Do you have a Veeky Forums girlfriend?
Do you have a Veeky Forums girlfriend?
I don't even have an imaginary gf, let alone a Veeky Forums one
No i dont even got a gf.. but ima get one
I had one, but didn't love her and we broke up
No shot, I like my women insecure and dependent on me for attention. Girls who hit the gym, that's a red flag same as any other like having lots of male friends, coming from a broken family, etc.
>tfw grill who is literally 5 inches taller than me seems interested
What do?
>cottage cheese ass
>Veeky Forums
go with it. banging a giraffe is a magical experience. but dump her after you smash, it'll lower your reputation after a while
yea
You're a mad, delusional virgin faggot if you seriously believe that girl isn't hot.
>mad
as in mentally fugged, not angry
>delusional
probably
>virgin
no
>faggot
in denial, because I never fucked another man
, delusional virgin faggot
Only prostitutes.
I'm okay with it.
Yes. She is pretty fit. But doesn't really lift. Naturally built for a chick. Slim with a big ass and nice arm muscles.
I bent her over the bed last night, hiked up her skirt and came deep in her ass
>banging a giraffe
Kek
Yes.
And if you want my 2 cents, get a milf girlfriend.
Those are not that crazy and immature, they know how to cook and probably are in a good position financially.
Mine cooks me 3 meals a day, and owns the business I work for. Plus she is okay with me having one night stands occasionally, because she knows I'm a horny young man. Oh and she bought me a small appartment.
For real. Using my wife man lol....
If it makes you happy,we believe you!
Wanted to see if you were on here, I'm the guy from the other thread. Will still give money for more pictures, man...
Kinda funny. She's had 3 kids. OPs pic..
Source. It's my fucking wife and someone saved a few boudoir pics I shared lol
It's a true story breh. I know it sounds crazy
How does one into milf?
She has cellulite ridden ass. Get her to lift
Y mad?
Bro email [email protected]
Dude she just had out third kid right before this lol. She's lifting again, don't you worry.
I was a d2 athlete, you think I'm gunna let her stay unfit.
I do have to say this pic is unflattering of her booty. It's pretty nice.
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I met mine at the gym. We had some of the same interests, plus I'm a good looking guy. I believe most milfs want a fit guy who also has a mature behavior and knows how to treat a woman. They don't want immature kiddos.
Same and now that I'm with a new, hotter girl I want the old one back :'(
Sorry bro. No more pics lol
Mate it's about something else. Drop an email to that address, you'll be glad you did.
fuck you low standards piece of shit, I've fucked hotter woman when I was hungry skelington
I want my gf to get fit, but should I get her to do weights? I'd like her lean but not too bulky
Seriously bro. You're gonna want to hear this lol
I posted the pic in the hopes of finding you and made the email, it's pretty important
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came here to say this, that girl is far from fit
>Want a Veeky Forums gf
>All girls I see at the gym are vapid and superficial
I feel creepy standing by the running track for an hour in the hopes of 'bumping into' a cardiobunny
>tfw you realize she probably isn't with anybody because she's tall as shit
>My crush need to lose 40 pounds.
>get her into a diet and basic bodywheight
>she lost 10 pounds already.
I know you can do it babe,if you don't do it for me at least do it for you.
Tall girls are the patrician fetish
>being so short that a girl is taller than you
You should kill yourself faggot.
and it's my fetish
>tfw no tall grills around
>tfw 5' 9"
>Too short to completely tower over girls yet too tall to have girls tower over you
Tall girls are amazing. Wide ass, deep vagina, bubbly/goofy/insecure personalities that blossom beautifully when you care for them. It's awesome. They treat you like a prince and hang onto your every word.
It'll score you major points with the Bros despite whatever banter they'll give you. Plus, genetics for your son.
Dis
And dis
Can someone answer my question
Again bro I can't stress enough, send just one email to that address and if you don't like what I have to say, no worries. I'm talking about a silly amount of money for basically nothing lol... still mirin' your aesthetics too, no homo
what's her height?what's her weight?
Don't do it. Once she gets in shape she will realize she can have any guy she wants. She will quickly leave your pathetic broke ass.
>gf refuses to exercises
>gained 28lbs in 5 months
This is worrying
Ugh... Ok. Hold up.
Lifting weights will help her get leaner. Don't worry, girls wont get too bulky by accident (not even guys can get too big by accident). They lack testosterone, which is an essential hormone to get muscular. Just get her to do the compound excersises (squat, deadlift, bench, ohp etc) and some cardio. This combined with a good diet with lots of protein, moderate carbs and fats will get her a nice lean and fit body.
Yes my girlfriend is a ballerina in conservatory in Boston. I'll let you put 2 and 2 together on that one.
Yes
>inb4 let me fuck your wife
why would i want a girlfriend?
>thong has a tag
This triggers me to no end
1/10 no ass
is she even watching the movie? stupid slut
I sent one man. What's up
she's suckin his dick, m8
here's your (you)
ur gf is disgusting by the way
> fit
> hot
> WHAT IS READING COMPREHENSION
Not yet
>tfw qt from the gym wants to "do something together" some time
Being with a taller girl is Alpha as fuck
they are roughly the same size when under you
It will only get worse.
>worrying
>not breakup material
his dick grows out from his mid torso?
>not having a belly button dick
everyone point at this cuck and laugh!
>not having an auxiliary belly button dick
faggot
>5'9 too tall for anything
Oh boy am I glad im not that guy.
Give us some info!
I have a fiancee
>tfw she is 2 inches taller than me
>TFW no tall grill to make me huff her muff
>Tfw fucked a Veeky Forums girl
Damn, it's like sex from another planet, literally. But hot damn are they insecure as hell man.
She looks great you should post more.
Are you me?
>Tfw bearmode grill fiance who is 6'2" and lifts
Are you guys serious? I thought it was just banter but Google got me worried
gf is pole dancer for fun, not in clubs or anyhting, just training, so yeah.
Don't lie to us senpai shes a gigantic 225+ lb fatty
I'm a 5'11 manlet emperor but she is a 6'4 amazon m8.
Nah, both girls I'm dating are on the high test side.