If you could travel back in time, what advice would you give your 10 year old self?

>blogs.scientificamerican.com/bering-in-mind/scientists-say-free-will-probably-doesnt-exist-but-urge-dont-stop-believing/
>nature.com/news/2008/080411/full/news.2008.751.html
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Simply put. You are a result of your biology and your envrionment. A 10 year old kid doesn't pick his environment, neither does a teenager.

Rest easy knowing that nothing you could have said or done would have changed anything. Your decisions are not your fault, it is your biology and environment that is to blame, things out of your control.

Dude, listen.

All your dreams that you have. Pick one and go for it. Go do it. When someone tells you that you should go do this and that to accomplish your goal. Dont listen to them. They are failures in their life and dont know what theyre talking about.

Keep reading. Never give up. Start lifting. Don't be afraid of girls. They can only say no. College is a waste of time if you aren't sure what you want to do. Figuring it out later only creates debt.

It's better to ask for forgiveness than permission

Fuck everyone.

And God isn't real so have fun.

Don't lift for girls

Is your whole problem not having friends? Boo fucking hoo. I wonder how ashamed our ancestors would be if you met them in the afterlife and told them you killed yourself for that reason. People are in general not mean. If you make an effort to talk to at least one new person every day, I guarantee you will make friends. Quit acting like a woman. You don't get to have friends mailed to your doorstep. You have to talk to people, act interested in them, and make plans to spend time with them.

For fucks sake don't get into that car. You're gonna need that knife if you do. Also they left us a letter under the stairway. Show it to the fucking cops no matter how scared you are.

Nope

Genetics are the blueprint. They will determine how you act depending on which environment you are put into. Oddly enough, evolution works in a similar way.

You cant change the blueprint. The only thing you can change is the environment you are put into.

Maybe free will doesn't exist. I just want to be the best version of myself I can be. I don't really care if it's my own free will or my genetic destiny that is making me strive for this.

this.
i went to a bar by myself last week because i broke up with my gf and people was so cool to me, they gave me advice, bought me beer, talked to me, a complete tranger and people still was nice and careful to me, just don't be afraid to be who you are and at some point you'll mak good friends

That's good advice.

Follow your own dreams and don't try to please anyone.

The nice guy really does finish last.

I don't consider myself a social person but this hardcore. I am very interested in people. Whether it's people watching or having a conversation. It's amazing to see how people think and act. And most people are good.

>It's better to ask for forgiveness than permission
>Fuck everyone.
>And God isn't real so have fun

It was good until the fedora came out.

The pain gets worse, bud.
Your parents aren't going to stop drinking.
You aren't smart, you never were.
Stop playing video games, study more.

I love how people always thinks like this. For some people nothing works bro. Nothing. Ever. But yeah im
>le sad kunt
No, im not, im not self loathing, i got rejected by my own family since really young, by many other people that just forgets about me, that if i try to talk with someone new it never works and they start ignoring me. Yeah, humans aren't a social animal, omg why i would be depressed if i go through months without knowing how does it even feel to shake hands with someone.
Yeah, how nice that people are nice and friendly to you, but not to me, i don't understand the reason, and i don't just don't care anymore, okay, nobody does ever enjoy my company or friendship no matter what, that's fine, i won't bother trying anymore, i don't care anymore. I've tried, oh boy, i tried since i can remember, guess what? Nobody cares, guess what? i'm still attached much more to the pokemons that conformed my team in that GBA emulator.
Just because something worked for you doesn't mean it will for me, nor it means that i haven't tried to improve my life.

You're a skinny bitch, eat more and get fit, it will fix most of your current problems.

Stop caring what people think and do what you want, stop being such a coward, learn how to tell people to fuck off, especially your current 'friends' and family, this will fix whatever problems you have remaining.

Replace everything related to finding friends in that with things related to losing weight. If you do, you sound just like every hamplanet on Tumblr. You might be fit, but know that if you just give up like that you are as weak as each and every one of them.

give up

youre going to have a great time buddy :) just wait

Keep going like that and don't become a fucking autistic.hope to disappear in that moment

wew lad
What degree you got in bro science ?
"DNA and shit bro " ?

>nigger what are you doing put that razor down that isn't how you trim eyebrows

Stop playing videogames.

Start playing hockey

"give up like that"
lmao
after 13 years?
i gave up like 2 months ago.
I'm really tired of being something people makes fun of, i can't go like this.

>what advice would you give your 10 year old self?
stop watching DBZ you faggot

You got cancer nigger

agreed but it's true. You are your own God or Creator so to speak. I have spent countless nights crying "why god why me?" or "God I know things are shitty know but I know you have a plan for me". When I became perpetually dissapointed I was like FUCK YOU YOU HAVENT DONE SHIT IM DOING THINGS MY WAY, my life became 1000x happier. I made my own rules for life and felt empowered that I actually feel like a God sometimes (srs). There are laws of cause and effect that you have to submit to but ultimately you create the rules of your life.

God does exist. That's me nigger

Mine bitcoins in 2008 and store the wallet file in that flashdrive

Start meditating.
Eat only half plate at lunch and don't eat more than 1 and half slices of bread.
Punch that fucking old whore and break a bone.
Ask for piano lessons. Drive your mom mad until you get them.

STOP WATCHING CARTOONS AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK YOU LITTLE SHIT!

Never take the red pill. Live your life as a normie.

Don't stop playing in the school orchestra retard you're actually good at that and suck ass at soccer.

>killing self

Hahaha enjoy your fucking weak death faggot

It's the current year and there are still faggots who would rather take their own life and go to Hel then die in combat and go to Valhalla.

> i got rejected by my own family since really young, by many other people that just forgets about me, that if i try to talk with someone new it never works and they start ignoring me.
> how nice that people are nice and friendly to you, but not to me, i don't understand the reason, and i don't just don't care anymore, okay, nobody does ever enjoy my company or friendship no matter what, that's fine, i won't bother trying anymore, i don't care anymore. I've tried, oh boy, i tried since i can remember, guess what? Nobody cares, guess what? i'm still attached much more to the pokemons that conformed my team in that GBA emulator.
>Just because something worked for you doesn't mean it will for me, nor it means that i haven't tried to improve my life.
You're right. The same thing won't work for everybody, and you may have given it a good go.

But if it's still not working out, that just means you suck massive dick and need to wake the fuck up. Use your damn head. Have you been paying attention to what popular people do, how they look, how they act? DO THAT STUFF, AND KEEP DOING IT UNTIL EVERYONE AROUND YOU AND YOURSELF BELIEVE THAT THAT IS WHO YOU ARE.

You ever read this story about user being "The Driver"? i.imgur.com/t9xBJva.jpg?1
THAT SHIT FUCKING WORKS. If you are a fucking loser, BE SOMEONE ELSE. Most of all, stop crying about it because I guarantee you that a negative attitude like that will drive everyone away from you.

Dear self, you don't lose weight by living, and also get a backbone. GO ON A FUCKING DIET YOU FAT FUCKING LARDASS
>pic related

Don't eat the load of cheese

Don't sit around inside playing video games and watching tv all day. Go outside and play football with the neighbor kids.

It's very simple:

Don't trust your dad. Don't trust Crystal, because she's a cunt. The religion you're being raised in is a lie. You will die alone, accept it now before you run into the crisis of the constant internal argument that neither side is right.

Cut, get your diet and health in order, start lifting as soon as possible

You are nowhere near as dumb as they made you believe, keep on guard for dumb shit crossing your mind though, what you thought about the bible was correct, its all bullshit. I know you don't have a goal in life, so here's one, study hard, keep doing computer stuff and start working out now, also be more critical of your higiene.

Approximately 10 years from now youre going to get semi drunk and decide to make a pbj with way too much goddamn peanutbutter. Its so much that youre like "god damn, should I actually eat this as a sandwich or should I just take the fucking jar with me?". Dont eat it, if you do youre going to wake up at 7 AM and have the worst shit of your life. Youre welcome.

In September 2015 bet all your money on Leicester City winning the league.

only good answer in this depressing ass thread

DO NOT. FUCK. JESCI. SHES A FUCKING WHORE

My life isn't perfect, I don't know if anybody's really is, but it's pretty good, and I don't think any piece of advice I can give myself would fix my couple of major fuck ups. My only real problems are financial, and I'm working on them slowly but surely. A cash infusion from the LC win would be a ton of fun, and pretty helpful.

Story? Pls respond user

Fucking this.

Drink only on special occasions and even then in moderation.

You'll lose your gains, your money, your girl, and your dignity otherwise.
It'll all come back, but only after years of suffering.
Let's not.

Fist fight with other 10 year olds for fun. Get XP. Power up. Beat up a midget comedian. Internet fame

It's mental illness. You won't grow out of it.
She knows, will steal everything you love and destroy you in the process.

Quit eating junk food. Oats, chicken, rice, and eggs, mother fucker. Lift heavy ass weights.

Play soccer. That's it desu, you can't really change to future too much by telling your 10 year old self.

It feels really good if you squeeze it and rub around the tip.

Stop looking at those free previews, don't ask Mom for money for a subscription and torrent that stuff instead.

I'm not unfit so, keep going to piano lessons I guess.

6 year from now you'll meet a girl. Don't have sex with her, she'll get pregnant and you'll end up caring for a stupid child with a cunt of a wife

Ahahahaha

this was the most bedora thing i've ever read

you should have just killed her desu

plesh don't tell me you're 16.

I'm 25 with a 8 year old retarded stupid shit of a whore son

please stop trying to force-fit yourself in, it's natural, newfriendo

well, that really sucks, good luck out there, bud.

"Tell dad to invest in Apple stock."

he's using it as an excuse to why he's so god damn "inexplicably" pathetic instead of improving himself

become a cute girl and get raped by nigger dicks for huge cash
>or
do track and lift in your free time.

Thanks.
I always get this dumb answers. And it strengthens my idea that i should just kill myself. Nothing works. That's it. Is it that hard to understand that? Do you just want to believe that im
>le sad kunt
And that my problem is my attitude? Well it's ok brah, you can believe it, it's not true, it's not my attitude, it's not my actions, simply nothing has worked in my whole life.

Watch DBZ
Lift

Both changed my life. I'm doing great now at 27, but holy fuck I'd be on top of the world if I did then back then

You won't have sex for the next 10 years.

;_______;

There is a gun in the crawlspace behind the boxes with cups in it. Take it and kill dad before he kills mom next year. Good luck!

I was 15.

Shave your virgin stache.
Lose some weight.
Get in shape.
Learn to program.
Fuk Vicky. She wants your dick and you're the only one at the moment who can see her natty smoking potential, in two years time, she'll turn up to school one day with new hair, new clothes and everyone in the class fawning over her.

But remember to dump her before she heads to uni. She's dirty as fuck.

You are a sociopath. Keep up the charade, and don't let people see the real you. Even Bethany, she will get scared and leave to another state. Stan leaves the country after he see's the real you too. Oh, and Bethany is a total whore, cheat on her with Vanessa when the opportunity arises. Keep your friends close and appreciate them, they make it easier to blend in.

so you could say... she becomes icky vicky?

...

That was edgy af

hope you're doing well, tyler.

Don't start smoking
Treat your girlfriends with respect
Work harder in school
Start lifting
Never cut off your hair
Also stop 9/11 from happening

Pfffft, 9/11 improved this country, we have a new holiday!

awesome story setup

when you meet that awesome sexy Ginger, be more alpha, and get fit ! maybe she will stay with you more than a year.

also be more alpha and fuging get /FIT faggot

Yeah but 10 years on I still wouldn't say no.

Imagine getting the first fuck of dat 16-17 yo Eastern European to uk import. Incredible.

The funniest thing is that I was such a fucking autist that I had no idea she wanted to fug.

Opportunities like that will never come again.

Actually writing a book now, that's just based on those sentences.

“For fucks sake don't get into that car.” “You're going to need that knife if you do.” “Also they left us a letter under the stairway.” “Show it to the fucking cops no matter how scared you are.”
Those were the last few words that could not stop echoing in my head, my name is John StokesWorth, and I have an addiction.

don't worry so much about what your parents think of you, just have confidence in yourself and your abilities and do what you know needs to be done. Also middle school will suck. And don't let the dog lick your peepee.

Basically, just don't let yourself become a self-loathing sad fuck

Well, user, you'll be fine, and in the best way, get fucked. In a good way of course

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Don't worry about your parents, it's a normal thing with them and it's not your fault.
Take better care of your little brother.
Stick close to Jaime. You'll never get over how you feel and one day, when you're getting close, she'll move and you'll never see her again.
Oh and kick tony's ass when he picks on her little brother. Passive and staying out of other people's business doesn't stop violence. It's just encourages it and makes it worse.

Keep playing on the jungle gym and running.
Pudding pies are disgusting and evil. Stop eating that shit you idiot.
Give up sodas, you already don't like drinking them just give them up.
Go into boy scouts more or pick up a book on camping and foraging and live liek that.
Carpentry is awesome. You like working with your hands and creating. Your dad is not interested in helping you. Only proving how good he is at something and he also doesn't have the right temperment to do that.
Learn on your own and learn from other people, it'll be hard but do it.
Spend more time with your grandpa. Dude is legit as fuck and you always respected the hell out of him. It'll be hard at first but he might open up.
Take up boxing. It's cool as fuck.
Do more bodyweight stuff and ride your bike more.

yes

Tell Jenny you like her because she likes you too, you oblivious cunt.

here

Never play videogames, never use the Internet for entertainment.

Play sports, read books, and hang out with friends.

I like turtles

me too thanks