Domino's pizza Diet

I'm conducting an experiment to prove that there is no excuse to be fat.

I want to prove to fatties that if they just eat less than their TDEE in calories, they will lose weight.

I could try explain thermodynamics to the fat fucks, but they wouldn't understand.

Instead, I want to eat nothing but 1 large Domino's pizza per day and diet soda.

The total calories in 1 medium pepperoni Dominoes pizza is around 1720 calories.

Obviously eating one medium pepperoni pizza from dominoes per day has shit macros and isn't healthy long term. But neither is being a fat fuck.

Thought's on this pepperoni pizza diet? Will this diet work for short term fat loss?

Will I become the Jared of Domino's?
>inb4 jared is a pedo

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it will work, but you'll be hungry as fuck, most likely.

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it'll be hard to keep up OP

This,plus your recovery will be shit but other than than that,you'll lose weight

Thinking about spacing it out over the day.

There are 8 slices of pizza in a medium.

2 slices for breakfast, 2 for lunch, 3 for dinner and 1 for a later snack.

I figure if I chug diet soda before and after, the carbonation and liquid should keep my filled.

Doesn't matter people won't accept facts, theyve made up their mind that they can't lose weight

Yes, but my goal is to chronicle the process and turn into a blog or youtube video.

Hoping to lose 15lbs in a month.

they will just say you have privileged fit genetics and that you have no right to speak about weight loss. Dont do it mang

>Hoping to lose 15lbs in a month.
you must be huge

A doctor did this exact same thing with twinkies and ding dongs and shit. Unfortunately, your target audience will be deaf to this. You only have us that'll listen, bro.