How to act on tinder dates? While I look good on the outside I still act like an autistic child. What to do?

How to act on tinder dates? While I look good on the outside I still act like an autistic child. What to do?

Don't act like an autistic child. Bitches love guys who don't act like autistic children.

what if she's a social worker who works with autistic children?

then you should stay away from her

damn, was hoping to have something in common with a tinder slut :(

>dating on Tinder
On my last Tinder date I got catfished pretty bad tbo. Bitches photoshop skills were on point. Just talk about how big your dick is and you'll be fine

>How to act on tinder dates?
Act like you want to fuck

Create a girl profile and try your hardest to solicit attention from the guys while avoiding having to agree to meet up irl or give up your phone number. If a guy gets you to agree to meet up or give out your number, just copy exactly what he said to you to some girl

I am a girl

>grill
>Polynesian sewing forum
You know the rules

>tinder
>dates

Ya, no

Just look to seal the deal as quickly as possible. There is no real dating on tinder

Please help me

Act like you don't give a fuck about outcome of the date.
Actually don't act, just stop giving a fuck. It'll do miracles

A bit of nervousness will work to your favor, its "Cute", unless you're totally falling apart she won't give a fuck.

wouldnt that only make you able to attract faggots and not women?

this sounds really shitbrained

I am not a guy
I am op
You guys have been on dates
What's the best way to act? How long should I stay before leaving?

do what you want

I will full autistic
He won't like it

Straight up if you're a girl you literally just have to be nice and look good. He'll like it even if you're awkward, as long as you make it clear you like him and do your best he won't mind. I mean, it helps if you actually have talents or passions to talk about but if not then just being hot should be plenty

I look fine I just have no charisma

w-w-wwhat if you have a small dick

>You guys have been on dates

If you are on a Tinder date, the guy already wants to fuck you obviously so you really can't do anything wrong save for telling him about the kid you had in high school.

If you want a bf then don't use a hook-up app

you don't need any charisma. if he messaged you back then he's ready to fuck immediately

When she asks you: have you done this before
You respond with:" twice but it didnt really work. The people i met were so strange and weird


What this does: it makes you look desireable for other women because you already went on 2 dates
2. you distance yourself from the weird once
3. It moves her mindset into a position where she tries really hard to not be weird.
4. 2 dates doesnt make you look needy or like a slut. So there is that

Thank me after the date

>You guys have been on dates

google "top 20 questions to ask a first date"

ask away....
make her do all the talking

works 4/5 times.

this fag.

plenty of girls on Tinder are looking for legit relationships.

source: i'm a grill

This isn't fitness related OP

These girls are stupid and so are you


That's like going to a sex shop to buy bubblegum
Best case scenario you'll walk out with a bubblegum scented dildo

I can see this working.
I lied and told a girl that I went on 3 tinder dates, the first first 2 were disastrous weirdoes ....the 3rd girl became my gf for a year.

Works every time.

And zero guys are looking for a relationship on Tinder

It's true, they do. And theyre fucking stupid for doing so. Tinder is a place to hook up, not find relationships lmfao

The golden rule is
>present-future-past

Have a convo about her life right now, tell her about your life if she asks. Then later, her future, her goals and what not. Then about her past. Past is always last, and only if she seems interested.

Segue into a specific topic every time you find that you have a common interest.