*cilck*

>*cilck*
>*click*
>*ding*
A robber is now if your house. All your training has lead to this. How do you use your gains to survive?

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Barter using my rare pepes

bjj that motherfucker

I have a german shepard

I get the fuck out and then call the police.

I have people who depend on me, and who doesn't live in my house.

There's no need for me to risk my life unnecessarily in a physical confrontation.

I have better things to do.

showing off dem cardio gains. good choice

What would Chad do?

Using my gains? I wouldn't, I would probably use a gun or call the cops. I lift because I like the way I feel when I do and it makes me look better and feel healthier. If you think doing SS and shitposting on Veeky Forums is going to do you any good in a fight with a burglar you're delusional m8.

>"HEIGHT"
>I tower over him
>"FACE"
>my handsome, masculine bone structure intimidates him as he backs out the door he came in
>"FRAME"
>my massive shoulders smash through the doorframe and surrounding wall as I follow him out the door
>at this point he is screaming, he defecates all over himself in fear and proceeds to turn himself in at the nearest police station

>I celebrate with piping hot slice of PIZZA

chad owns a glock pistol 9mm