Enter gym

>enter gym
>the music isn't nearly as loud as I want to

>enter gym
>HE SAID ME HAFFI WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK

Not a lot.

They were born in 1956. Very few of those people were into technology.

But they are into being Veeky Forums and cars.

> WE ALL NEED SOMEBODY TO LEAN ON

But so am I, and I am born in 1992
your move, atheists

how is gymming in japan? I saw almost 0 gyms when I visited two years ago.

Hot

La da da dee da da da da
La da da dee da da da da
La da da dee da
La da da da dee da
La da da dee da da da da da

A ha ye heyee, wanna be my lover
A ha ye heyee, wanna be my lover
A ha ye heyee, wanna be my lover
A ha ye heyee, wanna be my lover

>Enter home gym
>Heart radio club classics everyday
>CAN YOU FEEL IT
>AH, PUSH IT

Enter Veeky Forums for the 1825 day in a row
>SAME THREADS EVERYDAY

>enter gym
>30 something bald white man on tvs
>top 20 rock music

>enter gym
>"Some folks are born made to wave the flag
Ooh, they're red, white and blue And when the band plays "Hail to the chief" Ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lord It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no senator's son, son It ain't me, it ain't me; I ain't no fortunate one, no Yeah! Some folks are born silver spoon in hand Lord, don't they help themselves, oh But when the taxman comes to the door Lord, the house looks like a rummage sale, yes" starts playing

It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no millionaire's son, no
It ain't me, it ain't me; I ain't no fortunate one, no

Some folks inherit star spangled eyes
Ooh, they send you down to war, Lord
And when you ask them, "How much should we give?"
Ooh, they only answer More! more! more! yoh

It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no military son, son
It ain't me, it ain't me; I ain't no fortunate one, one

It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, no no no
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate son, no no no

>enter gym at 10 PM
>people there
>leave
>comeback at 1 AM

>enter gym
>let's see what music gym is playing today
>take off headphones
>"if you loved it then you should have put a ring on it"
>nope
>go back to listening to taylor swift dubstep remix of knew you were trouble
>headphones up to 11

> Enter gym

> Cuz I'm always reppin for that low life

I also am born in 1992 and have no direction in my life
your move brussels

oh god. That pic.
I'm dying.
Saved, friendo

I wish

>enter gym
>SAD PATROL

That's not even grammatically correct.

>enter gym
>"Back in black" by ACDC starts playing
pls stop

> enter gym
> he's so talllll and handsome as helllll, hes so baddd but does it so welllll

...

youtu.be/jErJimwom94?t=2m48s

>enter gym
>BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO OH NO HOTHEAD

>be at gym

>"I wish that I could turn back the time and make it all alright, all alright for us"
>"I promise to build a new world, for us twooooooo, with yoooou in the middle'

I came here to lift heavy weight, not heavy emotions

I wish they played 90's or early 2000 pop

What a massive fucking underage faggot.

Cyкa блят лoх

>enter gym
>pirate metal is playing
Nice

>enter gym
>late 90s progressive trance and eurodance starts playing

>he doesn't listening to "WOW: now that's what I call Men Grunting volume 37"

You faget

FFS user you just triggered me so hard

WAAA UUU
WAAA OOOO
WAAA UUU

>Walk in gym
>panda... panda... panda..panda panda panda
I GOT BROADS IN ATLANTA

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead.
Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that.
You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here.
It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Veeky Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat.
None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Veeky Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with.
You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways.
Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here.
Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.

Fucking faggot
>if you LIKED it then you should have put a ring on it

>>>enter gym
> PUMP IT UP until you can feel it PUMP IT UP when you dont really need it

>I KEEP GIVING BAD PEOPLE GOOD IDEAS
>home gym masterrace

RRRRRRRRRRRUH
Legacies, fem

>enter gym
>MONDAY LEFT ME BROKEN
>i have considered writing a Veeky Forums parody of that song, basically labelling a weekly routine of a sad Veeky Forumsizen.

>DIRTY DEEDS AND THE DUNDER CHIEF!

>enter gym
>based youtube.com/watch?v=rMbATaj7Il8

>tfw home gym

>Enter gym
>DRAWN INTO THE BACKDROP HERE YOU COULD FADE YOU COULD FADE AWAY

Hom gym masterrace reportig in

Fuck off, that was the best dance song that came out last year.

Try it being on your work play list.

It comes on like 3 times a day. I have zero control over it.

Thankfully I manage the place so I can walk out until it's fucking over.

oh shit I was thinking of the bill withers song and wondering why the fuck they were still playing it

This is the best feel.

The gym I go to now is just top 40 garbage.

>She got busted for juicing

DIDN' DO NOTHIN

One rep of this is going to decapitate him.

>at gym without my headphones
>Adele is on full blast
>get up, change the gym stereo to a local station playing old school punk music
>gym owner comes out of his office and changes the station back to Adele

He's a really nice guy so i didnt say anything but god damn

>walk into gym

>religious shia zealots songs starts playing

Such is life in a shia part of Iraq.

youtube.com/watch?v=hv5BzovaaHo

THIS!!!!!!

>more 60yos than 30-50yos

someone explain

>Up like Donald Trump, chain swings like nunchucks
>She gon' chew you up, twerk like she from Russia
>Don't get me wile'd up, soldiers at a ten hut
>Look what you done done, now you done fucked up
>Up like Donald Trump, chain swings like nunchucks
>She gon' chew you up, twerk like she from Russia
>Don't get me wile'd up, soldiers at a ten hut
>Look what you done done, now you done fucked up

Oh wow, where are you at dude? I'm in nedjef

18-30 year olds are out of class
30-50 year olds are at work
60+ are retired

>go into the gym
>realize Trump is going to be president

All smiles. Even the Indians can put down their differences and finally discover the invention of soap and compound lifts.

>Please be memeing
Please, user.

How many /pol/ memes could you fit in one post you fucking queer

What are you talking about? He's obviously praising the Dunder Chief in that song, just like that metallica song is obviously about summoning the sad patrol

>enter gym
>put in earbuds and listen to my own music
>they fallout of my ears and touch the dirty floor >then they get tangled

I heard "It's not gay if it's in a three-way" by Lonely Island in a shoutengai in Osaka once. Just on the fucking loudspeakers.

You didn't look hard enough.

>watch this short 30 second video and receive 30 minute of ad free music!
>ignore it
>get 2 30s ad instead

FUAAARRRRRKKK

>Enter the gym
>Partially deaf
>Some mumbling shit coming out of the speakers

>enter gym
>FEE-EE-EE-EED MY ASS

holy shit nothing triggers me more than being about to hit a set then the fucking spotify nigger commercials start

>Enter gym
>If I say something I mean it, she calls me, I scream I'm only fucking if it's convenient
>Home gym MASTER RACE

I'm too paranoid. I like to be aware of my surroundings.

nicely done sir, I've gotta think of some more

>spotify
Just download like smart people niggers

>enter gym
PON PON DASHITE
SHIMAEBA II NO

>walk into gym
>ABERDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

I actually like this one.

>Same here, in fucking Japan. They don't even know or care about what the music is
Bluetooth headphones you facking fag. There are ones that are specifically designed to stay in your ear and they sound pretty good, I got mine for under a tenner.

>I wish that I could turn back time
>I promise to build a new world
>for us twooooooo
>with yoooou in the middle

beat me to it

>enter gym
>ONE DAY BABY WE'LL BE OLD OH BABY WE'LL BE OLD

>enter jim
>AHHHHHHHHH DADDY GO SLOW YOURE TOO BIG FOR ME

Are you me?

>WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
>TO THE GOOD OL DAAAAYS

Remember when I saw this first posted. Made me cringe then and makes me cringe now.

> I wish I could turn back time
> to the good old days
> mama sang us to sleep
Don't wake up life is a meme

Or people are lying on the internet

Underated

actually kek'd, fuck i've been up for 34 hours

Did Jim give you enthusiastic permission to enter him? boys...we might have a rape on our hands

Yesterday a guy posted on /tv/ claiming to be 39 and having started browsing at 30.

A truly disgusting prospect.