DIY genital treatment

Veeky Forums I am desperate for help at this point because my fucking nuts have been hurting for two straight months and I can't do anything about it.

>beginning of March
>be fapping in be one night
>for no discernable reason the gooch area behind my nuts hurts as I cum
>spend rest of the week with a sore perineum

>fast-forward two months
>chronic discomfort on the back of my scrotum sustaining itself
>have not gotten horny to anything
>actually feels uncomfortable to get aroused
>semen isn't sticky anymore
>normal bodily functions like ejaculation and urination do not hurt for some reason despite all this

I don't know what I did or what the fuck is wrong but I am mortally afraid of losing my ability to masturbate comfortably. What's worse is that I can't run to the doctor because I'm an Ameripoor with no health insurance.

Is there some sort of test I can perform on myself to determine what exactly is wrong? I've been feeling my nuts and I can't find any bumps

Seriously guys what if I can't cum anymore

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Go to the doctor you mongoloid.

Good stuff.

Waiting to see how this thread evolves.

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you only get one life retard, what the fuck are you doing

you're not a car, you dont have an OBD port to check this

Prostate cancer

Doctor here up, I'm sorry to say this but you most likely have prostate cancer but we can only be sure if you actually go to your doctor

Go as soon as you can to get that shot taken care of

i know everything ion the internet gets diagnosed as cancer, but this sounds just like prostate cancer.

>no health insurance

fucking americans man

Go to a fucking doctor

google.ca/#q=testicular torsion