What do you lift for Veeky Forums? You know what I lift for? I lift lot for social status and ego.
I want to be considered chad, even when im a complete faggot.
I want guys to respect me and think highly of me, even though i didnt say a single word yet.
I dont care that much about getting laid, but knowning that girls and guys alike mire my asthetics and view me as an alpha male whenever i go out to public feels me with happines and joy.
I want to attract hoes in the club and dump them afterwards and hang out with that shy cutie instead.
I want to deny the chads that feel like they should be friends with me, just to hang around with that beta cuck, leaving the chads with confusion.
I want to get hired by that female boss, not because im highly skilled, but because she finds me sexually attractive.
I want to have a gf, that fears she might loose me, because people with bodys like mine are rare to find.
This is what i seek. Call me a faggot, call me a douche. But it is what makes me happy, and made me turn 180° from beta cuck to some semi chad (and hopefully alpha chad in the coming years).
Stuff like health benefits are all good things, but they are not my main concern.
That's what I lift for Veeky Forums.
Benjamin Young
bump. this seems liek a good thread
Joshua White
Dude, worrying about shit like this and writing autistic supervillain monologues on a Cambodian knitting forum won't make you happy.
Relax, lift weights, and be good to people. We're all gonna make it.
Nathaniel Ward
you either have autism, no dad, or both
Ian Wright
How was it autistic? i was just describing what i lift for bro.
no need to be a douche really.
Ayden Diaz
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Jace Hernandez
disgusting tattoo, coalburner and future meth addict
Jaxson Rogers
>started lifting today >walked up to the bench >all the weights were on it for storage or something so it was obviously too heavy >start taking the weights off >i forgot to mention i'm a huge retard >started by taking all the weights off one side >gravity decides to give me a swift kick whilst i'm down >bar swings down, weightless side hits me square in the mouth and busts me lip
KILL ME I CANT EVEN LIFT RIGHT
but as for the reason i lift it's so that i will feel confident that should i ever meet the men i admire, whether in this life or the next (if there is) or even in a hypothetical situation, i'd like to meet them as someone worthy of their respect
James Young
You sound like the most autistic robot ever. The instant chads, girls, hoes, beta cucks, females bosses, anyone. ANYONE hears you speak (or probably even sees you in case you stay quiet, as retards tend to have retard faces) all your muscles and aesthetics won't matter, creepy retards are creepy retards regardless of their biceps. People probably think you're a fucking freak not because of your skinny ass pale body, but because of your fucking Christopher Nolan wanna be edgyness
Elijah Cook
he has to be a part of your life still mate
ur thread is shit, having power fantasies / ego trips isn't healthy what would your pop think if you read this gay shit out to him?
