Am I at a strip club or a gym?

Am I at a strip club or a gym?

I seriously can't even concentrate with all these half naked women walking around my gym.

I know I'm the 1,000,000th guy to complain about this, but shit is absolutely unreal these days.

Get a home gym or find a less distracting gym.

So I've seen the photos of nearly-nude women at the gym, but I've never seen such a problem in my gym. You might consider a different gym? Or maybe you could get back at them by also going nude.

Go to a gay gym with your own kind,homo.

Mankini squats for maximum visual effect

> 2016
> not having your own home gym in your garage.

Stop being a broke fucking pauper and get on my level family member.

Sounds like a great gym. You gay guy? Wanna dock dicks later? Get some phallus-on-phallus rubbing action going on? Hump a little tip-to-tip, grabbin' genitals til we make a little mess? Kiss a little while we clean up?

Girl today at my gym was wearing volleyball shorts and a tank top. This is the norm.

I like to separate work and play. I.E. I don't want tits in my face while I'm trying to work.

keep telling yourself that Latent Larry..

Try going to a commercial gym in Brazil at peak hour. Shit is literally hell,if you don't fap before going prepare for neverending boner

This is sexy
How do I get my garage like this?

Nice feet

don't worry the gym fad is about to become overpopulated and die off end of this year

To be fair thats not much different from what a lot of dudes wear is it?

who fucking complains about this? enjoy it OP

Every girl on IG does softcore porn now. They all post pics of themselves doing squats in the most revealing clothing possible. They know exactly what they're doing. It's the principle of it that's annoying, they go to the gym for male attention.

are there any men only gyms? Women have their exclusive gyms but it seems every male space has been invaded by attention whoring women these days

>complaining about hot women
you're weak-willed, autistic, gay or a mixture of these.

what is wrong with you.

That's the dream but it ain't ever gonna happen so long as I live in the most expensive area of the country, where even my meager studio apartment is close to $2000 a month.

Either look at their ass since they want attention or stop complaining and focus on your workout.

Only problem I can think of is getting huge boners in public.

this thread is fucking pathetic. getting mad at women trying to look good is just about the most school-shooter attitude conceivable. you guys are borderline elliot rodger tier because the women who make you feel intimidated and rejcted have invaded your men only space, lmao.

...only to be reborn on the first of January

That nose looks so wet. I want to kiss it

In a similar vein to this: literally just ignore them. Nothing is forcing you to pay attention to them, Jesus...

That's a pretty normal outfit for s woman at the gym. Grow up and get over yourself

I agree with OP. Never hurts to have a good thing to look at in the gym now and again, but fuck.. it's a fuckin whore parade everytime I'm in there. I just want to lift god damn it

this, you are a no gains dyel fattie so staring at them will make the issue go away

I work out at home to avoid this shit. Being in a stinking germ infested sweat hole with women walking around showing their asses off makes me feel like a legit chimp. They are the reason gyms are so filthy too. Their sweaty axe slits leaking all over everything.

>$2000 a month.

Jesus fucking Christ....

Are you freakin serious???

Do you have ANY IDEA how retarded that is?

>literally just ignore them. Nothing is forcing you to pay attention to them, Jesus...

Now imagine you had written what you just wrote without using the word literally. Would it make any difference? No? So why the fuck are you using the word "literally", you conformist piece of shit?

I know exactly where you guys are coming from but I notice I let it get to me mostly when I haven't had sex and I let the resentment and the frustration take over me.

I remember having Elliot-tier thoughts like "You deserve to be raped, you whore. Who do you think you are, teasing ME like that?"... and then I'd have flashbacks to her being fucked by all the gym alphas while beta losers pay her college tuition and buy her stuff just for existing.

But then... I don't know. I grew up. I realized I was being a little bitch and that the world owes me nothing and I've been happier ever since.

Not happy. But happier.

Nothing beats letting reality slap you in the face. If you suck, get better.

>tfw ignore girls at gym

>just do my routine and leave

who cares?

Whats the best hour to go to the gym?

Fuck off Ahamed

dude fuck off. anytime someone questions the behavior of attention whores, white knight cucks like you come out of the woodwork to call people virgins, inexperienced, and insecure. eat a dick.

I don't mind whores that actually do something. But in my gym, there are always at least 3 cunts walking on the running track with their fucking yogapants. They just walk with their smartphone for 20 minutes hoping that every guy who runs looks at their asses. I just don't get what satisfaction they get from doing this...

On the one hand no one really does make you look at them.
On the other hand a lot of them definitely are attention whores.
On the third non-existent hand I enjoy looking at hot girls in revealing clothes so it wouldn't bother me much.

1200-1530
Most quiet hours I find, barely a soul in there
If you work a 9-5 though then I'd say early morning before work is best because again, not many people

Easy to fix, walk out of the babyweight and machine section and go to where the free weights are

Stop being such a fucking faggot and focus on your work out

this

Also, I love women so why would I not love semi-dressed women?

As I am reading this thread I'm on the stair master half naked. U mad pussi? I get sweaty as shit and I take off most of my shiet

Yeah but you look like a dude

>confirmed dude

>>complaining about hot women
>you're weak-willed, autistic, gay or a mixture of these.
>what is wrong with you.

This

Fuck you and your opinion OP

here's the attention you want

yeah i know what you mean man. if women can wear practically bikinis in the gym why can't i take my shirt off? it gets in the way of benching and OHP

Pls wipe down the equipment when you're done

What's your dental routine?

post tits

good on ya. I like it when women dress like this at the gym. Why are fit/tards so mad that women are working out and look good while working out. keeps my test up.

1. Learn English
2. Get breast implants

>Jawline that can bite through licence plate
>confirmed shark

>Sara Piana asks if you have spot her
>Rich is supersetting squats and a meal that doesn't count nearby

What do you do?

go to your thread

Ask to see those tits, not because they're arousing me, but because I don't understand them.

Baking soda+floss+brushing twice a day!
Exactly, and I'm just super confident about myself and I like to make others motivated. If people gets intimidated by some bitch in a skimpy clothing then they don't deserve to lift in a first place lol first work on their mental issues.

>giant balloon tits

id spot her and then invite rich piana to a slap boxing competition and make a new friend with a mutant.

we will go on adventures together and i will stop the government from experimenting on him

I heard baking soda deteriorates enamel or some shit and leaves them sensitive in the longterm. What's your experience with that? Are your teeth sensitive?

exactly

my gf dresses like you and im ok with it.

Feel sorry for you. My gf is as fit as you but was blessed with double D tits. No matter how hard you work out, you will never have beautiful tits because of genetics. GG

tits are overrated

id take a nice stomach over some bags of fat desu

Why not have both?

not sure why but ever since I started hitting the gym im more of a glutes guy

tits are just there, nothing special

>That Image

Yeah but you're less likely to get C Diff or AIDS from a dumbbell.

Worst you can get at the gym is staph and even then it's easily preventable by wiping down the equipment before and after use.

I'm sure the my backyard has more bacteria than my toilet but I'm not gonna touch my toilet bowl with my bare hands.

He probably lives in NY like I do. Or worse he's in San Francisco.

$1200 is probably the lowest you can go with studio apartments in Manhattan and it'll probably be in a very inconvenient neighborhood.

im a glutes and leg guy too. ill pay for the fake tits i dont care

Sorry about your dad

Why do you dress like a whore? No one wants to see or smell your dead fish storage holding cell pussy.

Oh, and here's your (You).

who cares what her dad thinks?

dib dat bedora

>not squatting toilet seats

I just use baking soda once a month kinda deal, and I also use crest whitening strip once in 5 months. I highly recommend it

Anyways, I'm gonna shower now. But really, if some of you are really intimidated by just a chickies in some sexy outfit... Do you really need to focus on building muscle? Why not mental and confidence issues first? Lel it boggles my mind how someone can be triggered by such a little things

Actually I'm in San Jose.

San Francisco, a studio would be closer to $3000

before you go...

ar...are you in London?

Oh it's cool he died

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>who cares what her dad thinks

Or doesn't think kek

Attention whores usually have daddy issues.

>inb4 white knight brigade

I think it's insecurity or jealousy

I know that I acted that way when I was fat, cause I was bitter other dudes were with fit girls and I wasnt. now I see fit girls and appreciate it cause I understand the work that goes into it.

now im fit and still single but thats another issue lol

A free strip club with women doing outrageous poses.

In closer proximity and all for free.

I'm having a hard time complaining.

Makes me focus harder on my workouts IMHO. In between sets/resting I have to focus on not staring like an idiot though.

That's because you're a virgin, inexperienced, and insecure. You have control over your own thoughts you worthless animal. You're being dishonest with yourself if you say you don't have self-determination because you'd have to face you're just garbage.

>why am I saying, of course you are a worthless animal

>white knight

hell nah i just like fit chicks and i dont mind watching fit girls in skimpy outfits. why shame something i like?

k

I think Veeky Forums's getting too deep for me to handle. I legitimately can't tell how much of this is some kind of lame double reverse flip irony trolling and how much is more like serious cries for help from the emotionally retarded.

>almost naked women showing off ass
>dance music
>guys sweating
I feel you OP. The worst thing is that all those qt bunnies have a bf with them. How the fuck did those DYEL get them?

Do you not have porn? Do you not talk to girls? How desperate are you that you need to gaze at attention whores at the gym? Are you like 14 seeing your first titty lol? Because otherwise I don't understand how the billionth ass in short shorts is SOOOO great that you need to come to some vapid attention whores defense. It's really just kind of old at this point.

if you have a good body, why not show it off

stop deluding yourselves, you care what other people think. everyone wants approval. I do, you do.

also, it might just be comfy. would you work out in baggy jeans?

why you so mad though? Why is it so bad to look at good looking girls to you? im not defending that vapid attention whore. im defending all attention whores. i like the way they look while im working out. they look good it makes me feel good since men are visual creatures. cry more faggot. oh and i talk to girls my gf dresses just like that when she hits the gym and i approve.

Hurr fucking durr faggot
If you are still able to get boners at the gym you're not lifting heavy enough
If you get distracted by tits you're not focused enough
faggot

>2016
>Not rotating the pic

Think of it as turning on the radio and they're playing some top 40 hit for the bazillionth time. It just kind of becomes annoying after a while.

Every time I log into social media I see a million chicks posting videos of them doing squats from a lewd angle. Or I see them posting pics of their "booty building". Like, we get it, you want attention. Cool.

You honestly sound insecure as fuck that like you need to prove you're heterosexual "HEY GUYS LOOK AT ME I LIKE TITS AND ASS, HA YEAH MAN DID YOU SEE HER ASS? ITS SO NICE AND ROUND. I LOVE ASS. DONT YOU LOVE ASS BRO?"

Faggots like you are the reason every girl nowadays thinks she deserves the world and more. Because you worship the ground they walk on any and every time they do the smallest thing.

when did i worship? when did i say i wouldnt slap the bitch down if i needed to? theres nothing wrong with looking at something you like.

you sound insecure yourself trying to sound so tough by saying "hurr durr women are horrible to look at because they want attention."

>work at planet gayness
>supposed to correct men, no jeans, no low cut tanks, nothing provocative
>women we're supposed to leave alone and not even comment because they apparently bitch and complain to corporate and claim we're sexist and MUH feminisms

I wish my gym had fit girls

the only really hot/fit girl ive seen came in one morning. I only care about training when im there, but I dont mind eye candy either.

at least I can focus I guess

Any non commercial gym (powerlifting, oly weightlifting, general strength) will have a lot less of this shit because people are there to work out, not for attention

>I'm super confident
>that's why I haven't posted in this thread since I got BTFO

I know people will call me gay but yeah I agree they don't even work out most of them are just there for the attention, they just ocuppy machines and act like whores

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women are not that much affected by guys showing muscles as men are by women showing anything, also I do it because I like to see my own muscles I know women don't care, women however do it just to get their shitty attention

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>fuck oooooofffff
>stop making me face the horrible truth of what I really am
>fuck ooooooooooooooooooooooooffff