/fraud/

Now I want to be a ripped pan handler
>Will work for Protein

I don't know if that'd work, especially if the money comes from bitcoin a large portion of the time.

Unless there's a way to go from bitcoin to cash that circumvents the bank.

Sounds like g4p

steroids are for manlet faggots

Are you trying to convince friends or the irs you made none of this clear.

I think you found a script writer.

Nice jerrcubed

I live in the UK. I thought that if I've suddenly got a fair bit of money coming into my bank account from bitcoins, that'd it'd raise flags.

pretty sure you can sell bitcoins locally in person for cash.
localbitcoin.com

think there also may be bitcoin ATMs, not sure if they're related to a name tho.
that file size

You sound like g4p. ) :

Do NOT cash out Bitcoin and have the funds going through anything in your name, least of all a bank account. Sell it for cash in person if you can, or cash by mail.

Not an expert on that but make sure you run them through a tumbler and then if anyone asks where the money came from just say you sold some shit to your friend and all he had was bitcoins to pay you.
If you are talking about thousands of dollars you need to get on tor and start doing a lot of reading on what these guys do to "launder" the money they get.
Only way I know of doing this is to buy gold and/or cash on a darknet market.

No shit it's going to raise red flags. Why didn't you tell us from the start it's to dodge the irs or wharever the limey equivalent is. You cash out by selling bitcoins for pounds. You make the transactions in person. You send them to coin and pocket the cash. Don't deposit it. Only spend it.

FAGS

This, laundering the money so you can spend it on things attached to your identity is a bit more involved.

Enjoy your extravagant groceries and 4k televisions.

I'm not too knowledgable about bitcoin, I only started using it a couple days ago for a couple outgoing transactions. I guess I'll have to end up investing in a good safe after all. I was planning on getting one just for my gear, but storing cash will do just as well.

I guess quitting my job to live off the funds is out of the question then.

Yep. Work something you like.

I guess I could always become a blacksmith, and say the funds come from me selling my shit. Of course I'd have to be pretty damn good for that to work though lmao.

Winklaar update

Selling small untraceable stuff would be better.
Icecream for example.
Still working on something better for my laundry endevour myself

>I guess I could always become a blacksmith
That sounds like a sweet fucking job/hobby.
Have to find some place where you can do it without noise complaints though.
Jesus.
I've never felt so dyel in my life.

Fight me, titty toucher

>titty toucher
lel'd
More original the "breeder"

Well I'm sure it'll be alright on the night. I'll figure it out.

Today is feels day brehs. Woke up with thoughts of ex, playing sad songs. It's been 5 months. Me 5 months alone with memories and her 5 months with her new Manlet boyfriend. Karma does not exist for cheating whores brehs.

/end rant

Exes feels general

I've been talking to mine for like 16 hours straight.

I cut off all contact. Haven't talked to her since. I hope it hurts.

CANARYS PROGRAM WORKS

for the first time in my life. I just sharted my pantaloons. It took my by surprise i was outside enjoying a smoke. Then boom. A powerful shart erupted from my anus. Time to take a shower and do laundry.

Thanks for the shitty program canary.

ah the contrast off /fraud/

Never change, fellows

>I've been talking to mine for like 16 hours straight.
lol
Didn't you just shit on her yesterday?
Wat

You forget to take anti e's or something. You must not be all that because anyone who roids knows if you lose a woman the gym is the easiest place to find another one.

Whining over exes. /r9k/ is that way ==>

Cliffs:
canary gets drunk and shits his bed
Fraud jokes about it
Canary says he's selling bed shitting prorams
Alb shits himself
Coach shits himself

user pls

>anyone who roids knows if you lose a woman the gym is the easiest place to find another one
What the fuck

kek. I never understood how people could get that drunk.

I've got a friend who broke two phones.
Because he pissed himself while drunk.

Got me a PVC pipe, a rope and a 2,5kg plate and built my wrist Roller. My forearms never hurt that that Bad in my whole life.
Massive forearms here I come!

Is it a bad idea to take dbol while cutting? I mean I cut to reduce bloat and dbol will only increase it, but some extra strength would be nice to be able to lift more while losing mass. I'm currently cruising test only.

is ok to mix an EC stack with yohimbine?

mirin hard

he got those insane monster genetics

It's not the worst thing i've ever heard. You'll probably still get bloat, but the water will drop off when you stop.

I wasn't even drunk. Neither was alb.

Feels bad.

Damn, that's you and Alb now
Seems like this program is a revolution is the science of pants shitting

Thanks my man

>alb, canary and coach have all shit themselves
If I poop my pants can I be a cool kid?

Only if you post pictures of it.

Nice jerrrbears.

Yeah you can. It's a sign of status. Like an expenive watch. It means you can blow money however you want. Like on pantaloons.

Pics or nah

Is that cake fake?

All natty

Naw. Could just be a fake pic with chocolate.

Gotta shit your britches in person, so they can verify via smell.

shoulders still fucking hurt from gym yesterday
Fuck being natty
Recovery times are fucking fucked

That shit looks so perfect I have the urge of tearing it. Fucking hell.

Why are you natty

Okay let's see it anyway.

ikr
Can't wait to jump back on.

Do it let the cake hate flow through you.

Why are you?

I've been back on 200 test for the last few months I think.
Maybe like 2.5-3 months

Still haven't gotten the test I ordered
Don't have the money to buy massive blast all at once
Basically reached s point where I had to PCT to avoid becoming a mess

It's a bad life
I'm so eager to run 3-4 compounds at once
It'll be great

That's rough

How has your gear not arrived? Every domestic source I've used is ndd

I am a grumpy midget
Obviously I won't see that much difference in progress etc because I was only cruising
But it felt nice always having stable levels

I do not know
Probably going to ask again

Inb4 MG gets even shorter

Just finished a cycle at test e 250 e4d then 120 eod prop. It lasted for about 11 weeks, also did some winstrol last few weeks

I have now been doing pct nolva for 2 days and Im not completely satisfied with my gains and certaintly dont want to lose them, how long do i need to wait before next cycle? I should've just cruised and blasted but ive been told so many times thats just bad...

is a starting salary at 60k /good/ for someone with a masters in the states?

PCT is way worse on the body than cruising. If labs come back normal besides LH, FSH, and test then hop right back on.

You've never blasted?

Kek

Jerrbears

didn't you say you were going to do a bradly martyn workout yesterday?
you said it was meh?
now you complainin about bein sore

baka manlet, you are such a woman

>womanletgains

Turns out steroids were the only thing stopping me shrink
End up 4 foot tall

B&C fuckboi

Of course I have
I was cruising when my supply went dry
Waited too long to order but now it's taken waaaaay to long for source to get me my oil, so I'm now natty sadly

Yeah I said I did a bodybuilding routine
Didn't feel sore just tired
Then later on I posted about how I could feel the pain now

I admitted I had judged it to quickly when I said I was in pain kek

Now I'm just STILL in pain
Well, sore, not pain

>bodybuilding routine

>getting sore
lmao fucking woman

getting muh tren a tommorow

50mg ed, what am i in for boys?

As opposed to strength

I used a variety of machines and exercises I have never done before or rarely do
12 to 15 reps a set, 4 to 5 sets
Depending on the exercise

I felt tired, not sore afterwards
When I do heavy lifting I feel sore as fuck, which feels good, you know what I mean.
But later on I felt like I got hit by a car and suddenly felt really sore.

Is that enough details for you to understand what I mean?
Or are we going to continue to going in depth on an off handed comment I made?

That is sexist and triggering

Did you see this short film?

vimeo.com/152985022

youtube.com/watch?v=xTDapcklnV8

A good time

Don't have time to watch videos I'm at work
tl;dr it if you want me to respond

Figured out that my delt tenderness and forearm tendinitis are actually bicep tendinitis. Probably caused from a lack of scapular depression i.e. I roll shoulders forward naturally from too little trap work. Farmers walks here I come.

I think I'm gonna break it off with my fuck buddy.

maybe you should start working your core to before your entire lumbar breaks down

>so little trap work
I know this feel
Plus shrugs don't feel like they're doing anything.
Only takes a couple weeks hitting traps twice a week to bring them up

>break it off with my fuck buddy
The transformation to full homo is nearly complete

I was at the gym today and there was this dude smashing his traps. Supersetting Behind the back barbell shrugs, with regular barbell shrugs, with dumbell shrugs. Every time I see him in the gym, he has a gallon of water with him, and drains the entire thing.

I've spent most of the day with azusa
>future mothers day

My shoulder issues are 100% from no rear delt

Does he have a back of the gods?

I have trouble doing trap work using anything but shrugs because I tend to roll my shoulders and use rear Delts instead
It's a bad habit
Started doing heaves with the bar behind my head just to try force myself to keep the pressure on traps instead

He's hench af.

We should aspire to match his dedication

yo i havnt been here for months

is FL dead?

does slut still have that gf?

jerry is still with azusa i see

Alright i am the fag that was posting yesterday about feeling like shit, completely weak and shaky, etc.. on dnp.

Injected a fuckload of tren ace yesterday, i feel way fucking better now, almost like normal.

I am never running dnp without tren again

>running dnp at all

There is no reason to ever use that shit.
YOu just fuck yourself up with it.

Fuck DNP.