Come on user, you've lost most your weight. Have some pizza

Yeah sure thing I have some babe, I just need to wait for some loser to walk into the gym first

I'M AN ADOOOOLT

"My cheat day is Friday"

no FAK U i'm fucking not falling for this one WOMAN. fukfukfukf

>not having foods like pizza regularly

just count your macros and eat at least 80% clean you autists

cheat meals are an eating disorder

Okay, but only if you let me ejaculate into your vagina, since that's really the only reason I'm losing weight in the first place.

>No, that pizza belongs to Chad.
Doing the lord's work user.

suprisingly resonable

But it's natural for you to eat meat, why would you bite that Italian mid-game otherwise?

>Plenty of carbs
>Good amount of protein
>1 slice usually only 150kcal
Of course I'd take some pizza. I'm not autistic like Veeky Forums

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Chads please go

Sure, I'd just plan my meals around the pizza,

I'd just eat chicken fish rice and her ass for my macros that day

>good amount of protein
>shit tier fast food pizza 'only 150kcal a slice'

lmao, feel free to eat some but don't try to justify eating fast food because of macros, the macros are fucking shit

>will you 90
>+0 home coming
>wi+h me
> ?

And this is why you shouldn't clog your brain's blood vessels by eating fat pies.

if, and only if, it fits my macros

In comes Chad:

Hey babe where my pizza?

>tfw celiac

So barca could buy him at a cut price you pleb

Sorry chad, youre too late, your girlfriends pie was pretty good tho..
>tfw cucking chad.

>asking someone out with a pizza
wat.

I ate an entire large pizza by myself today. 2560 calories, over 100 g protein, it fit my daily calories easily. I went over on saturated fat and sodium, but that doesn't matter.

fivehead

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No thanks, I'm already eating pizza right now.... while everyone else is at the gym.

This. I eat large pizzas every now and then, it fits my macros well except for sodium and saturated fat. I get my micros from salads the days I eat pizza. It's so worth it

silly pizza

you'll be all cold and tough at homecoming, imma eat you immediately instead

stupid pizzas always asking me out

>>>/reddit/

I'm a Chad so I eat all the pizza I want. Good source of delicious protons

C H A D

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No problem, I'm not cutting.

What if you just grab like 4 slices and scrape the cheese and toppings off and discard the rest so you get those casein protons?

Please fuck off and die

Srs

Worst fuckin joke ive heard all day. Makes me.feel sick and sad that somebody can find humor in such trash jokes

hold your horses samefag
no need to get your panties twisted over a stupid joke

Sorry I'm at the gym but Chad looks kinda hungry

I'll drink the protein from Chad's dick after he finishes an entire large pizza, if he wishes. No homo

Nah, don't crave that kimda stuff anymore. I can make my own pizza if I wanted to anyways, a lot healthier

I'd fuck the shit out of this girl. She makes me diamonds

i think you mean
>that PIZZA belongs to CHAD

tell her your teeth hurt if you eat cold shit.

>that forehead

SHOO
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No thanks, I have never ate pizza and don't plan on starting today.

holy fuck, the autismo ITT

Thank you fivehead.

I would eat the fucking pizza, no quibble.

Sorry, I had pizza yesterday

go fuck yourself faggot

whats wrong with pizza?
i had problems bulking so i opened a pizza restaurant and ate pizza everyday. no problems with weight gain since. true story

This is why I don't schedule cheat days. They happen all by themselves.

I'm allergic to wheat so unless that pizza is gluten free Imma have to pass

fukken underrated post right there
God I hate that autist so much

>No thanks, I have never ate pizza

haha nice one leddit

yeah fuck me for something completely out of control right

out of **my control

>I can't control my bullshit fashionable disease
Sure you can, you just have to learn to live without the attention

Not the guy your responding too, but you should go back 2 plebbit.

Get ye gone foul temptress! Show thine bosom or be gone with thee!

>brb going back to constant bouts of diarrhea and constipation because Veeky Forums said so
I mean the last few days have been warmer than usual but is it summer already? fuck

>allergic to wheat
>gluten free
Retard. Gluten sensitivity is not an allergy.

>implying I'm not dirty bulking and didn't eat most of the pizza

dat 4head tho

Not gonna make it.

I can't tell who's worse, the vegan faggots or the gluten-free faggots. All they do is whine and whine like little babies.

post a pic of yourself so I can see what "making it" looks like

Only if we can sing this.
youtube.com/watch?v=qW636Cab0tw

I thought it was funny...

>Sure. If I avoid fat for the rest of the day, I can fit some pizza into my cutting macros.
Why is Veeky Forums too autistic to accept this?

kek

Two slices of a large Dominos hand-tossed pepperoni pizza is about 25 grams of fat. Post a pic of that "making it" body that you can't fit 25 grams of fat into.

OK just have to make sure I stay in caloric deficit to cut or work the fuck out to bulk

Pizza is not the killer of gains soda is

Not Diet Coke, m8.

Fat is rarely ever the issue. You must be new here.

Shit grains, starches that come off that Pizza will set you back no matter how thin crust you make it. In return, the pizza offers no fuel and is terrible for digestive health.

Pizza...not even once.

I've been eating pizza everyday for 3 months and LOSING WEIGHT consistently.

From 102 kgs to 91.

You're all FUCKING FAGGOTS.

CALORIES IN CALORIES OUT, YOU MOUTHBREATHING RETARDS!!!

that's a big fucking forehead

vocaroo.com/i/s0nRAozrSER8

You might be losing weight, but eating that garbage still fucks with your body. You are not healthy.

>tells his vegan
>puts a pic of Suárez

Smooth irony, mate.

>tfw cutting
>went to dining hall to eat dinner
>nothing left but pepperoni pizza and vegetables
>checked mfp and 3 slices fit my macros PERFECTLY with a little calories leftover
>mfw

Lol what. Stop posting this Dr. Oz tier bullshit. If the pizza is within your macros it doesn't matter beyond the high saturated fat and sodium, and most people don't have to worry about those.

>CALORIES IN CALORIES OUT

This meme.

Oh look, another fattie defying thermodynamic laws.

retard

nigger i can eat 1200 calories in twinkies everyday and i will go skeleton mode within a year. although, i'd probably die from malnutrition

Sure, I'm on a year long bulk because I just tarting lifting. What are you going to eat though?

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