Enter Gym

>enter gym
>COLLAPSING

>enter gym

>enter gym
>more Meghan trainor trash

HERE I REALIZED

IT'S ALL ABOUT

HEIGHT

FRAME

FACE

This.
You have to FACE your fear of normies in the right FRAME of mind and you can reach any HEIGHT.
Good advice user. Good advice.

>enter gym
>IN THE HOOD I'M GOOD 'TIL I DIE

Did they get an extra hour in the ball pit?

>OZZYYYYYYS BONEYARD

>ON SIRIUS EX HEM

>DADDY I'VE FALLEN FOR A MONSTER
Why do they still play that song?

>Enter gym
>I've been Work! Work! Work! Work! Working on my sheeeeet

FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

>enter gym
>dance radio station is on

feelsgoodman

>NAW NAW HONEY IM GOOD

NANOMACHINES, SON

>WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
>TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS
>WHEN OUR MOMMA SANG
>US TO SLEEP BUT NOW WERE STRESSED OUT

fuck this shit so hard

>enter gym
>YOU KNOW ITS SAD PATROL

>enter gym
>Hello darkness my old friend

I'm not even joking. The idiot in the reseption has the worst gym playlist you can imagine

Can't get these gains without breaking a few eggs Jack

All PR's were broken that day

oh my fuck I truly despise this fucking song

>enter gym
>"it aint me" starts playing

not even kidding

That's what you get for not tipping him

>"It Ain't Me"
>ffs
Fortunate Son...

I fucking wish

>enter gym
>my name is, NO

>he doesn't know the meme

This comic describes what happened after I started doing Veeky Forums. I thought that if I went out and worked out and got cool go out on Fridays friends, everything would be alright. Instead, I realized most people are dumbasses, make up problems for themselves, drink too much, have too much sex with random people, treat each other like shit...

I ended up getting a girlfriend and just hang out with her and a handful of my closest friends. I still play video games and keep to myself.

My only advice is to avoid looking for happiness conferred by others and do what you enjoy.

>enter gym
>FLEX YOUR MUSSSELLLLLSS

>Wlak into gym
>Imma try it out

>Enter the Gym
>"Your squats are like a river"
>"Peaceful and deep"
>"Your swole is like a secret"
>"That I never could keep"

I think someone just did a new cover it of though. That's the only reason

You can't tame the train

>Work out at the Y
>Constant shitty 80s music blaring
>Surrounded by old Jewish men

Can't beat the price though

>Enter Gym
>Home gym master race
>play what I want

I fucking wish dude. Nothing like lifting to Sabbath and Deep Purple.

holy shit i hate that song with a passion

>Enter Home Gym
> SOCCER PRACTICE
>mfw

>Enter gym
> WE PUMPIN WE PUMPIN

>enter gym
>LIKE A RAINBOW IN THE DARK!

this song is dank as fuck

>enter gym
>WHEN I AM WITH YOU
>THERE'S NOWHERE I'D RATHER BE

>enter gym
>DO YOU RECALL, THAT LONG AGO

>enter gymme
>NO ONE SLEEP IN TOKYO
>ALL RIGHT CROSSING THE LINE
>NO ONE QUIT THE RADIO
>TOKYO IS ON FIRE

>enter gym
>already have my headphones in

>Working out with gymbro
>Chest/Triceps day, making all kinds of gains
>Suddenly, THAT guy walks in
>Longpants, Hoodie, Earbuds
>EARBUDS in a gym that already plays music
>Doesnt even change, "gymwear" already on
>Walks straight to the squatrack
>Starts squatting with just the bar (wat)
>Loads a few small plates on
>Does 5 struggling reps
>Sits down, face already red as a tomato
>Sits on his fucking ass for over 2 mins before doing 5 more
>Considers his "set" done, deloads the bar
>Uses the SAME FUCKING BAR to do OHP
>Without clips
>PT at the gym runs over and shows him where the clips are
>Mumbles something about not needing them and reluctantly puts them on
>Gymbro mouths "what the fuck" and just stares
>Mr earbud does the same 5 forced reps
>Panting from less reps than I do as warmup, he deloads the bar again
>Drops it to the floor
>Starts doing deadlifts with THE SAME FUCKING BAR
>Entiregymstaring.jpg
>Hoodieboy does 5 painfully struggling reps and then just gives up
>Deloads the bar
>Walks straight out of the gym
>Doesnt even SHOWER OR CHANGE CLOTHES
>Me and friend are practically in tears
>Mfw his "workout" took less time than our tricepsets
>Mfw this fucktard returns two days later IN THE SAME CLOTHES

Saw him getting weighed at the gym once, he even gained weight lmao

ahahahahah what a fucking loser I always thought people like that were just gym urban legends

Am I fag for wearing the same shit? I only have 4 workout shirts and 2 pairs of short.

>I TOOK A PILL IN IBIZA

as long as you take the clothes home and wash them i have no problem with it. there's a guy at my gym who just leaves his workout clothes in a locker to marinate.
fuck that guy.

>WHEN YOU SEE ME I BE WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK

>Enter job
>WALK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN

Now you're actually trolling right? You know what SL 5x5 is, don't you?

nigga...

>SKEETCHI SWIITCHII

>I shake my hair back and forth
I fucking hate my gym

Am I the only one listening to anime music in the gym? Really gets me pumped up.

I listen to zombie noises when I run to get me pumped up. Run at night for that extra kick.

Just got another thing on my list of "Shit I'll never do". Pretty sure I'd freak out after a while and start seeing shit.

but that's the exact opposite of what Donne meant when he said "When the bell tolls, it tolls for thee"

Wiki how you stupid fuck

This is my go to song for squat and DL PRs even the lyrics are lifting related.

>STAND UP BE STRONG
youtube.com/watch?v=eoMrkPLBuCs

i listen to allahu akbar music. It really gets the rage going to deadlift hard

i won't even call you a pussy, senpai. i found an old iPod in my parents house and decided to save it. Then I read somewhere about this new app that motivates you to run that has a zombie mode, and i thought it would be a great idea to find those free zombie noises people use in school projects and shit, and put it on this empty old iPod. First run I had to turn it off and run in silence after two minutes. It freaked me out.
then i decided to make it even worse.
I created one, big track (about 90mins) with zombie sounds (grunts, footsteps, groans), ambient sounds (car alarm in the distance, birds, wild dogs) and a lot of silence inbetween. Made me feel like i was running through a postapocalyptic city.

>ENTER GYM
>FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL IN SILENCE

kek I forgot about the spotted cats part

>enter gym
>HANNAH MONTANA HANNAH MONTANA HANNAH MONTANA

who the fuck picks the music at my gym lmao

>Not "En tid styrd av mörker och krig!"
shit tastes for first pump in a gym, thats more of a middle workout song when you get tired

C'mon senpai, we all know you kick off your squats with Raubtier.

>not lifting to gay orgies on full blast for that maximum pump
It's not homo if you don't jerk off to it.

>Raubtier
Fair enough

>YOU DON'T GOTTA GO TO WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK

sometimes I'm in the mood. yesterday while running I listened to the welcome to the nhk intro song on repeat for 30 minutes

No one cares, lad.

> walk into the gym
> I'd like to make myself believe, that planet earth turns slowly

FUUUUUCKING HELL, WHAT KIND OF GYM MUSIC IS THIS

>Enter Gym
>EVER SINCE I LEFT THE CITY YOU

You're fucking stupid as shit.

This is the perfect situation, what you on about?

Post the file breh.

am I a pleb for unironically liking that song?

Get memed

>enter gym
>WAN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH

I do. It's actually helpful advice, unlike yours. Thanks, user.

No one cares, lad.

I absolutely despise this song and ever since I shaved my head people keep telling me I look like drake.
Fuck Drake

>OH I'M JUST A GIRL

kek

Classic jt, wearing jeans over khakis

>Enter gym
>I TOOK A PILL IN IBIZA

ON THE EDGE

Not that guy but Zombies, run! is an app just as he describes

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