Daily Reminder

Daily Reminder

HAHAHA BENIS :DDDDD

>check for areas that feel tender
The whole testicle is tender

>implying i give a fuck

i'll just chop my dick and testes off if it gets cancer

N-no homo right guys?

I had an infection of my left ball 2 years ago. I had to take some antibiotics for two weeks and then everything was healed again. This day im feeling a slight pain in said testicle again. I hope its no infection again

lol its penis

>had a vasectomy at 21
>can't tell what's a tumor and what's scar tissue


This will trigger some mongoloid.

I just get the gym shower officer to do it for me

Stop fucking dirty sluts.

Jokes on you. I havent had sex in years

Any regrets? 21 here thinking of the same procedure.

is there a guide on how to not pop an erection while at a hospital

i had to get surgery done near my groin area, and i don't know how i didn't pop an erection with all the beautiful healthcare workers and nurses around. Someone was grabbing my dick and shaving it, I felt some blood and movement, but I kept biting my cheek and thinking of horrible things.

No. There's apparently an increased risk of prostate cancer iirc, but other than that there are literally no downsides, ~.',*especially*,'.~ if you want kids eventually or think you'll change your mind; if you can't afford to have a reversal or surgical intervention, you can't afford to have a child.

I fucking hate doing that to myself

I'm so sensitive about my balls it makes me feel weird

dude everyone gets hard when operated on. doctors and nurses talk mad shit when the patient is unconscious. it doesn't matter, why are you scared of someone seeing your pee pee? who cares, just own it.

Then you have ballsackitis

benis

>When the dick doesn't hang lower than the balls

>when your morning wood is easily an inch and a half more than your regular boner.
Juice me rich.

i have a lump on the bottom of both of my testicles that is hard and small but it comes and goes. i only ever feel it really when i'm in the shower

i even went to a doctor and they ultrasound'd my nuts and basically said we have no clue what this is

so yeah i've got some weird lumps that come and go and they'll probably turn into cancer in 20 years

/blog

BENIIIIIS :DDDDD

das it mane

>>This kills the benis :DDDDD

>doctors and nurses talk mad shit when the patient is unconscious

I really struggle with this. How do you get over it?

Do what that one dude did and record the audio while you're being operated on. He sued the shit out of the doctors that made fun of his dick while he was out.

lmao source? i fucking hate doctors, would love if that were true

What does it mean when they're too sensitive to do this?

Just to expand on this, I can take being called names (to an extent, I guess) but it's the fact that I would be in a defenseless position while that was going on

Probably epeditimitis. It's a minor infection where the stuff in your sack clumps and gets shitty. Sometimes it goes away on it's own. I get it time and again. If it starts to hurt, go into the doctor's. If it gets to a painful stage and isn't treated it can result in infertility.