Face it Veeky Forums. Only the face matters

Face it Veeky Forums. Only the face matters.

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Ur a fucking retard

Its obviously one of those girls that hates "gymbro" type guys

Literally if you have a nice body swipe right anyways and when she inevitably swipes right back you tell her gym is a "small time" and "casual" thing you do

>tinder sluts
>human beings
pick one

Nah, I got this body surfing and playing Wii fit

Kek.

or dont tell her at all. what is wrong with lying to a piece of shit

>brown hair
Absolutely disgusting.

probably a fat feminist anyway so yeah who cares

>he doesn't lie to women about every aspect of his life
don't be a cück user

Just tell her you do manual labour or gardening or play football as a hobby

this

dumb whore doesn't know what she wants, just tell her you just go for a run every few days and she'll eat it up if it means getting rammed by someone who looks like a greek god

You can improve your face.
Never give up on making it, for if you even doubt yourself for a second, you will let it take over until your nothing but walking doubt.

Don't feed the seeds of doubt, if you do, you will never make it.

Don't give up.
You can change.
No-one will ever show you any sympathy.
Now is the moment of truth,
for the user.

Hug me bro

whenever a girl says she doesn't want something - it means thats what she goes for.

>no one night stands !

...

>dating apps

I started working out 4 times a week a couple of months ago. Added "started spending a lot of time working out recently" to my tinder profile a week ago.

I've been getting tons of matches from attractive girls since then. Honestly they seem way out of my league, I'm average height and hella balding.

Still don't know what to write to them anyway. :^)

> shitimbald I'd give her a chance

who are you quoting?

Did you even look at the picture

We're all gunna make it brah

this, i actually lie to every woman differently just to see how it works

Oh man just kill yourself

>Normally get minimal likes
>go to America for work for 6 months
>Mention I'm British in my bio but make no other changes
>Suddenly matches coming out the wazoo

but what about FACE and FRAME

summer is here =3

you guys are fucking rookies. when you get shredded, never talk about the gym. if someone asks you if you workout, tell them a few times per month. being a gym bro is like buying a 90s Honda and ricing it out and constantly talking about weight reduction.

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Get bent, germanfag

Yes, it really is that easy

Same thing happened to me when I came here.

>be only British guy at work
>literally every girl there talks to me and compliments my accent

I wasn't even that fit when I came here and they still talked to me.

fitfam how tf are you guys scoring on tinder? I have an ugly face so that already fucks me out of 90% of swipes and the matches I do get I don't know how to start convos without sounding boring and feeling like a tryhard trying to make a corny joke...the tinder life aint for me