DIY genital treatment

OP here

I'm not seeing a fucking doctor, they're too expensive and would put me on some bullshit medication. I've decided to do the rational thing and let the good old herb to the work.

Why dont you have health insurance?

I've always preferred natural medicine like LSD rather than brain killing shit made by some fatcat pharma

Lol. They are gunna have to amputate a ball if you leave it any longer.

His presentation sounds nothing like torsion.

You're an idiot. There's a reason our quality of life and life expectancy has increased since the 1800's. Without institutionalized medicine, we would still be dying of polio and only living until our forties.
Man up and go see a professional.

I think this is a troll secondary to OP

>chronic discomfort on the back of the scrotum

Hernia, don't let that go unchecked

1. Go to the doctor
2. Get told you have epididymitis
3. FUCKING DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

Lsd isn't going to solve your testicle problems, but I do think you're on the right track with taking your health into your own hands.

One of the worst things about America is that, for some stupid fucking reason, everyone automatically thinks it's the job of someone else to take care of your own personal health. Yeah, I'll admit if you have something major like a aneurysm or whatever, you need to consult the doctors / surgeons at the local hospital. But the fact that the majority of Americans don't know what local plants are edible, know nothing about how their bodies work, and legitimately believe another stranger not only can but should know more about their own bodies than themselves is just ridiculous.

If you a computer guy, than it's expected you know junk like "oh, my ram has different frequencies that's why it just shuts down randomly"

If you're a car person, then you should know junk like "oh, I'm stepping really hard on my brakes these days, my pads must be worn"

Yet, if you're a human person, it's "I don't feel good, I'll go to the doctor and get some drugs"

Your computer person analogy is retarded

I went through literally the same shit as you op and got it right, it's probably epididymitis judging by what you described. Go to a doctor, otherwise there's a significant chance of this becoming permanent and leaving you infertile. It also will get worse over time, I didn't check a doctor for 3 months until the pain became unbearable and I hadn't slept in 3 days then collapsed at college.

Don't fuck with your balls mayne.

How so? Is it retarded in a funny way? Or retarded in a completely retarded way? I mean RAM does come in different frequencies and I have seen geek squad faggots "upgrade" computers by just putting in whatever they had on hand

Pretty sure untreated torsion kills your nuts pretty quick and this sad fuck has been dealing with this for months. The pain would be sudden and difficult to ignore. Also, he didn't mention any swelling. I don't know what his deal is, but it probably isn't torsion.

Fuck off, you avatarfagging degenerate.

that's cool man, but at least make sure about your fucking diagnose, you don't even know for certain what's wrong with your balls

Bump

This guy is a fag

Real OP here. Are you guys sure it could be prostate cancer? I really feel like I just fapped too hard and pulled a seminal tube or whatever they're called.

It's really bizarre. The discomfort completely disappates when I'm exercising but then returns when I'm laid out on a mattress

man go to a doctor already and stop shitposting here...

Listen... you're a pussy, sure going to the doctor about this is embarrassing and terrifying. But you know what is even more terrifying than that? The worst case scenario - untreated cancer.

That shit will spread to your dick. They will cut your dick off.

If you don't want to be a dickless wonder for the rest of your life, I'd suggest going before that happens.

I'm not who you think I am, I barely post here.

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I'm pretty sure it's epididymitis, go get it checked you fucking moron. I had the same thing, with the same symptoms, the pain only went away when exercising or when I wore tight underwear. Just go to the fucking doctor, don't be a mongoloid, because if you keep at it you'll end up a sterile, dickless mongoloid soon enough.

Seriously nigger how and why would you ever risk losing your balls when NOTHING will ever bring them back? If I'd end up a eunuch because of my own stupidity I'd straight up kill myself.

>I'm in serious pain at a sensitive area of my body and have been for months
>doctors and shit? too expensive, better just keep dying
It's a shame you have to choose between not going broke and your longterm health but the choice should be obvious. Consider our responses the kick in the ass you need to just go get your shit checked out. I would pay all the money I have not to have my junk rot off or kill me slowly from the inside.

Dude, you could lose your balls if you don't go to a specialist, you can't prioritize health over economy seriously go to a doctor.

economy over health*

Yeah, fuck medicine!

Go see a doctor.

And if you're wearing loose boxers, start wearing snug briefs. Your nuts need support.

You have prostatitis. Go and get some antibiotics from your doctor. You'll be fine.

testicular torsion, i suspect one of your testes is dead or on the verge of death.

Shouldn't it be turning black then?