Tfw I would rather plow pic related than any girl my age and she's like 3 decades older

>Tfw I would rather plow pic related than any girl my age and she's like 3 decades older

Veeky Forums told me women get worse with age

Lol op I can relate too. I was plowing your mom last night and she was 3 decades older

I heard some lunatic had dug up a graveyard recently

No one gives a fuck about your photoshopped waifu. Fuck off back to /tv/ you autist.

>Veeky Forums told me women get worse with age

Most women don't take care of themselves. Most women give up in their late 20s. It's just sad. They don't eat right, they don't get enough sleep, and they aren't working out enough (if at all). Most women will work their 9 to 5, drive home, warm up a TV dinner, and watch Netflix until midnight. This crappy, sedentary lifestyle takes a toll on the female body. Heck, it's just as bad for men.

People that don't take care of themselves will age terribly.

What?

My mom is dead. For you to fuck her, you'd have to dig up her course.

I killed her with my long fucking cock

Also, consider this:
>date cute Colombian girl in college
>she introduces me to her parents
>I meet her 9/10 MILF mother
>she was actually more attractive than her daughter. holy shit
>she was in her mid 40s
>I was actually awash in envy at the man who got to fuck and impregnate this woman
>In the most awkward, autistic way possible, I asked her how she managed to look so fit and attractive at her age
>her answer: "We Colombian women take care of ourselves before we take care of others."

This woman took the time out of her day to go to the gym, prepare the best meals, and preen herself before taking care of her own children. This woman understood *time management*.

The average person is terrible in managing their own time. How they end up getting fat and sloppy is of no surprise.

Now now, you don't need to lie about the size of your small weenie on the Internet. We know it's small and that's fine.