What are your "no"s Veeky Forums?

i dont date girls with ugly feet and i dont eat raw tomatos

One can always tell a person by how they speak about others

Where r proofs

>ForYoo

NoGf
NoJob
NoReasontolive

Well every last weekend of the month I set myself a wilderness challenge. I usually go for at least three nights. Sometimes more

I'll go and find a nice nature reservation or something like that, dump my car, and go into the wilderness with nothing but a small knife, a tomahawk, a pair of boots and some shorts and a T-shirt regardless of season.

THATS IT

I try to see how long I can last with the bare minimum. I do shit like cover myself in dirt for heat, create blankets out of woven leaves, catch wildlife and eat it, catch dysentery, create springtraps and punji sticks and all that stuff.

When I come back I'm usually pretty hungry and near hypothermic but fuck me I feel like a real man. There's an ocean of testosterone flowing through me afterwards. My cock is generally thrashing around in my pants like a caged greyhound on Monday morning when I roll up to work with twigs still in my beard and a belly full of squirrel.

Longest I managed was like two weeks but got picked up by the park rangers on this massive bird sanctuary. They never found out I ate some of their birds.

I guess that counts as like "no modern life" or something?

I just need to find a Viking shield maiden to join me now like pic related.

NoSugar
NoFap (I allow myself to watch porn, but try to minimise it)
No hot water (also do cold showers, they really do help your skin a lot)
NoDairy (rare exceptions include cheese on pizza or whatever, I avoid whey and casein like the plague though, also avoid chocolate etc.)
NoPoo (cold water only, my hair has no scent confirmed by various third parties)
NoAlcholol (for me this means no dialy/morning drinks alone anymore, I only drink when I'm out now)

These things have all worked out really well for me, I've never looked or felt better.

>bare minimum
>requires a shield maiden

are you leveling up to fight a red dragon or something?

alright. will try. cheers mate.

>NoMemes (helps me not be a faggot)

No soy

Sucks that I live in Western europe, where there's barely any wildlife to be caught, and the forests are only a few km big

damn. lucky you...

M8 I'm from England, St George killed the last Red Dragon ages ago. The fucking cuck. Should've left it for me to tackle the bastard.

I did actually invite a lass to come with me once and she made it about 300 metres into the woods and noped. I think she thought I was going to rape her.

What you on about pal Western Europe is absolutely ripe for adventuring. Especially old cold war era abandoned areas!
Side note my great great great grandfather was at Rorkes Drift so I try to channel what his life must've been like without our modern luxuries.
Not that I can say anything I do partake in them too.

>catch dysententry
You fuck up your health once a month just to feel manly?

When I go on weird adventures I don't always catch dysentery but when I do....

Got it once pal. Thatll teach me for drinking downstream from an animal carcass. Should've checked.

Nothing feels manlier than ruining the office's shitter for hours on monday with half digested squirrels, to be honest.

This guy knows what the fuck is up

NoLimits

soda is ruinous for hair desu

youtube.com/watch?v=QAB1QRxtrIo

Do pics from CBT threads count as porn?

>no hot water

fucking disgusting, wash yourself

no nos and no rules

>tfw you actually can't afford any of these but pretend it's your lifestyle

nofap
I almost lasted two weeks last time and I felt great in those two weeks.

no homo

BREHS

youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU

That reminds me of my parents.

When I grew up my parents decided against vaccinating me. They were those anti-vaxxers, the idiots who believe in purity and the nature fallacy. You know the one that states that just because something is natural - it's good for you. They also believed vaccines gave you autism.

So one spring three years ago I was out in the wilderness and I got bit by a Fox, I kid you not. And because I wasn't vaccinated against shit, I had to go to the hospital and get all kinds of shots.

And then it got worse. Not only am I not vaccinated against anything, but reading your post gave me autism anyway.

>no processed food
No, you're eating processed food and you just don't know it.

>woven leaves
>dirt for heat,not staying cool in summer heat
>bare minimum

Sorry but I require proofs, as a meme-tier >>out man myself, you sound like the guy who watches survivor man and fantasizes about doing that "one-day",you pretty much hit all the trigger points.

I actually am not an anti vaxxer at all. Your parents are fucking retarded. Even in olden times before modern medicine physicians knew the value of building up immunities and providing protection against certain diseases.

Also I'm not anti modern world whatsoever. I just do it every now and then to push myself and test myself and get in touch with that primal side.

I like being able to fap to traps on the internet and order myself a pizza through my TV byt sometimes I just gotta cover myself in mud and kill innocent forest wildlife while letting out a predator like scream

>no fap
>no vidya
>no nail biting

Recovering 10-hours-a-day gamer here. Haven't touched a game in 15 days.

How'd you stop biting your nails?

Why?

>And then it got worse. Not only am I not vaccinated against anything, but reading your post gave me autism anyway.
keked

How do I stop vidya? How do I focus on more productive things?

Haven't touched a game in 4 months here. Congrats, and it gets easier man.

Get your shower facts together boys .-)

Not him, but what finally got me off games completely was the simple act of installing Linux.

During my undergrad I quit games through willpower alone (worked for a year, I was a diamond SCII player before this among other obsessive mrpg shit so I had to quit cold turkey), but I would still relapse when old friends showed me something or there was a 4craft game (minecraft factions with each of the Veeky Forums boards) on etc. Given my major it really fucked with my life binging for 1-2 weeks on something and to be completely honest I stopped enjoying vidya a long time ago.

Now in grad-school and I removed temptation completely by storing/giving away my hardcopies and installing a linux distro that makes it difficult to use your computer for anything other than work and browsing the web.

Been vidya free for 3 years now, I couldn't be happier, I've had so much more real world relationships and adventures. When I get bored now I think about either exercising, going out with friends/meeting new people or working on my research. Vidya doesn't even cross my mind.

Linux saved my life.

No broscience. So your entire post, basically.

Come with me some time if you want brother.

If we get trapped in a storm though I will rape you, gut you and use you as a sleeping bag. The weak must make way for the strong.

and not a single source was cited that day

hardest thing ever. It takes pure willpower and no hardships in life for me at least. Whenever I get stressed, I go to town on my poor nails. They look horrendous. Relapsed like 3 times the last year.

I deleted Steam. It helps. I reinstalled three times and downloaded the game i wanted. Whenever i was finished, I deleted Steam again in disgust. Finally I had the discipline to not download it again.

Doing other stuff is hard. I am still a lot on my comp fucking around on youtube and whatnot.

Download an app for your phone to measure your time spent on things. I recommend "Toggl". Categorise time on things like food, grooming, sleep, training, books, hobbies (in my case guitar and duolingo) and procastination. You get a nice pie chart to look at of all the time you spend on procrastination. It's fucking alot and you will be disgusted and more focused on quitting as result.

Download Stay Focusd to the PC to block stupid sites like facebook and gaming sites. Unfollow everyone on facebook except your family and CLOSE friends as an alternative or supplement.

Find an app that removes or "herp derp's" youtube comments, and another that hides stupid channels like gaming channels. You can also hide keywords. I try to remove everything that does not help me. Youtube should be for documentaries and self improvement.

This has helped me immensely. Good luck. I was a hopeless case. I am making it.

Thanks bruh. I don't even want to play games anymore. Only problem is Hearts of Iron 4 that I want to try out when it comes out.

I forgot to add that I sold my gaming desktop. I only have a 5 years old gaming laptop. I still had a big screen for it and keyboard and mouse. I packed all that equipment away and sent them home to my parents.

I like this and I like breaking bad habits in general.
This week, I'm not buying anything for instance. I have a habit of buying small stuff all the time, like protein bars or just food or whatever (Live in the city). So I decided nope, I'm not gonna buy anything for awhole week. After awhile, you've formed a new habit of not being a consumer and that's how habits are formed.

>mfw i workout 6 times a week
>mfw i work 5 days a week
>mfw i see my girlfriend 4 times a week
>mfw i manage to load up dota 7 dats a week

You have an addiction problem if you can't balance video games (or whatever hobbies you enjoy) with your "social" life.

>linux distro
Fuck user.

You sound like me /b/ro. I'm going to give this a try. Thanks for posting this up. Just need to backup on relevant documents and then I'll make the switch to linux once I figure out how.

Cheers goo night1

underrated

I know.

It's also why I limit my alchohol intake (lot of people in my family died achololism, I don't know if addiction in general is genetic, but if it is I'm fucked).

whats wrong with reasont olives m8?

Am I the only person that can instantly tell from the excessive usage of "like" that this person made up the story?

Sounds like you watched some documentaries and tried narrating a figurative story based on it.

Top Kek.

You know, you could simply use a sensitive organic Shampoo without sodium laureth sulfate and alcohol instead.

I know he made it up, but that is something I've always wanted to do (everything is fucking fenced off in my state though) so I want to humour him.

So the best would be cold shower your head/ hair and warm shower your Body.

No, the best you could do is worrying about retarded bullshit such as what temperature your showers have and instead put energy into one of the numerous other things that actually matter.

>he fell for the roosh v memes

Not*

How cold must the water be to be determined cold?

What do you use instead of shampoo? Also are you black

Piggybacking on this, is lukewarm the best of both worlds, or a total waste of time?

When people say that they have cold showers, do you mean literally as cold as your shower will go, or just sort of half way between that and lukewarm? Because that's the most I can tolerate for more than about 30 seconds

Turn your shower on just enough to get water. As cold as it will go.

It has to be exactly 11 degrees C cold. If it's any warmer, it will dry out your skin and if it's any colder your pores will close up and the water won't clean them thus causing an increase in acne.

So hard that you cannot take it because pain and suffering is good.

Signed, American philospher

Yes. You can work your way up to it by starting hot and then alternating periods of cold. Within a month or two you should get yo 100% cold.

Are you me?
If a girl dont train her feet imma gtfo of there nigga footfetish

>no diet drinks
>no candy
>no girls allowed

>no GF

i start out luke warm for about 10 seconds then turn the hot water completely off.

>Even in olden times before modern medicine physicians knew the value of building up immunities and providing protection against certain diseases.
t. Mithridates

>What are your "no"s Veeky Forums?
no falling for these stupid memes