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Manlet steroids

Lanklet faggots

does she have a feminine cock though?

smallman peds

Nth for dnping away the state food belly

>forgot to take 5mg of var last night
>now there's 1/2 of a var pill I don't know what to do with

Should I just take 15mg for a day? I mean it seems wasteful to throw it out or whatever

Not like I'll be turning hulk over 1 5mg higher dose right

is there something like a backjob? like titjob but with back muscle.

Probably. I mean some people get that kinda back button where there shoulder blades meet. So you could just rub it between the pseudo cheeks

There's probably a lucrative niche for this out there, untapped. Get out there, user. Make it happen

just need to find a girl with a fit back and i'm going to try it.

lifting 3 years

recommend first cycle? nothing serious at all please just something minor. after recommendation ill do my study on that recommendation and see if its for me

R/steroids

Put it on the tip of my cock so to better apply it rectally

jerbears and FL gets laid this coming weekend

Report back, I have faith in you bro

>that outfit

Jerrbears and I kill myself

> Tren+HCG
> hair shedding has come to a halt
> scalp has grown a forest of inch-long white hair

Was born blonde. Eyebrows too blonde to be visible until 15. Then I went dark. Turned blonde again at 24. Now my hair is turning white. Getting white streaks in the front. I like the look. Ex thought I had Waardenburg syndrome -- maybe she was right, but no hearing loss yet.

Any other frauds turn blonde or white? Opposite?

Thanks for the analysis.

I have been this fucking close to calling my ex. Wew lads.

Holy shit though tech support is killing me. 45 minutes just to restore the Windows shell on my pos POS.

Does it matter what time I pin at? Like if I pinned at 4pm last time, should I try to stick to that in the future or does it not really make a difference?

Mix it up to keep your body guessing!

17rd for nandrolone

Booty call?

No significant difference

Unless you're using something with a short half life that tends to keep you up at night, then you might want to dose earlier

Depends on the ester.

If ace, yes it will matter.

Thanks gents. It's Test E, I just know that some people will be home later and I probably won't have privacy for it.

Anyone running future's gear from sst?

Just go into the bathroom and turn on some porn so they think you're busy.

Man I fucking need that but also I've been close to calling her just to tell her I miss her. Lame af, last time she she asked if I'd have reached out to and I said no and that hurt her. Wondering if I should. Back and forth on whether she cares or not tho.

Agent just came by the store though. Everything's gtg. I'll be famous in no time.

Thirsty af

One day she'll cave user

Are you missing her over rose tinted nostalgia though? I mean, there is a reason she's your ex, ja?

&kek you sob enjoy the easy profit

>that hurt her
Who gives a shit, she's a cunt. Stop rewarding her.
At the end of the day you're just paving the way for your own suffering.

Yeah when you offer me a bunch of $$

I've decided recently I'll probably just take up drug dealing instead though. Seems more fun

She's my ex V ause she can't make up her mind between wanting me or wanting to push everyone away. Some weeks she's in love, some weeks she loathes the world. Not sure if 19 or manic depressive.
Yes. Agreed, however I'm stupid and a sucker for punishment. I don't think I have the capacity to actually majorly dislike anyone. I look for excuses to enjoy people despite their bad behaviors.

Do a line off my boner

iktf

600mg of sweater mexican poison + psmf + 45min-1hr am/pm liss sessions is suuuper shitty

feel so fucking happy right now though cuz little refeed window, on a carb high like whoa

keep the faith, you dorito looking fuck

and remember what the fuck I said about not trying to fix broken people because you'll just end up going down with the titanic as you try to bail it out with a fucking thimble

ps format an external as a boot drive, put an installer on it plus all of the drivers and programs you'd need for a fresh install along with backups of shit like bookmarks, stored passwords, app preferences, etc

will save you from punching a wall and (almost) breaking your hand on a stud

the only viable way I see to approach dealing is the layer cake way

be very fucking smart, never get complacent, have a plan and stick to it

it's like hitting a bank; you don't fucking dawdle around, you get in and out with a sack of cash

If she was worth your feefees do you really think she'd have second thoughts all the time about whether she wanted you around or not?

Bringing people close and pushing them away is a basic manipulation tactic, used to use it all the time. She might not even realize that's what she's doing, but she's doing it because she craves your attention/validation. That's why she was upset you said no to thinking about contacting her - not out of love, but upset her source of validation had dried up

It's your life n such but if you want a mutually romantic relationship I wouldn't advise touching her with a 10 ft pole. Even if she figures out what 'she really wants' in any stable sense, it won't end up being you. It would already have been if that were the case

Just sayin'

Goodluck either way

But breh you do this

My main focus is finding people to sell for me that won't turn me in when they fuck up. I have a few in mind who already deal weed etc, so using their preexisting networks is a nice thought

So? I have no sense of kinship with her just because she also has the emotional availability of a child

you just have to make it abundantly clear that you're a perfectly calm, rational person that rewards loyalty but will skin them alive if they get you fucked up

So do a line off my cock

Easiest way to get test in canada or is there any reputable canadian labs?

I like the way you do things, brick

Lel

True. 2 Dorito 4 u.
I agree with all of this. I miss her, but I can't separate my need to fill her with my emotional needs. I think I'm driven by lust, and not getting what I want. I can't pinpoint a time before this where I've never come out on top; I always get the girl. I need to win.

Easier just to get it from Europe imo, I've never had problems getting shit past the border from there even with the least discreet packaging I've ever seen

It's when it comes from india/China that you have a risk of it getting confiscated. I'm sure the gov'ment is too busy with the big fire to crack down on lone roiders anyway

Been there breh. Can't stand losing

But in this situation losing is contacting her again

Super true. I appreciate you nerds talking it out. I never do reach out but I'm always so tempted.

>the only viable way I see to approach dealing is the layer cake way
brick labs confirmed

Is there a pastebin or site I can go to to research steroids?

/r/steroids

Thanks mane.

Found out yesterday childhood friend got hooked on H. Dude was tearing up just talking about old times. It was hard to watch.

PSA don't fuck with heroin it has no place in bodybuilding or humanity for that matter

...

Met a dude from Veeky Forums at a party last night, if you see this, hey dude.

True dis, friend just OD'd. Shits getting crazy out there right now from some reason, it's like the 90s again

That's fucking cool

:^)

Wish I looked like a monster

I just spent like an entire day watching looney tunes over the weekend too.

>tfw a beautiful monster

anybody know any good UK sources?

anyone used pharmacomlabs?

I'm on IF + keto now, so I'm not going out to the bar on the weekends anymore. I've got an interview for a job tomorrow though, first real work experience, should be a good experience.

did u guys fug?

Nice duder! That's awesome. Putting #goodvibes out to the ether for you.

Nah cause they're not gay.....


They fucked a tranny instead.

Hey guys I got hired for a porn movie and fucked 4 models, 3 cougars, 5 trannies and a school worth of jailbait for 10millions/h. Then I went to the gym, benched 1200lbs while all the cardiobunnies kept eyeballing me. One of them became my gf. After that I hopped in a Lamborghini Reventon that was gifted to me by God itself and heard in the radio that the Universal Union gathered and designated me the most perfect being in the universe.

How was your day?

Thanks man, appreciate it.

About the same.
Jerrbears confirms you'll get the gig

kek'd this is pretty accurate

>Wish I looked like a monster
Lots of food and test

Good luck. What field?

i also had some interviews this week myself and i'am also on keto.

je boi and I are the same

Sort of wanted to work at another place I applied to, but it'd be a bit foolish not taking what I can get. That was damn quick though, applied yesterday afternoon, call this morning, interview tomorrow at noon.

>Good luck. What field?
Thanks, and eh, call it "hospitality".

Good. Good. Think "what would bimbo do?" Then do the exact opposite.

>lots of food and test

Tried that, got fat.

I want to fug my dorky coworker before she gets married next month. She has a nice tiny ass w giant tits and is always super nervous when she talks to me.

Afraid to go for it because I'm a giant pussy

Did you forget to eat or train?

No, I did alot of both.

Skinnyfat is hell. Finally have good mass and I'm cutting now so maybe I can do a proper bulk again soon.

>I want to fug my dorky coworker before she gets married next month. She has a nice tiny ass w giant tits and is always super nervous when she talks to me.
I love girls like that. They're easier to pull. It's also really fun making them smile and blush.

Then your diet was shit. Utter shit.

My self-esteem is too low to interpret this joke like you probably meant it, lel. Maybe not news to you, but you're like, my role model, so goal would be to be able to do the same sort of things the way you do.

Please. Please. Do not do anything that I do apart from how I train or eat. Not even those.

>in love with a manic depressive bitchy 19 yo
>doing g4p
>on copious hormones
>addict
>no degree
>lives on a couch
My life is a train wreck.

To be fair my diet was on point but I drank too much. Severely underestimated the impact of alcohol.

I have learned my lesson. This whole fitness thing is a marathon, not a sprint... I'll be there soon.

This is a good perspective.

Yes, me too. I feel like a lion stalking a crippled animal, they just seem so vulnerable. Probably a freak in the bedroom tbqh

Well, I did say same sort, more of an approximate goal.

I do prefer my mattresses.

Yeah not a good role model brah, no offense blimpo.

Are you genuinely autistic or spergy, user? JW not trying to be a dick

>Are you genuinely autistic or spergy, user?
I like to think I'm just a little spergy these days.

No I'll corroborate that. At least, I have 3 coaching certs, a nutrition cert, am moving in a week, buying a car in two and making decent money now.

You might not be following a conventional path but if you play your cards right it might work out okay.

Same. But in the back of my head I know I might catch feels. Everything seems more genuine with them.

Fraud has a few good role models. Alb brick (once he finishes school and gets a job) hgh and myself (once I finish setting growing my business). Maybe even mast. Maybe...

Good to hear man. Keep increasing your odds of success.

My best friends brother is a super sperg and over the years he's become better. It's still pretty obvious but he's a good dude.

Lel he used to just loudly exclaim statements about his balls, quote obscure movie lines like we all knew wtf he was talking about or look at women and just start talking about them out of nowhere like they couldn't hear him
>my fucking balls hurt,they keep sticking to me
>look at that whores makeup!

>when your tickets for the Trump rally arrive

You're fine man wasn't trying to shit on you, just saying. Nobody under 25 should be anyone's role model for the most part tbqh

I see you read the Alprakings post the other day too

That's more what I was talking about, the work experience, social ability and life situation.

I got self-conscious as all living hell yesterday too after taking an edible. Right then I figured on canceling my trip to a festival in Vegas next month and put in my application at a few places.

That was probably a smart move. Gotta work on the big picture.
This true. I turn 25 in less than a week and I need to be a real person real soon.

>quote obscure movie lines like we all knew wtf he was talking about
Ouch, fuck, too close to home.

>Right then I figured on canceling my trip to a festival in Vegas next month and put in my application at a few places.
Good move. Success first everything else second.

I believe in u mane

Talking to real world people, doing g4p seems less and less like an awful idea. Actual professionals of like real people jobs don't consider it a negative and have said if they had assets like mine would have opted for similar experiences at a younger age. Maybe 2016 is really accepting of alternative lifestyles.

if someone wants to use me as a role model they need to seriously re-evaluate their entire life

>Nobody under 25

hahahaha... haha... ha... shit

que?

Do you think you'll ever settle down or you gonna be that jacked bearded 60yo dude hitting on sluts 1/3rd his age

I like the sound of this dude.

The biggest Xanax supplier on the DNMs, a guy who moves unbelievable amounts of bars made a long ass post the other day about how to become a kingpin. Your post was basically word for word.

Now that you mention it, I do too.