ITT we pretend were Chad

ITT we pretend were Chad

>getting gas
>go inside to pay and buy a redbull
>get $80 on a $5 lotto play

I am Chad though

favorite kind of pizza?

ITT: We tell OP to fuck off.

You'll be blessed with 50% boosted gains for 1 week if you comment.

"Fuck off back to r9k"

The effect is cumulative with any r9k tier OP.

>getting gas
>pajeet working at gas station, eager to fulfill my needs
>'fill it up, boss. and make it quick, i have a pool party to attend.'
>pajeet nods and smiles while i throw him a five dollar bill

I'm not here because Chads don't use Veeky Forums.

Fuck dude its almost pool season here. Cant wait to soak around on suboxone.

Buffalo chicken

Cheese pizza masterrace

>Trying to force this "Chad" garbage this hard

IoI OP you're such an autistic faggot

fuck off back to r9k

>haven't set foot inside a gym in around 4 months
>go today
>instantly set all time bench PR of 315x5
I really enjoyed my pizza afterwards, felt well earned.

>>>>>Reddit

what a sad chad that is

>getting gas in my new 2017 vette, which I got as a present from one of my gfs
>don't have to go inside to pay since the cougar shop owner and everybody else in the city know me
>comes out and tells me she wants to introduce her daughter to me, who has just turned 18, tells me I can pay the bill later when I am over at their house
>she has to go back inside
>meanwhile some bitch who just got gas and payed comes out the station to her car behind mine
>tells me she has bought too many lots, so she gives me one
>open the lot, no win
>tells me I have won her heart though
>accompany her to her house and fucke her and her sister both two times each

fixed

and because of all that shit going on Chad forgot to eat his pizza? fake

>implying a real chad would have to eat disgusting fast food when he has a bunch of women around him to cook

This is what Veeky Forums has become?

>turn on my phone
>have text messages & missed phone calls

>Fuck off back to r9k

>TFW moms introducing me to their daughters through work

Chads don't drink red bull. Only fuccbois and prepubescent children do

Fuck off back to r9k

>wake up
>don't completely hate yourself

>fucker her