/virgin/

who else here still a virgin?
How old are you?
When did you start lifting?
Why do you think nobody has sex with you?
What's the furthest you've gotten?

>my DYEL friends' face if I told them I'm still a virgin

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>How old are you?
19
>When did you start lifting?
1.5 years ago
>Why do you think nobody has sex with you?
I'm a huge sperg and never took hints. FML
>What's the furthest you've gotten?
Girl I kissed did a sexy dance for me over skype

Yes, KHHV

19

last week

because i've never made a move on the opposite sex, i could go into a relationship with a girl right now but i'm not attracted to her

some chick rubbed my dick once

Here.

29.

2011.

Because I have AvPD and isolate myself away from the world due to trauma during childhood/teenage years.

Furthest I've gotten was nothing, I've never tried, literally never.


>inb4 why havent u hero'd

nanny state, everything is banned

>I have AvPD and isolate myself away from the world due to trauma during childhood/teenage years
that sound's horrible, wanna tell us about it? Or is it too hurtfull?

>18
Properly for like a year, around ottermode
Because I'm basically a recluse, actually I doubt I'd have trouble if I ever did anything, but I'm a lazy shit, so I won't.
>mfw when had numerous confirmations a 6/10 wants me
>mfw far too high standards to act on it

i'm 18 to, where the fuck are you suppost to meet girls anyway? do i just creepily sit next to them in lectures and ask them to the movies or something...legit

Nah, I've just become numb to it. I am basically disconnected from everyone not only physically but mentally as well.

What happened isn't even that bad compared to what other people have had happen to them, but for some reason it affected me in a way where I just went off the rails in life and never become normal again. Was off the rails for too long.

I'm on disability at the moment, but in university full-time, government assistance people suggest and offered me to go do a degree so I have a higher chance of getting off the disability and supporting myself.

The benefits of a nanny state I guess.

>who else here still a virgin?
no
>How old are you?
19
>When did you start lifting?
6 months ago
>Why do you think nobody has sex with you?
i have a gf, i only have sex with her
>What's the furthest you've gotten?
anal

>creepily sit next to them

i legit feel bad for people who were born after 93. sitting down next to someone and having a conversation with them before class is a normal thing, or used to be. i'm sorry you guys have a warped mentality of being social.

my best advice is stop giving a fuck and BE SELFISH. being selfish is the most important thing.

google and read 'how to talk to everyone you see'

>inb4lereddit
>inb4redpill

shit is legit.

>never took hints

iktf bros.
Best friend of my oneitis at that time fucking tells me she (the oneitis) has a crush on me.
Tell her "good for her" and carry on with what ever I was doing because I was affraid they were making fun of me eventhough I was friends with both.
There are a lot more spergy stories where that came from.

Why did god make me this way?

well the girls who sit by themselves in the corner give of the impression they don't want to be talked to

>i have a gf, i only have sex with her
fuck off, normie

>How old are you?
29
>When did you start lifting?
12 years ago
>Why do you think nobody has sex with you?
I'm ugly, socially awkward, and picky when it comes to girls.
>What's the furthest you've gotten?
Not even cuddling.

if they are like me (I'm a boy though) they just do it because it'd be awkward to be in a position where it is obvious you'd want to have contact with someone but no one sits next to you.
Better just sitting on your phone and play 2048

go be mad somewhere else you autistic sperg lord. go fap to your fucking comic porn you wizard

yes
22
about 2 years ago
because i don't take hints and am not sociable
i almost kissed a girl once. does that count?

>ugly
>picky

fucking idiot

care to elaborate on not taking hints? It makes me feel better about my own mistakes.
Also most storys are pretty fuunny in retrospect

25
Last year
Socially awkward; I've also turned down girls that didn't interest me
Got a blowjob once

That's not a hint familia, a hint is something like a girl smiling at you a lot, giggling, making excuses to talk to you, you were straight up told she wanted it.
Get out normalfag

>22
>i almost kissed a girl once. does that count?

You're never gonna make it.

thankyou for your insight, consider the following:

a skeletal 18 year old boy with glasses who usually sits by himself in the corner siddles up beside a qt despite there being an entire row of free seats. As an onlooker would you laugh/consider this weird?

I'm not complaining about the outcome. I'm not desperate enough to bang a fat, ugly chick. I'd rather stay a virgin.

>omgg no normal people on my secret internet club!!!1!1

Consider killing yourself.

yo, I got my first kiss only because of a dirty slut that made all the moves and left me for chad right after. Getting your first kiss isn't easy if you're a real sperg.

>How old are you?
23
>When did you start lifting?
Last week
>Why do you think nobody has sex with you?
I'm an uninteresting guy, not really a go-getter. Turned down every chance of having a girlfriend because it's easier on my anxiety to just say no.
>What's the furthest you've gotten?
Made out with a girl on her bed when I was 16, she wanted to touch my penis but I was hesitant and that turned her off I guess. That was my first and last kiss

The trick is: stop caring.
I was a huge pussy before I started lifting but you'll gain more and more confidence.
If it is awkward you'll have a great self-humiliating story to tell a few months later. If it works well you're one step closere to getting laid.

27
Haven't yet
Fatness
Age 11. Friend's sister mounts me and starts unzipping my pants. She was 13. I didn't understand what she was doing. I panicked and ran home. My friend was even there and was encouraging it. Later I realized like around age 14. "Ooooh she was trying to fuck me. "

In middle school I got many compliments. There is no excuse why I couldn't have gotten laid by age 14. Then I started getting fat.

>who else here still a virgin?
Guilty.
>How old are you?
Turning 34 soon.
>When did you start lifting?
Around 8 years ago.
>Why do you think nobody has sex with you?
I'm relatively ugly and have a small dick.
>What's the furthest you've gotten?
When I was around 22-ish, was at a party and chick took me upstairs, wanted to blow me but started laughing when she saw my dick. Left the party immediatly and afterwards I heard she told everyone and I was the laughing stock of the party.

At least I can squat 400+, r-right?

>who else here still a virgin?
yes
>How old are you?
18
>When did you start lifting?
1 and a bit years
>Why do you think nobody has sex with you?
Because I've only been to a club once and none of my friends invite me anywhere, not because I come off as weird or desperate or autistic. I'm actually pretty relatable, I just never have a deep enough connection. Never really tried, and at this point I don't think I could get it up
>What's the furthest you've gotten?
Went on nofap for 4 days, texted girl I'd known since early highschool and said "I want that ass" literally. She came over 2 days later and we kissed I ate her out, turns out I had phimosis and I couldn't keep it up because of pain. Tried twice more before I waited to fix my dick, then once afterwards. Could never stay hard or even get hard by the end of it. Now I don't know if I can ever get it up for a female and am scared to try

no shit faggot, got any contributions other than stale memes?

just a typical case of zero confidence meaning i assumed people were mocking me as i looked shit so clearly no girl could have liked me. i was wrong and instead of getting laid when i was like 15 i'm still a virgin now

Daily reminder to always fibish your research papers

That's rough man. I always told myself that if I hit 30 as a virgin I'd just take all my savings and go to some SE Asian shithole and fuck prostitutes bearback and live like a king and possibly turn to a life of crime and then write a best seller about it

females intrigue me

Not any of them, but here are some examples
>back in highschool, be friends with a girl, similar tastes, she started contact while we had no common cliques or shit
>tweets stuff like "hihi user is so much into humanities and I'm so much into science that our fusion would be perfect"
>meet with her several times to sip beer in pubs, says stuff like "did you know Dude1 now has a relationship with Girl4? Like whoa, how come Dude1 be in a relationship while we both still single?" or "things are pretty dull now... all of my friends stay with their boyfriends and I don't have a boyfriend so..."
I never tried shit. She turned into my oneitis one year after that, but it was too late.

>How old are you?
24

>When did you start lifting?
1 year

>Why do you think nobody has sex with you?
5,8", I look 15yo, I was socially retarded disgusting skelington till my 23.
1 year is not enough to gain missing 15 years of social skills

>What's the furthest you've gotten?
Made out with 3 asian girls in 2 months during my studies in Asia last year

yeah i can contribute that i had great sex last night, and you?

I'm Aparently it's not "not taking hints" but actualy just straight out spergin'. Anyways:

>be about 8th grade
>there's a girl in the "cool kids" group that I sometimes talk to
>usually just stupid jokes but we don't really talk that much
>always thought she was kinda hot, 8/10
>developed pretty fast and had some nice boobs at that time
>always wondered why she was so fascinated with me, didn't really think I was cool enough
>one day we talk in class
>"Hey user, I got a new corsette, know anyone who could tell me if I look good in it?"
>turn to my friend
>"Hey, do you wanna see her in a corsette?"
>he says no
>turn back to her
>"no sorry, I don't know anyone who does."
>she looks at me strangely, says "Should have guessed" and turns back

Me.
18.
Planning to this year.
Haven't started lifting yet.
Hugging.

feeling you m8

>How old are you?
25
>When did you start lifting?
3 years ago
>Why do you think nobody has sex with you?
Cause I have lived secluded for the last 10 years
>What's the furthest you've gotten?
Rubbing gf through her panties at 14yo.

that's hurtful man

>Went on nofap for 4 days, texted girl I'd known since early highschool and said "I want that ass" literally.
>She came over 2 days later

Nice

don't you feel that bragging about your amazing sexlife in a thread dedicated to people talking about why they don't have one is a bit... needy?

>not taking hints

Stop finding excuses anons. If a girl wants to fuck you, she will fuck you. If you think they are giving you these "hints", they're just playing with you because they want to able to have a backup plan. If you're still a virgin above the age of 20 you should consider moving somewhere else where white people are not the norm, at least there you'll stand out.

Lol thats one way to do it

no no i just like being a dickhead and telling other people that i have sex with my french gf

>french gf
why don't you just an hero?

How old are you?
22

When did you start lifting?
a year or so ago, but took a break of at least 8 months

Why do you think nobody has sex with you?
Because I'm not trying to get laid

What's the furthest you've gotten?
Second base + making out with two chicks at the same time

I mean, she is my gf so...

not that guy, but i'm from 87....

well then i couldn't have any more sex with my gf and go to parties and be social

being dead would suck

threads not for you and ur fat gf

Lmfao these can't be real. There's not taking hints and then there's this

>Asia

Descriptive as fuck

sadly they are. I was always too afraid to go for it and then made fun of because it was only a prank.

I was a very self-concious kid...

Ah, in that case understandable if some of them were just pranks.

I just don't approach or get out much. was fat when I was younger which broke my confidence.

my girlfriend is thin and even though she lacks big boobs, she is fucking sexy

love her

when she moans i cum buckets

Guys I unlock wizard mode in 3 years. What class should I specialize in? I was thinking pyromancy but levitation sounds cool.

Bros i'm about to meet this qt today. I've made it clear that it's just us two and played it real cool till now. I'm scared i'll fuck up mid date and not make a move.

Any tips for a noob?

24 ins september, virgin

2 years ago

My own doing, being fat as a kid all through my teens and into my 20s killed me socially and my self esteem

I held a girl's wrist once and I groped a girls ass on a schooltrip in a cave

I don't know if they were pranks. I was just worried they might be.

>How old are you?
20
>When did you start lifting?
around 15, seriously around 18
>Why do you think nobody has sex with you?
never had a gf, haven't had friends in 4 years, don't go out
>What's the furthest you've gotten?
was way too drunk and couldn't get hard
otherwise it's just been blowjobs and fingerbanging
I've just kind of accepted my situation, I'll lose it whenever I break out of my cocoon

Pick the class where you finally get pussy

the only thing I can tell you:

>you'll know when it's time to kiss
>don't put your hands around her neck while kissing

In that case you probably fucked up, pranks like that aren't common family

so something to do with mind control and memory erasure?

mindcontroll. Definitely

>be me
>be 16
>over at a girl's house
>all alone, watching pure kino
>she starts to move up to me and puts her hand in my lap
>lean forward and look at her over my shoulder "I like this part"
>don't move a muscle for the rest of the kinoxperience
>never went to her house after

action dates, not words

>groped a girls ass on a schooltrip in a cave
A L P H A af. Caves bring out the true rapy nature of men. Nice work.

>How old are you?
22
>When did you start lifting?
lifting seriously since 1,5 years
>Why do you think nobody has sex with you?
because I'm a fucking recluse, however every now and then I get my chances..
>What's the furthest you've gotten?
Lickin/fingering some pussy

Caves are whats up

I'm going to try the tinder game. I will swipe right on everyone and then filter from my matches.

And autism strikes again

>23
>2 years ago still dyl
>because i dont try to get girls anymore because no motivation because addicted to porn
>i made out with a gril 1 year ago. kissed her. fingerd her. ate her out. she grinded my dick. i didnt get an errection. it didnt go in. she told me next day she wants do date a diffrent guy.

thought of doing that too. I just can't figure out, which pics to put up there. I don't do anything social so all of them had to be me by my own, probably selfies. Any idea?

26

13

Never put much effort in and didn't prioritize it

not kissless, ate the top half out of a stripper's vag in a live sex show. events unrelated.

>told me next day she wants do date a diffrent guy
that hurts.

*banana ate the top half of that
I was high and drunk at the time so It was interesting...

>20
>a year as a senior 1.5 months now but strength is just about back
>couldn't get hard
>just before penetration but couldn't get it up, about 9-10 times just get bjs and eat them out
got some viagra but havent talked to a girl in over a year and have no confidence in my sexuality anymore.

that pain fades quickly. the fact i couldnt get an errection and fucked up my only time i would have gotten a girl has been hunting me ever since

The amount of people in here that couldn't get it up really worries me.
I'm a virgin and jerked off to porn like every second day since I'm 15. Does that mean my sexlife is fucked?

avoid mirror selfies. if you are fit then get one on the beach or boat or somewhere socially acceptable to have no shirt on.

make the first photo of just you as well. just make it what you would casually wear with maybe a drink.

dog photo would be good if you have one or any other cute pet.

>18
>with 15
>i cant really lead conversations and have no experience since i was "that kid" in school, now school is over and Im alone cause I lost all my friends
>made out with 3 girls in a club (you just dance with them - no need to talk) and almost 1 girl at a birthday (which shows that theres maybe hope for me)

nah, I hadn't jerked off for a week when I couldn't get hard
just don't get too drunk beforehand

Demonologist, we're still too short on them to initiate the wizard revolution.

>Be 21 KV
>See this thread
>Every virgin here had at least made out,fingered girls and similar shit
I never wanted so much to kill myself,seriously,in many years of Veeky Forums and /r9k/ this is the thread that made me more insecure

jjust killyourself. seriously if you are 21 and havent done any of that shit nothings gonna change. when i told a girl i made out with that i was a virigan and 22 she just laught at tme.

>many years of Veeky Forums and /r9k/
>/r9K/

m8 it's probably really time to kill yourself

>knew a girl over a mutual friend
>we had something, she cheated on me
>he left her, she talked to me agian (via skype b/c we were like 50 km away from each other)
>showed boobs often to make up for cheating on me
>started getting close again over multiple months
>she made sexual remarks, I did ther same
>did shit like playing music loud in the bus or being loud in general
>thought it's just a teen phase, let her have it
>started feeling things for her again
>she was kind of a party-girl
>always told me about her nights, how much fun she had etc.
>always hated it becuase she was in a group of like 6 guy friends who all made moves on her and one more girl
>occasionally told me about how she and her friends would do stripping games down to their underwear when drunk
>lead one of her guyfriends on so he'd buy her drinks and drive her around
>told me she sucked five guys eventhough she made a really big point out of being a virgin becuase she was "waiting for the right one"
>couldn't take it anymore
>went full redpill mode
>told her she's an attentionseekig whore and all she did was to make other people notice her so she wouldn't feel so worthless becuase she didn't have any personal qualities
>never talked to me again
>still virgin

offtopic but I had to get that off my chest.

Its possible to get therapy mate. Seriously, being emotionally disconnected from the world is natural after trauma, and is treatable with a psychologist.

since I'm average at best I was thinking of having a pic of me spreading my arms and legs so that I'd occupy the whole screen and have an unmotivated look on my face like I'd have too and then link to this study: pnas.org/content/113/15/4009.abstract

Is that idea good or incredibly stupid?

I got three times to sex and could never get hard during each of those times.

I thought it was porn-induced ED, but it turned out that it was because what I wanted was to be the girl in a relationship, and forcing myself into one in which I'm forced to play man would just depress me further.

I can tell the hints perfectly well, I just have nothing to get out of them.

This would be so much easier if I was gay, but I'm stuck wishing for pretty much a man in the body of a very tall feminine woman.
Something that doesn't exist in this world, since a woman with a man personality will look like a trucker dyke.

because i'm an autist, as simple as that and not handsome enough so it covers my autism and lack of social skills

>tfw you were unattractive during your formative years and can't shake the idea that you're shite, making hitting chicks up a huge internal battle even before you talk to them

fug

had several chances though, fucked it up by not being persistent enough this one time and not being down with fugging a girl in a relationship the other

might get with the relationship girl once she breaks that shit off though, should happen soon

RE!

>How old are you?
18
>When did you start lifting?
4 months ago
>Why do you think nobody has sex with you?
im frigid
>What's the furthest you've gotten?
my older brothers friend felt my titty while we kissed