So user, do you have any hobbies?

So user, do you have any hobbies?

Whoa Kathy, that's a really big chin

I hope that bitch isn't about to eat that whole bagget.

No. I lift.

Now get the fuck out.

Well, for one I like to eat properly. Why are we in this bakery and who said you could have that loaf of white bread garbage?

I pick things up and put them back down again

Yeah.

Ya, i garden, kayak, and do yoga.

Yeah but are boring alone things you don't care about and can't share with you.

I read.

>not getting mental gains

I like makeup, fashion, and cosplay.

Eating your ass.

I read I write I draw. I tell stories. I ask questions and listen

I like to lift, do work outside, and watch fighting game tournaments. Let me know when this gets to intense for you.

Why yes, I used to enjoy many things.

Sure

I collect onaholes.

Yeah, do you? Other than taking pictures of yourself and sucking dick, I mean.

Based
Yipes forever the hypest

No I never do nuffins

I don't remember the last time a girl spoke to me out of her free will

No. Now pay for the baguette and get the fuck out of my bakery.

not talking to a retarded ass photo on the internet from a bitch aint mine

i like to lift and masturbate to fb fap thread on /b/

I lift heavy things and put them back down. I would like to start ejaculating into your vagina on a regular basis.

4U

I literally work 50 hrs a week and have no time for hobbies

yes

fucking girls who ask too many stupid questions

yeah let's pretend we're both interesting people

What did I tell you about talking to strange bakers, you're grounded young lady!

I lift weights. Also, I lift weights.

I like to lift heavy things, put them down, and look forward to progressively lifting even heavier things. My life revolves around this hobby.
In my spare time, I like to share and express myself on an anonymous Rhodesian imageboard community, where I habitually collect images and videos of other men who practice the same activity. I have over 26GB of images and webms now.
When I'm lonely, I'll read some translated Mongolian folklore clipart magazines, while satisfying my own personal sexual needs rectally. I always use a hypoallergenic water-based medical grade lubricant, because Vaseline is the leading cause of prostate cancer.
There is no idea of me, or some kind of abstraction... something illusory. I am simply. just. a. loser.

I like to suck cock. You?

I play rugby and bass guitar. OH! And I shitpost on a Vietnamese quilting forum.

lmao
>try adding college to that fag

>my hobby is making threads on Veeky Forums posting pictures of girls while trying to trigger socially inept boys

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muh dude

dad? (ayyy)

Well when I'm not being the manager of the Esso Gas Station down on Yale Road, I'm taking my dog for walks, reading Game of Thrones, playing computer games, and above all, my passion, and teaching and practicing Jiu Jitsu. I think I'm a very good role model for children because they look up to me and are impressed by my blue belt 2 stripes. I teach BJJ to kids every Tuesday and Thrusday night and do it myself every Monday and Wednesday.

I'm a busy bee, but if you give me your name and phone number, I'll definitely be sure to get back to you, because you're a cutie :)

ayy fgc bros

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fucking saved

>bagget
>>bagget
>>>bagget
ayy lmao

>lifting weights and fucking pussy
>Ive already gone to gym today

lol if you have to tell people you lift then you're probably in shit shape m8

kek

yeah, i'm into fitness this dick in your mouth

best answer

im amazed you asked a question instead of just being a boring cunt like all my other dates. Yes, i enjoy lifting, hydroponics, hiking, guitar, and beer. what about you? my lady ;)

>you think "beer" is a hobby?
>turns 360 degrees and walks away

>hydroponics
>beer

fucking dropped