Autism stories

Holy fuck, have you been diagnosed yet?

>be me
>have huge spaghetti dripping crush on dance teacher
>one night we dance
>'oh wow, user. I can feel your heart beating really fast!'
>'I-I think it only does that for you'
>puts her hand on my chest
>'do you work out?'
>dabbing sweat.jpg
>couple of weeks later we are dancing at a party and she tells me she always loves to dance with me
>decide to overcome my autism. Flirt more, she laughs and goes along
>fast forward to couple nights ago
>turn up to dance, she is there talking with Chad
>Chad is good looking, funny, probably a better dancer and a semi-pro diver with a future as an olympic athlete
>'oh hi, user!'
>dear god, that smile
>she goes to hug me
>in the most autistic move of my career, I just grab both of her hands and hold into them
>Chad is watching, she knows this shouldn't be happening, I stand in silence
>let her go after a few seconds
>crack a beta joke about how I thought we were gonna dance and laugh nervously
>she slowly turns her shoulders towards Chad and blocks me out
>I silently depart

I haven't been able to lift away the scars this autism has left yet.

>go to meme college bar
>standing with friends
>girl starts dancing next to me even though i'm rigid as a board as always due to crippling anxiety and autism
>she notices i'm not going to reciprocate and apologizes
>I start apologizing too
>She gets weirded out and leaves
I'm a retard. I didn't even look at her so I don't know if she was attractive or not but I just immediately sperged out as my normal response.

Damn I felt that blow just reading it

Jezus Christ user...

>Be in final year of HS
>Class starts coming together, we all get along better
>I start talking to the people there for the first time, make some of the first RL friends I had
>2 qts seem to like me, but I banish the thought thinking I was just imagining it
>I was an awkward yeti at 2 meters and 130kgs and hated myself at the time, now I'm a skellington and still hate myself
>Eventually they figure out something is wrong with me and they argue which one of them gets to talk to me
>One chats me up on watsapp, the other asks me out on a date
>Go to the iceskating ring since that seemed like a normie thing to do
>"user I think you're gonna be just super graceful for some reason lol let's go have some fun"
>Think this is a fat joke and my asshole tightens, I consider suicide for the hundredth time
>I can't skate for shit and she can tell, just laughs a bit cutely and says she'll show me
>Move like 10 meters and feel happy, lift my arms up while holding her hand
>I lose balance when my much longer arms break the clasp of our hands
>Panic and start flailing my arms around like a retard
>toolate.png
>Time seems to freeze for a split second and I decide falling on my ass is better than smashing my face
>Fall backwards, my arm hits the qt in the face, takes her down with me and my elbow smashes her against the ice
>Her nose is broken, I'm shitting myself and the people around are staring, some kekking some look like they want to spit on me
>I take off the skates, take her to the side of the ring and go home on top of my apartment building and seriously consider ending my life
>We never talked again

She was such a qt too, and I could have lived out my fantasy of dating a petite brunette.

Jesus Christ senpai

>be on first date with girl
>things actually going smooth
>she invites me back to hers for drinks after
>we sit and chat over drinks in her living room while watching tv
>normal getting to know you first date conversation
>nothing sexual or heavy
>she gets up and says she will brb
>I wait on the couch watching tv for her to do whatever shes doing
>with no warning,she comes back in the room butt ass naked
>I go full fucking sperg, no idea how to deal with a girl being this forward
>stammer out some excuse and leave her standing there naked
>never speak to her again

Savage user

>ion
>eye on

KEK

She could not have made it easier for you. Wtf like dudes on here be missing signals left and right but you have a girl get buck naked right in front of you and just run away. You a lost cause mate.

Ive got a million of em im afraid
Not a virgin anymore but it took like 10 of those level encounters before I managed it
JUST

>first day of college
>playing card games with new roommate and dorm mates
>qt3.14 comes in and joins our game
>I'm making her laugh and we're getting along well
>her new roommate joins
>body-positive, dyed hair, special snowflake
>game continues
>eventually qt3.14 asks me out, kinda as a joke, but not really
>I freeze up
>hamplanet moves the game along 'cause she thinks I'm rejecting her friend
>thinks she helped her new roomie
>hate myself

We never did get together. Kinda wish I had reacted faster than the hamplanet

>sisters best friend sleeps over at camping
>knows she has a crush on me
>we decide to watch a movie together
>she keeps coming closer
>lays her head on my shoulder
>I lift her head and tell her to stop it
>regret

Fyi this was an older sister

>a few years back
>qt girl comes into work and asks if we're hiring
>give her a job app and talk a bit with her
>hands in app and starts shopping
>comes up to register
>during transaction she says i have a really deep voice
>of all the possible responses, i pick "i'm sorry"

Teen movie tier chances and you blow them.

aw damn

>ive had my "ion" that beast on your neck
dude if you can think quickly enough to make that pun in a tense situation like that your bantz could be legendary.

How did you lose your virginity user?

fucking kek

these are literally making me sad and uncomfortable jesus christ senpai

>be a sophomore in HS
>be a student government fag, have to go to an actual StuGo class everyday
>we get a bunch of German foreign exchange students at my school
>several are qt
>but one
>her
>is the qtiest with the most perfect blue eyes and adorable accent
>she's a junior
>also be a foreign language fag
>see her as her German class ends and my Chinese class starts
>since I took German in Middle School I could kinda speak to them
>tell qt "du bist sehr hübsch" and stuff like that
>anyway
>prom comes around
>ask her if she's going
>she says no and asks if I'm going
>say no since I'm only a sophomore and nobody has asked me
>"oh well you can come with me!"
>spaghetti torrents out of my pockets
>some gets on her dress
>mind is racing
>stutter out "n-no thanks...I gotta go"
>practically run out of there
>still us class with her so I see her later
>won't even make eye contact with her due to autism
>friendship ruined
At least this was at the end of the year so I didn't have to deal with it for very long. I still think of what could have been that night though

I manage to say the most fucked up shit when I am drunk. Usually goes fine because most guys are laidback and chill, at least the ones I am hanging with.

>be yesterday, doing a pub to pub tour
>getting pretting drunk
>this guy me and my mates goes to university with is there with his sister and some friends
>pretty sure I asked him "Your sister over there is taken right?" (I knew she had a boyfreind, I have no idea why I said it), according to my freind I asked him if I could fuck his sister but I can't remember that, I wasn't even attracted to her
>he suddenly grabs my ear, starts staring me in the eyes
>I smile and laugh thinking he is joking, already forgotten what I said that pissed him off
>he is serious, I stop smiling and we just stare eachother in the eyes while he is holding my ear, trying to indimidate me
>I think wtf is going on

I have to see this guy for quite a few years forward, unsure wether I should apologize or just ignore it and pretend it didn't happen. I don't want to be on bad terms with anyone at my school.

it's either all of these stories are fake or you fucktards are a lost cause

Who the fucks grabs someone by the ear?

normie gtfo

>tfw I might have reacted the same

> Go up to the gym counter to buy their endorsed preworkout because its like 50c a scoop.
> QT gym instructor looks bored as fuck, she's just on facebook and occasionally saving twiglet Asians from killing themselves with improper form.
> Says to me that this stuff is killer sounds like the usual sales pitch
> Except she says one dude came in, bought the entire pot of it then poured about six scoops into his drink
> We joke that he's probably going to have a heart attack
> In that moment, autism kicks in
> Start pounding my chest rapidly imitating this guy's heart rate or some shit
> Girl moves back and looks visibly concerned
> Realize what I've done
> Drink my preworkout quietly and run off to my bench
> Never look at her again for months.

samefag

Somebody please shoop a neckbeard tipping his fedora while running out of a bar.

Basically a similar situation as that story but the girl was a few years older than me and took charge. she invited me upstairs, did a little striptease for me and that was that.

>Who the fucks grabs someone by the ear?

Romanians and Gypsies. It's a cultural thing.

...

This goes for you mostly. But for real, when a girl seriously just gives you an opputunity, and you've been waiting for it for years. How retarded do you have to be to say no?

>girl flirts with me
>feel sick
>have internal panic attack
>beg for her to go away in my head

Who else knows this feel?

fake as fuck, fucking lying faggot

when keeping the spaghetti in your pockets goes wrong

Nope

you should have kiss him and then fuck him instead of his sister

Top fucking kek should have pretended you were posturing to some low status gorilla trying to move in on your territory

>be 14 yo
>fall in love with a girl
>we are in the same class
>she starts to give signs of liking me
>i'm a true autist so I dont make a move
>she even makes as if she wants to hug me but I do nothing about it because i'm autism itself
>between classes she gets really close to me
>I start to backpedal
>I hit the board
>no escape
>shit shit shit shit shit what do I do
>she is now almost touching me and about to hug me
>push her pretty hard
>she loses balance
>hits a desk
>falls to the floor
>what tha fuck did I just do
>gets up really angry
>slaps me
>I-I didnt want chalk in my c-clothes...
>leave

Godamn recalling this shit still hurts to this day,she could have been my first gf,and I really liked her,even she liked me despite me being a lonely autistic kid with literally no friends.

Shit.

I'll post a couple from highschool. I was fat for a long time the lost weight junior year. Nearly all the hot girls from highschool had a crush on me afterwards but I could never take the hint.

>9/10 stoner chick is dropping out
>its her last day and I have film class with her
>she's going around saying good bye to everyone
>keeps hovering around me saying there's something really important she needs to do before she leaves
>ask her what and she tells me she's always had a crush on me
>stand there like a deer in head lights
>never talk to or hear from her again despite her leaving her number in my phone as "Devyn the love of my life"

A worse one:

>talking to another 9/10 and trying to get out of my comfort zone
>hanging out with her one day and she keeps making obvious moves for me to make a move
>never do
>after she leaves she texts me how she just wanted to pin me down on my bed
>respond by saying "haha good one"

Man looking back I had so many opportunities.

What the fuck you lucky bastard how do you do it?

HEIGHT FACE FRAME

would it be so hard to just say "wow" then walk up to her or signal her to come to you and start the rocking train?
please visit a doctor, you might have actual autism (srsly, im trying to say that in the most honest way)

Not true alot of people here just come here to kill time. Ever since I deleted facebook, this is the first site I visit when I go on my phone

I enjoy all the autism stories, advice, Tfw no gf, feels threads though that's part of what makes Veeky Forums great

nah dude that's the kind of thing we go through
it's probably because of deep rooted insecurities and we don't want to open up to somebody

same, every morning I shitpost between sets

it works 2 out of 3 times

>Senior year of high school
>18 year old virgin but i have the body of the average Chad
>Decide I want to go to prom
>Plan on asking this girl that nobody is interested in since she looks like 12
>Wait until last day of school to ask so that I won't have to see her again if she rejects me
>Skip to last day
>Made prom poster and got flowers
>Waiting outside for her
>She walks out of school and heads towards me
>I get nervous, drop poster and flowers, and sprint away
>Didn't go to prom
>Everyone laughs at me at graduation

I think I should kill myself.

Yeah, anytime a girl shows interest I feel like puking man

Anxiety is garbage

I wish a girl would flirt with me, I wish I knew your feel.

i had a good kek at this one

>haha good one

Underrated

>girl in normie evening class talking to me
>on dnp and loads of benadryl, tired and drugged af and she talks like in whispers almost.
>she asking about study guide and other shit
>just keep nodding hoping she doesnt ask anything open ended.
> she gives me her notebook with a pen. Hear email
>me:uhh ok
>her: do you check it? Are you sure cuz if not we can blahblah
>me: umm yeah i check it..
>her: ok.. ill email you with a time and place. See ya
>oh fuck what just happened
>ask buddy if he heard any of that
>him: jesus christ user were you not listening? she asked to study with you! She asked for your number and you still gave her just your email like a dumbass! Btw Are you fucking high or something?
T-thanks dnp

>Sexy time with gf
>She asks me to blow on her face
>Do so
>She's smiling while covered in my cum
>I dab a bit dripping off her cheek onto my finger
>Feel compelled
>Use my jizz to make an inverted pentagram on her forehead
>Say, "I baptize thee in the name of Satan."
>Looks at me like I'm a retards asking for a pet Pikachu
>Only allowed to cum in her ass and vag from then on

>be at Starbucks with a friend
>chilling outside at the patio
>a golden lab runs up to us, probably smelled my cinnamon strudel
>we pet him and play with him
>we joke about how it's female
>I said "This bitch is cute" right when the owner comes out to get the dog
>she's a typical blonde white girl
>"Excuse me?!"
>friend panicking
>I try to dissolve the awkward situation
>"And the dog isn't bad either"
>bitch (the owner) starts freaking out
>we left quickly
>didn't even finish my strudel