Does this bullshit actually work? Anybody have any success with it?

Does this bullshit actually work? Anybody have any success with it?

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Bamp

are those dildos

yea you shove them up your ass daily and it makes your peener grow 12 inches promise works

just bought one

So, I'm 30, been using it off/on for the last 3 years.
>Why did I start?
Because I was dating an African girl with a very big vagina. Never doing that again.

>Does it work?
Long term gains, no. Short term gains, yes. If I know I'm getting some special pussy on a particular night, I'll use that for about 15 mins at a moderate pressure, do some jelqs. Then when my weiner is ready to come out, it's feeling nice and juicy, give me confidence which leads to bigger hard-weiners.

> Are there side effects?

Yes. I now have some slight bruising from going at it too hard. Got a gf now, she doesn't mind. Told her its from jelqing. Also, you can get mentally dependent on it, which isnt so great. And if you over pump, your wenis will get weirdly swollen with fluid that stays there for up to 8 hours.

sign me the fuck up dood

no, no

It only works while you're pumping it, as soon as you stop it goes back to normal size. Also it frequently leads to injuries. Something that can work but is also dangerous are weights, but you'd have to keep them on for weeks.

>Because I was dating an African girl with a very big vagina. Never doing that again.
How'd that work out?

What gains did you make btw bruh?

>Never doing that again.

answer is obvious

Aids man
Can get away from it with those girls

>Because I was dating an African girl with a very big vagina
The BBC meme is real.

extenders seem to work more effectively than vacuum devices - there isn't a lot of information yet though, vacuum devices only have one study which is effectively nothing.

onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1464-410X.2010.09647.x/full

also I wonder whether extenders might work so well not because they alter the tissue but because they pull what you already have out of the body.

there's a ton of anecdotal evidence on pegym and thundersplace, although the users there most often use a variety of techniques together I think which might be more effective than only one.

Yea.. naa.. No it's not.

From the surveys I've seen, which are still unreliable bullshit for the sake of filling up space in an article, the difference on average between full blown niggers and whites is at most around 1cm. Fucking.. nothing. And that's the average.

BBC is a porno myth subscribing to an interracial fetish.

My cock points up towards my tummy what is this? I'm in the US and a poor student so I can't go to a doctor for a while until I get some money

that's called high erection angle - you will probably find threads on pegym or thundersplace about it.

What websites are that?

Post surveys??

Never used that shit, but I've been jelqing for almost half a year now. Size seems to have improved a bit. My hypothesis is that those size gains are actually my full "erection potential" though. Before jelqing my erections always felt a bit lacking, but after jelqing a couple of months they're always rock hard, like they couldn't get any bigger. So that's a great plus.

MODS

What gains?

Fuckin google it you dense fuck.

Aprox 1cm length gain, 0.5cm girth.
But I never wrote down anything, plus I measured it myself, so those numbers are victim of pretty big bias. The erection improvement is a fact though.
I will measure again next year, then it's pretty safe to say if there has been size improvement or not.

Yeah, I've loads of experience and have gained 1.5 inches in lenght and almost an inch in girth in the last 2 years.

I'm not very disciplined. BUt I go through phases of good work.

Water pumps, like the ones pictured are bullshit. Don't waste your money. I have the goliath. What a pain in the ass, the water makes it unworkable. The reality is, a decrease in pressure around the penis is the same wether it's a decrease in air pressure or water pressure. Your cock doesn't know ny different.

I go for the 'big pump' method with a cheap shitty pump I bought on ebay. Works graet though. Just bare in mind, you're gonna end up with a discoloured and inflamed penis. (like your muscles I suppose after a big workout). ebay.co.uk/itm/X-Factor-12-Penis-Enlarger-Vacuum-Pump-3-Sleeves-Erection-Enhancement-For-Men-/331803858762?hash=item4d410d174a:g:DZcAAOSwxp9W6EIc is the one I use, but with a different pump (from a car brake vacuum tester)

When I'm doing well I pump for 30 minutes every morning. I do manual stretching and jlqing about 3 times a day (when I go to the toilet) and I use trouser snake oil to be able to keep that intensity up. Otherwise your cock will get ruined. Trouser snake oil is legit, but don't bother with Jelq Fuel. It's cheaper but less concetrated. It's fine, but the snake oil is fire. trousersnakeoil.co/

I made great lenght gains using traction. Scientifically, medically, this is the only proven way. The problem with traction is, it will fucking destroy your cock and generally is too painful to endure so people quit. I did. That's using the standard 'noose' method.

However, a number of companies have solved this problem. Autoextender have a method that using a small vacuum to grip the penis. Be warned, you'll need to tape up your cock or you'll get water blisters, which can burst, look like an STD and rule out sex for at least a couple of days. autoextender.com/

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VLC/TLC tugger options have solved this problem. Absolutely brilliant equipment. Still, you're going to need to wear baggy trousers, or be a NEET so you can wear the thing 8+ hours a day. tlctugger.com/vlc-tugger-pe-ads/

So, the thing I do most is just manual work (based on DLD's Newbie Routine)
mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-newbie-forum/1597-dlds-first-routine-i-gained-2-inches-with-this-routine-full-tutorial.html
with trouser snake oil. The TSO also heals your cock much faster so I do more workouts, but also, means I'm not walking around with an inflamed bruised cock that I need to explain to girlfriends, etc.

What was the original size for your schlong? And
>Just bare in mind, you're gonna end up with a discoloured and inflamed penis
Permanently?

Started at 6.5 inches and now I'm 8 on a really good day. When I get to 8.25 I'm going to just concetrate on 'cementing' those gains. Which means making them permanent.

Some people do discolour their cocks permanently. Others burst blood vessels etc.

So far my cock looks the same just bigger. But like I said, I use an oil that keeps it all healing and healthy. For the first 6 months of my penis enlargement I was using all kinds of equipment, like I said, the extenders and pumps, etc. and my cock was basically always injured.

So I mostly just do manual exercises with oil.

If I had time, I'd definately add 8 hours a day of traction. Just to answer some of the speculation on here about how traction works... well just like those Vietnamese women who put rings around their necks, those manlets who have their legs broken and put in traction, or people with tunnels in their ears, or africans with lip plates, you're not pulling something 'out' of the body. You are keeping it in a state of traction, the cells divide and your cock grows. Honestly it's the method I would like to use the most, but I just can't make it practical. So, it's just TSO and manual work for me.

Omg a poster that isn't a shitposter. I'm astonished.

How the fuck do you "cement" those gains?

do you have any before and after pics?

>When I get to 8.25 I'm going to just concetrate on 'cementing' those gains. Which means making them permanent.
How???

>If I had time, I'd definately add 8 hours a day of traction. Just to answer some of the speculation on here about how traction works... well just like those Vietnamese women who put rings around their necks, those manlets who have their legs broken and put in traction, or people with tunnels in their ears, or africans with lip plates, you're not pulling something 'out' of the body. You are keeping it in a state of traction, the cells divide and your cock grows. Honestly it's the method I would like to use the most, but I just can't make it practical. So, it's just TSO and manual work for me.

.....why? Why would you do this. That's a one way ticket to getting ED when you're in your mid-thirties man.

ha. Thanks.

Well, there's a certain amount of gains that are dependent on the temproarily stretched state, erection quality, etc. I guess like a 'pump' from a workout. So, you need to get bigger, but also work on a maintanence programme for a while until your basic erection is the lenght you want. I mean, the simpliest way to cement is to just keep doing your manual exercises.

I do, but I'm not posting on Veeky Forums!

I jelqed for a while along with cutting down on masturbating (didn't fall for the nofap meme, just cut out porn) and I didn't manage to do it for very long because I couldn't stop myself getting an erection while I did it. Any tips?

You don't know what you're talking about. And when you think about it for a second, you know you don't know.

No problem. More frequent workouts that are shorter. Then, when you get conditioned enough you can do the exercises while erect. I love erect bends for example (clamped with one hand at the base, and working bends, etc)

Now that we're on the subject
Os there a way to straighten my dick?
It leans to the left but when I straighten it out its 6 inches

Ok maybe it won't be that bad but putting your dick through that much punishment is good. That much damage would harm it sooner or later.

>I do, but I'm not posting on Veeky Forums!
C'mon m8. How do we know you're not trolling just so we go through with this.

>Because I was dating an African girl with a very big vagina. Never doing that again
Genuine lol

Thanks senpai. Is there a typical timescale in which you can expect to see some gains? And is there exercises that target girth? I'm not too worried about length