That guy who wears jorts to gym

>that guy who wears running shoes

>that guy who has a gym membership

>that guy who wears silkies

Help me out boys
What should I wear? I don't wanna look like a complete dumbass. Not anymore.

Compression shorts.

Compression EVERYTHING

>that guy who drinks his protein shake during his workout

...

Kek

Jason blaha has the same amount of muscle mass as that guy!

The fuck is a "jort"?

>that guy who is afraid to ask other people when their sets are done

Jean shorts.

>that guy who brings 2-3 friends with him to the gym

John Cena shorts.

this

dat posture

He's taking a butt picture, that's why desu

>that Ottoman who sets up yurts in the gym
Fucking Godless heathens I swear

That guy who breathes

>that obviously depressed neckbeard who is doing SS and stares blankly at himself in the mirror in between sets with headphones in

lmao every time

DELETE THIS

jock shorts

kek

>that guy that screams at his wife in between sets

>That guy who drinks water between sets

>that guy who wears polos to the gym

>that guy whose spotter feeds him almonds between bench reps

Yeeh boi

>non-whites

You wouldn't happen to be in the atl would you senpai?

Omg this is so fucking true. Why

>elevation mask while not doing cardio

Hoodie and short shorts master race

I knew you were looking at me senpa- ... bro

c-caught ya mirin

Kek.

>that guy who wears any type of clothing in the gym
every time

Why are these so common?

nevernude pls

I still can't believe he used his contacts in the legal profession to have those paedophilia charges squashed.

Infuriating.

> that guy who squats every workout

>that guy who wears a snapback and "trendy" clothes with compression pants underneath

why

there are dozens of us bruh, cmon now

this is making me nervous, do people really notice what other people do and wear at the gym?

i was told they only pay attention to themselves..

what is proper gym etiquette? what do i wear? what am i NOT supposed to do?

take every greentext in this thread as irony, and that will give you a good idea

except the greentexts where people didn't get the memo and are being serious

which one is which?

it's up to you to find out

>that guy who does a set of five
>with a belt
>actually goes ass to grass high bar
>"HNNNNGAH" on the last two reps
>sets an alarm
>lies on the ground for 4 minutes until the arlarm tells him to do his next set

Is this the natty limit?

just wear shorts and a shirt/hoodie its quite simple

>that guy who has 0 gymbros and works out alone

Maybe making some friends, user?

fuck you that's me minus the laying

>Beats
Clueless as fuck

This happened today.

>Melanin rich man doing curls.
>After a set he goes up to the squat rack
HOLY FUCK
>HE. CURLS. IN. THE. SQUAT RACK.
>Is this real life or a meme?
>I thought it was just a made up meme on Veeky Forums
>Afterwards, he lays down on a mat with his phone which he bought with his free money from the state
>Laying right under the triceps pulldown machine not caring if people wanted to use it or not.
>Goes down to the bathroom, then comes up again and uses one of those crunch machines.
>Crunching like a retard that he is
>Enter two blone cardio bunnies
Thisgonbegud.jpg
>His jaw drops
>Doesn't blink while looking at their asses
>Licks his fucking mouth
>I could see his eyes got filled up with FICKI FICKI thoughts

TFW living in Norway where we import melanin rich retards because of muh diversity. FUCK!

Nuke the Somalis.

>arnjold's racism intensifies

won't be long before you join the 4th reich

Good, more members the better.

>and smell
>and curl

at least they don't start getting all tech support on me when they see my xiaomi phone

quality post

you are so edgy
i dont defend the nignog, but when i read your text i cant help but to imagine nerdy dyel faggot in a fedora
why dont you try lifting instead of following negroes to the bathroom, spending time to learn how the got the money to buy their cellphone and looking at their tongue while they lick their lips

It's called a trilby, you normie.
It's not like I close my eyes whenever I rest between sets.

>Tattoo
Kek

at least they have got someone to talk to

Wtf. Whose pedophilia charges? Elgins?