway
>Fastforward 2 days later, today
>Coworker bring me a piece of paper, telling me it's from the same grill as two days ago
>Ask me if she can see what it is because she didn't dare
>It's the grill's phone number
Add to that that this week I hide like 3-4 girls biting their lips when they locked eyes with me
I'm pretty ottermode DYEL who train with bodyweight trainning and stuff, but hey, I'm just happy of the progress.

topkek

just kill yourself user, you missed your chance you autist, you'll just fuck up next time

Bodyweight training is the GOAT for aesthetics, friend. Glad you've made it.