Fitness tinder experiment

>kek
>pretending to be a girl on tinder
>went through the trouble of finding fake pictures, hiding them on facebook, and making a profile on tinder

holy shit /fit has become super pathetic

I laughed. No wonder bitches love turning down faggots its fun as shit

How nu r u

this shit is hilarious post more

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Christ

See if u can get some dick pics brah. For scientific research

yeah just get dick pics and then tell them they're going in your folder or something

Thirst is real. Jesus Christ all those dude's are sperglords. Did you saw your interests were anime and vaping?

>Did you saw

Have them send dirty underwear as well. Also for purposes

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>pink hair
Kek no wonder your attracting bernie fags

kek

user i think you are just a gay homo and like the attention of these poor cucks. Also what profile pic are you using

This is literally my profile

lol ur ugly

I'm gonna be honest, I'd swipe right and probably say something spergy too

>muh Jeff Seids

Thinking of getting a tinder, any ideas in what to put as my bio and ideas on pictures?

Oh shit

ask him if he's a dinosaur

Your gains. Unless your some cuck whos actually looking for a gf on it then kill yourself

Wow. Tell him you have a sword you want to spear him with

>the effect of prolonged 8 hour physical exertion on bicep and tricep hypertrophy

monitoring potential epic bread

say something about scoops

holy fuck op, dat profile. i would prolly swipe right

K E K
>not doing GOMAD
>making it

Pick one SENPAI

Memelord reporting in, what are you guys

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I feel like i would fall in love with a man on tinder and would have to reveal myself and ask to be friends, being a girl is the only way they would takr interest in me

This is probably the gayest thing I've seen on here

Wow nice catch. You should be a professional pedant or retard because your one or the other.

This is the best thread in a long time, please POST MORE

It's piss, it's sick

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Wow this makes me feel so much better about my tinder game lol.

These guys are lame as fuck lol

>implying Veeky Forums can meme even half as hard as other boards

Yeah the real way to get girls on tinder is to open up with some Socrates or Thomas Hobbes.

>Good and evil are dependent on what the individual loves or hates, So I gotta say you have some Good Ass.

>True knowledge is exists in knowing that you know nothing, except for that ass is fat, I know that.

It's sick
It's piss

holy fuck

call him a gunting goat PLEASE

I've been using this copypasta on Tinder to see if any girl will reply. So far no replies yet...

Gee willikers user, i wonder why.

>their older

no shit you meathead

Honestly, girls are too dumb to find this funny

What even use tinder if half the "girls" are fake profiles and the other half just want a self esteem boost from horny guys? How many of you guys have actually hooked up with a fwb or ONS who wasn't an uggo tumblrina landwhale over tinder? Also give an honest attractiveness rating of yourself.

I'm moving to LA myself soon and am wondering if I should go for the app or will just be wasting my time.

Might as well try it

I live in Wisconsin and have tried it last year. I ended up swiping right on everything because I was desperate and got a few matches but none of them ever responded to my messeages. I'm like a 6.5 or 7 on a good day. Tinder is gay if you're not a chad.

keking hard at work. keep em coming OP

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>chinese memes

Hit one on fallen awwww shit

"Hi I'm from /r9k/. Could you please direct me to my homeboard so I can stop shitting up Veeky Forums?"

Ask him about his katana and if he can teleport

I have around 500 matches and only talk to girls who message me first, with a few exceptions. I unmatch the bots and fakes since they're obvious.

People tell me I'm attractive in one way or another somewhat regularly.

My biggest tip when talking to tinder sloots is to not give a fuck and try to make a couple jokes and put yourself in the girl's shoes. Like imagine you're not a desperate beta boy and try to think how a normal person would react to what your're about to say. Definitely don't be overly ass kissy like these dudes

Clearly u werent here 2 days ago

>wrf

>That weird yuro language

>Typing with dick without telling anyone
I'M SCREAMING LOL

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. CHAD.

And here's where we all tune in, and assure that we really are gay

Tell him, you lose

Reverse search image it'll be over google

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NATTY?

Ask him if he lifts for allah

this guy is italian, Genova is an italian City. Also filippo is an italian name.
Tell him " secondo me sei un terrone emigrato"
thank me later

Ask about his gear bro

>6'4
tell him you're not interested in being friends with midgets

Isn't the world record for bicep curls 320? Lmfao senpai

shane confirmed for alpha

this is how its done

This poor dude is talking to you thinking "finally, I met a girl who knows as much as fitness as I do. We're gonna be such a good match!"

Nope.

The fuck lads. Matched with this

whats the other pic

Im gonna use tinder as a girl to friend shop

Dude, are you r9k?

I'd guess he's thinking fuck this fake profile, won't be getting no p00sy

I can promise you the men using tinder are not looking for friends.

Some pic in the sunset looking at the ocean

Some beta's are , such as me.

yeah thats what they think

>friendzoned again

Yeah, but they're all posing as girls, like you. So you'll have to make a fake guy's account and try to trap the fake girl profiles into being your friend.

Ill tell them im a dude after we share common interests

Or i will meet them with a print out of the conversation and then theyll know

This is getting too creepy.

Gimmie more

fucking filth