Do you tell people that you lift?

A girl recently asked me how much time I spent at the gym and I told her that I don't even lift.

Did I do right?

no you lied to her you dingus what if she sees you at the gym

When she discovers you do lift you just say
>I don't workout. I train.

I tell them its my ALPHA GENETICS even though im a BETA GYMCEL

I suppose. Gotta hide your power level, brah.

I have a homegym.

Why would you lie to her about it?

>take her home
>she sees dozens of weights autistically organized and sorted by pairs next to a squat rack

Kek

Why not? Can you imagine what normies feel when hearing about your 6 - 10 hours a week gym habit?

Because I feel insecure about my pecs

"just a couple hours a week" is a good enough response

Yes I could never tell anyone I lift when chad just eats pizza

i tell normies i go to the gym once i week when i feel motivated

who cares dude she probably has kankles anyway

why dont you tell her the truth, that its not even fucking 5 hours a week.

The correct answer is always "Wii Fit and Zumba."

No. in fact don't tell anyone except your gym buds obviously. It makes it look that you have alpha genetics and discourages other faggots from lifting bc "you are shredded without lifting, why should I even bother". it cuts down the competition.

But user, it's very noticeable.

Whenever they ask I just tell them I eat pizza everyday.

Kek

I know that feel. Also, I feel you bro. Bond with me.

>I have one of those door frame pullup things and I like to jog on the weekends

Weightlifting is for brutes

Deny deny deny. You have to spread the genetics meme. That way, those that buy it won't pick up lifting and won't create competition. If you're already Veeky Forums, you have to keep training and discourage others from catching up to you.

What happened to "we're all gonna make it"?

>6-10 hours a gym
dude, thats exacty what normies do

"We" means us on Veeky Forums. Death to the normiecucks

Always hide your powerlevel, senpai

10/10 post

Wii fit and zumba, but tons of pizza