So user, why don't you have a fit boyfriend yet?

So user, why don't you have a fit boyfriend yet?

Because I got a girlfriend

Gonna pump her full all night senpai

Also I love u uncle scoobs

>tfw no bf to lift together
>tfw no bf to cook Veeky Forums meals together
>tfw no bf to wrestle before sex
>tfw no bf to have hot and manly buttsex
>tfw no bf to cuddle afterwards of said manly buttsex
>tfw no bf to play vidya together
>tfw no bf to go out on bars and get drunk together
>tfw no bf to share life together

why live brehs?

I'm a guy btw

>le fit is gay maymay

The reddit invasion is real

gtfo tripfag

I'm a Trump supporter though so that image does not apply to me

Save it for the Bern victims

It's not a meme, it's true. GTFO, tripfag.

>I'm le special snowflake, so I can tripfag all I want xD

Pls leave dyel jew

I'm a Veeky Forums institution newfags

Take your memeing back to /r/Veeky Forums and /r/fitness

But only redditors post with a username.

Im not a mentally ill male so never.

>tfw no qtpi trap gf

Rekt

>implying your trip means anything
>implying you bring anything decent to this board
>implying you lift more than me or are more swole than me

M8 take that bs out and start lifting ye shitposting twat

I post with a username to stand as a beacon against the ignorant reddit hoards.

A form of self sacrifice if you will, pretty Christlike if you want to invoke that comparison.

>le rekt may may in response to a stupid point

Veeky Forums truly is the dumbest board

>tfw no intimate interaction with a guy for the past 4+half months

kill me already

Because I look like a goddamn girl, being androgynous really fucks with people I've met.
pic related

I know your pain.
Pic related is me.

>bf

Fags are all whores

>biscum

why do u androgynous fags always hang out here


once donald trump becomes president the internet allowance for people like you will be restricted

Did you forget to turn your trip back on when you were likely highfiving one of your other posts?

You use a trip because you want attention, just like every Reddit user. It's not like it's hard to take off your trip and post since you just showed that. But you think you can get upvotes here by being being recognized when your sole purpose on a fitness board is to say everything is Reddit, contributing even less than the scum from Reddit

>
>I post with a username to stand as a beacon against the ignorant reddit hoards.
>A form of self sacrifice if you will, pretty Christlike if you want to invoke that comparison.
>
>>le rekt may may in response to a stupid point
>Veeky Forums truly is the dumbest board

Nah I was ban evading, because dumb redditors keep trying to censor my freedom of speech

>oh no no le downvotes!
>b-but he triggers me

What ever, all I have to do is throw my phone in airplane mode, exit the browser, and I'm back

And you redditors will have to deal with it

I'm practically a one man antireddit machine dedicated to truth and justice

>comes to Veeky Forums
>complains about bumb things

gtfo

>what are meme arrows

It's just another redditor using his ebin hat meme because he can't craft a response without a hail of downvotes at his back

>this is what has come of our tripfriends

so sick dude

bet you even have a gf

Daily reminder cute tomato is a dyel texan jew living with his mommy.

back to pol

holy shit, you're fucking cute.
be my qt bf.

Lol I've known this dude for about a year with a gf who was always flirty with me. I never tried anything until he told me he was a Sanders voter last week. I've fucked her about three times now. Guess you could say I socialized that pussy.

>Reddit, Reddit, Reddit

You're more annoying than any Reddit user. You're making Reddit look good when the opposition is an obsessive dyel jew who complains about memes while using memes.

You just copy and pasted another one of your posts. Even the punchline.

The Reddit invasion is real

Feels bad man. you guys are literally in the minority, in my college gays think I'm way too androgynous, and girls aren't attracted except lesbians which is okay I guess.

>reddit damage control

Holy shit reddit is PISSED

>w-we look good right?

Because it was hilarious

Get out newfaggot
>>>\reddit\

>gays think I'm way too androgynous

heteroshit, if you're going to shitpost at least make it believable.

Because I work nights.

Because my wife won't let me. But she lets me suck her boyfriend's dick so no complaints.

DONT REPLY TO THIS TRIPAG

DONT FEED THE TROLL

(he is probably from reddit)

It wasn't. Only Reddit users keep posting the same thing in hopes to get a laugh.

Sanders 2016

is scooby the girl or the guy in the relationship? Not judging just curious

Why do you think someone needs to be the female in a relationship?

>Why do you think someone needs to be the female in a relationship?

Because you can't benetrate eachother at the same time in the bum, so you either have to take turns, unless you're really flexible like that Sean Cody video.

Ah, so you're shitpost baiting, k

>tfw i remember that sc video

Because in a gay relationship there are tops and bottoms, tops tend to be more masculine and assume a male role in a tradition relationship, whereas the bottoms take on a more feminine role. I want to know which one scooby is.

Judging by their body frame, scoobs is the man

I assume you've never been in a relationship with a gay guy, because most of us are not exclusively top/bottom, but vers masterrace.
There are fem scrawny tops, as there are masc beefy bottoms.
What you're describing is a stereotype propagated by heteroscum that can't wrap their minds around how can someone simultaneously enjoy cowboy riding cock and being masculine.

no I havent been in a gay relationship yet. Will that happen once I hit a 4pl8 dl?

>4pl8

>uses terms like heteroscum
>dude faggot is offensive plz don't call us that!

nah, i don't give a shit if you call us fags

I did, he made me start lifting and we loved each other for a long time, but he did a lot of things that forced me to leave him, so now I'm alone

too many bottoms