I hate the gym and it's culture how do I get lumber jacked by doing fun physically exhausting outdoor activitys

I hate the gym and it's culture how do I get lumber jacked by doing fun physically exhausting outdoor activitys

By doing fun physically exhausting outdoor activities

Just sleep all night and work all day. I'm sure you'll be okay.

Chop down trees and carry the lumber up and down hillsides 1 x 15 years

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What culture? Why do you care what other people do when you're trying to work out? Seems like you're more concerned with your own appearance than actually changing yourself.
Good luck.

I bet you wish you were a girlie just like your dear papa

the only people who think there is "gym culture" are people who don't go to the gym.

Suck as many cocks as possible everyday.

>Real muscles from real work
>Not fake muscles from gym
>I'm a pussy

On one hand I wish weak little bitches like you would just die, but then who would I use as a human shield in case of a terrorist attack?

Who would I throw on the grenade so I can get with the hotties at the bar?

Who would me and my friends laugh at?


Good thing my wishes don't come true, it would be a lonely world.

>implying

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chop wood and saw down trees (only retards try to chop down trees)

This.
Muscles are grown from progressive overload and force in a direction that they are supposed to contract in.
Doing the same shit every day hits a few muscle groups and eventually stops development once your body gets used to it.
The working man's body is a myth. People with decent bodies do more exercise than work, get over your aversion to doing that little bit extra.

Gym bro culture I mean sure it doesn't really matter but I have social anxiety and as silly as it sounds the vibe of the gym fucks with my abilities to perform at my best I need calm and tranquility to zone out
And push myself beyond my mental cap

Yes yes I know I'm autismo or whatever

My dad was a coke addicted weight lifter a terrible man but far from a pussy
God why am I defending my father on a Korean loli board kill me

This is why I'm here I'm not here to hate on the gym I'm here to learn how to make the woods my gym I'm not actually talking about being a lumber jack common guys I get gym rats aren't the smartest bunch but seriously its called a pun

It's never okay to be just okay

If you're so much smarter than us gym rats, why haven't you figured this out on your own already?

I'm not I'm making a joke at your expense it's Veeky Forums lighten up pal

Well do go on
What's your advice and please only respond if you practice this life style I'm not looking for an outsider looking in

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So you never wanted to go to the gym in the first place? Well in any case, make sure you eat your lunch and go to the lavatory.

You're going on about smarts and you post that incomprehensible gibberish.
I'm a medfag, not some gymbro. Don't go onto a board and immediately start talking shit; going on about taking a 'superior approach' to fitness is inherently derogatory to other approaches.

Well are you going to actually post anything worth note or are you going to do exactly what you're preaching against also I'm a billionaire space cowboy so ha

Well that's pretty much all I do, I just cut down trees and maybe skip and jump all day. Chicks think I'm pretty rugged so idgaf.

>it would be a lonely world
>implying

But how do you get a full body workout from just that and that's good man but I want to train like the Greeks and vikings did if only there was a way without having to pay out the ass for new age boot combat methods

It's best to ignore reeees

I'm probably asking to much from this board :/

Gym bro culture only exists on the internet. 99% of people go to the gym to do their workouts and leave. Stop being stupid.

I don't like being in a room surrounded by sweaty people grunting and exercising in there own world I'm all for team work but individuals doing there own things while being sweaty and loud offends me on a subconscious level and makes it hard for me to meditate trust me i know it's fucking stupid
Sorry for using the word gym bro it's just what came to mind for lack of a better term
I also fucking hate being stared at by strangers at the gym while I work out