Redpill me on why I should stop enjoying this delicious energy packed beverage

taurine will fuck you up in the long run

>muh taste

It doesn't actually taste good but your sugar and caffeine addicted brain has fooled you.

>muh energy

You can get caffeine pills for much cheaper, but you should probably stop that as well, tolerance builds up fast and you'll need it to just feel normal.

people take Taurine as a supp though

t. goof

Found the turbo autist

Only 14 Cod kids drink that shit.

Found the 14 Cod kid

Year old*

thats not how caffeine works. caffeine is not energy, but it gives you the feel of energy. you sound uneducated or like a 45 years old mom

Prove me wrong. You're paying for the "taste", which is horrible but you wouldn't know because you're a soda addicted child.

let me guess, youre that loser who said chalk is for weak babies with no grip?

"caffiene is not energy, but it gives you the feel of energy"

Caffiene stimulates the brain's production of epinephrine through a series of blocking adenosine and binding to cells

Lmao monster

Try SPIKE or BANG

Literally the best energy drinks on the market. BANG is a favorite among local powerlifters here and SPIKE is shilled by t nation but is fucking great (unlike some of their miracle products)

Never tried these. Shill me more

>lmao x, try x instead

energy drinks are popular with normies so 4channers hate them

Imo that ultra white monster is the best one to hit the shops really nice taste

No. Why do you think what I said is as stupid as that? I'm not being a "tough guy" by telling others energy drinks are a waste of money.

step it up senpai

lol sorry the way you typed reminded me of him.

anyway, what's wrong with paying for the "taste" when it's sugar and calorie free?

Man fuck you just Google it I'm not a shill I'm not here to baby your bitch ass. If you care you'll look it up, if not, who gives a shit?

Fucking faggot

this niggas butt blasted

You say that as if your implying its replacing calories. In case anyone is wondering that is 100% wrong

Energy drinks were all the rage when i was a teen. Man 10-11 years ago we had nothing besides Rock star, NOS, monster, full throttle and red bull all original flavors.

They're sodas with energy complexes and nothing else. If you think carbonated corn syrup with fake flavoring is good tasting, you either have a deformed taste pallet or you're 15.

hey dude i got some news for you

OPs energy drink aint got any sugar or calories

science is some crazy shit, huh?

Because a 12 oz. cup of drip coffee has as much energy and is usually $2 cheaper.

yeah but coffee is yucky

You should drink 4 of them a day

Dont stop until you can feel your heartbeat through your sternum

Coffee has more good things and less bad things in it.
If you prefer the taste of Minster though and it's calorie free I guess it's not that bad. I occasionally enjoy a diet soda from time to time as well.

prefer vyvanse tbqh

my boy

Because you are basically paying premium price for a coffee with sweeteners and gas.

So did the original Ultimate Orange, but I choked it down in my day.

Ugh, if a copper penny had a sweaty taint, that's what Ultimate Orange tasted like.

mom detected

They're expensive as fuck. Get some cheap diet soda and some caffeine pills, or just drink coffee

Haven't you seen that video of Rich slap boxing with the epitome of a Veeky Forumsizen?

What happened?

Read the first post you responded to again.

Because a drink called "bang" is better and has multiple flavors while retaining zero calorie

>tfw addicted as fuck
>tfw coffee is much cheaper

just fuck my wallet up senpai

>the original energy drink

Most of those canned energy drinks taste like cough medicine. The only ones I can handle are the Monster Rehabs, which are tea-based, and I only have them on road trips. Black coffee is the GOAT. Accept no substitutes.

Uh, but thats true

Bang has creatine in it. It gets me much more pumped than monster. I'm a baldlet though, so I try to take it sparingly

just drank a lemon flavored one
tasted like shit, never again

carbonated water, citric acid, erythritol, sodium citrate, natural and artificial flavors, panax ginseng root extract, taurine, sucralose, caffeine, sorbic acid, benzoic acid, acesulfame potassium, l-carnitine, l-tartrate, niacinamide, d-calcium pantothenate, sodium chloride, d-glucuronolactone, inositol, guarana seed extract, pyridoxine hydrochloride, maltodextrin, pyridoxine hydrochloride, maltodextrin, cyanocobalamin.

The rockstar ones are absolute dogshit compaired to the sugar free monsters faM
Not even close

yEs. thE PUNcheD ONe is gReat.

Anyone else?

Makes me think of a dildo. I want it.

pretty sure zero cal monsters dont have aspartame

How do you know how a sweaty taint tastes like?

>buying a drink LITERALLY called erectile dysfunction

faggots. pic related is GOAT and the fruit punch flavored one too, but that ones got a lot of calories. do not mistake it for this one, this one tastes like shit

>your body relies on those for energy instead of itself, so its not producing energy

I wish they would sell these in austria I want to try the Zero Ultra so bad. Pic related is what I sometimes buy they are fucking delicious

>not doing the best pre workout

lmao enjoy lethargic lifts fags

Were you energized for 15 hours?

Where my patrician brothers at?

>3 x 5 = 15
duuuuh. no shit genius. its basic math did u even go to school dumbass

While you're arguing about SPIKE and BANG, CHAD is eating PIZZA while you are working HARD

Not sure, but you probably shouldn't take a stimulant before you work out, that is if those have caffeine in them.

don't insult lord genova you pisshead

>delicious

>The new strawberry limeade

I don't even like energy drinks but that shit is delicious.

>I just really enjoy the taste so it's well worth the money, it's not like I'm addicted to caffeine and sugar

Yeah, it is. Just had it the other day.
The regular one that I posted there is a bit of an acquired taste and will fuck you up if you're not an 'experienced' energy drink-drinker.

>not taking sketch ass energy pills from the armenian gas station
>2016

>Zero calories
>energy drink
Pick one.

>agree
You wouldn't drink coke or bru, so just stick to water boyo

And don't ask people to "redpill" you ken

if you drink one in the morning/afternoon and work out at night the crash fucks up your workout

t. me

i prefer those to coffee as they are non sugar non calorie drinks that deliver up to 240 mg of caffeine. they taste great but are expensive if you plan on having them daily.

>"don't eat that proteins son, they cause liver problems, here have some healthy piece of cake. Don't worry it's homemade!"

who here drinks ENERGY DRINKS AFTER WORKING OUT

I know a guy who had to goto the hospital and almost dieded because he drank a whole glass full of it lel

Well for one, theres no sugar or calories in it you dumb fuck.

And for another
>he drinks things because he likes the taste!

Go die.

all he is saying is that somebody might get used to the caffeine and feel tired and sluggish without it. you fucking autists.

Spike used to be sold by Tnation as an actual preworkout in pill and powder form. It was fucking legit.

Then the red bull fad hit and they realized they could can it and sell it to normies at 7-11 (only place I've seen them).

They taste good, zero calories, and have like 300mg of caffeine along with other stereotypical preworkout shit. Other user wasn't lying, very legit.

Also they come in the tiny cans so you don't feel bloated as fuck afterwards.

Zero calories, zero problems

You're completely missing the point, retard.

I drink the Absolute Zero version, simply for the caffeine, taurine and niacin.

10/10 recommend better than pre-workouts since DMAA got banned in Australia in 2012.

>he's wrong in 5 different ways
>I'm-I mean he is just saying something else guys you're autists!

Caffeine is terrible for your heart.
If you like your heart, lay off the caffeine.

>Implying heart health matters

OP, caffeine is awesome and you can use it for gains. If you care about your "heart" and "longevity", you're never gonna make it brah

This. Firstly.

And then this.
If you're just looking for the adrenaline rush, go with the shots. 5 hour has 200mg per shot and 235mg for the extra strength. 16 oz monster has somewhere between 140mg and 170mg depending on which can of colorful flavored shitpiss you're having. Keep in mind it's more than likely the sugar that keeps you coming back as caffeine alone is not a fast acting stimulant at those doses. Sugar on the other hand hits you like a ton of bricks.

Either way OP is a faggot.

This. Even if it doesn't have sugar it has some form of sucralose which is what OP is tit sucking like a meth head.

Erectile Dysfunction

Seriously, they are magic. No stores near me carry them though, and I am not quite so far gone as to fucking mail order rockstar.

that's not what the research says to be honest my family. Newer studies are finding that coffee is neutral or even beneficial in some cases.

>take 20mg adderall 4x/week
>feel fine

>Down one of the monsters today on an Aderall off-day
>Start having heart palpitations and sweating
I don't trust these things, but they're tasty AF.

People will stack taurine with beta-alanine due to some studies that showed long-term use of b-ala causes natural taurine levels to drop. However, this is at extreme levels and over long periods of time. to my knowledge, I am unaware of any extensive studies on long term use of taurine only. Please post if you have!

This shit right here
Only sugar free energy drink I've had that doesn't taste like garbage
That and it has 300mg per can, which at $1.50 per can at some stores is a solid deal