I live in a very poor zone

>gypsies
>money

>not getting how super heroes work.

this

fuck off borat

You just have to beat up more gypsies, come on don't give up. You can do some bodyweight training until you can afford to go to the gym. You are the hero the city deserves.

How many gypsies do you beat up per day? Try raising the number.

Join an mma class honestly

Training to be a vigilante thread?
Training to be a vigilante thread.

Considered going vigilante mode.

On my phone so I don't have links, but there's a couple gadgets that I was thinking of.

One is an umbrella, the company says it's the strongest umbrella ever. There's pictures of guys balancing on it. Apparently can be used as an effective club.

Was also thinking of these bass knuckle things, but they have tasers installed to make your punches electric.

Not sure if it was ever developed, but there was a security company that was developing a jacket that worked as a taser for anyone grabbing at it.

Was also considering a military grade flashlight to surprise/blind criminals.

Any other tech ideas?

Also, as a last ditch "gotta kill" thing, there's a survival knife that has compressed gas canisters that shoot out gas from the tip. The website says it's used for taking out bears and sharks and shit, the gas expands inside the body to the size of a basketball.

Can you imagine the police finding a criminal with his insides completely exploded?

superhero vigilante, how good are you?
batman - beat up, tie up and leave for cops, no guns, no killing
batwoman/huntress - shoot them if need be
punisher - self explanatory
kickass/hitgirl - kill the really bad guys
deadpool - amoral, defines good/bad for himself
scared wannabe - taser knuckles, gas knife

this thread is too much autism for me

>tfw always lifted for the sole purpose of being a vigilante
>thought I was the only one
Only 6 more months I swear

what country are you from OP?

I will do it, they dont really go that altive now. Dont just occupy the places and dont let normal people be there, they are banding together though. Its scary

I go with brass knuckles if I need them, to be able to punch fast and hard.

As many as the night allows, not only gypsies but people that disturb the people, including people trying to buy kids into whoring, bad drug sellers, nazis and antifas.

A clean town

I guess Batman? But I dont know if I wouldnt kill someone if they really deserved it

If you come to my city we could be together fighting crime, I live in the south of Spain in G city

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Spain

s-send links pls. for my own vigilantism needs

>2016
>not lifting to be a vigilante

REEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMS GET OUUUUUUUT

damn if only you were in north spain i wouldnt dropped everything and been your sidekick

>I guess Batman? But I dont know if I wouldnt kill someone if they really deserved it

batman would never kill.
if you think you'd kill if 'they deserve it' you are not fit for the job.
killing in self defense or the defense of others, may hold. but "they deserve it" won't cut it.

Add me on skype: aizer3115 we can talk if you are really interested

try to buy some body armour or something for knives

I am still starting only been out for some nights, I am still not a real Vigilante, just a fag in a mask lying in the shadows

im still years away from where i want to be to take to the streets, but ill add you once im off work mango!

are we supposed to be impressed? gypsies are literally a manlet race
why dont you find some real badass criminals to beat up?

have you watched "Super" with Rainn Wilson and Kevin Bacon?

Because life is not a comic.

We will find a way, trust me my friend. We can do our part to change the world, you will see

>batman would never kill.
clearly you dont know much about batman

Yes, just watched it yesterday. Since I started I have been watching that kind of stuff to get inspired and see if I can adapt stuff, it gave me nice ideas

>Because life is not a comic
exactly my point
while the broken windows theory has basis, you will not make a town clean by clearing out the trash
it is more complicated than that
the only person you help is yourself by stroking your ego
until you run in some actual organized crime members who will cut you or in a police informant

If I manage to become stronger, to be able to make this into a permanent lifestyle, to become my alter ego for good.
Then I might be able to fight more important stuff
Right now I must contempt myself with what I must, already cuted links to important people of me so no one can hurt them.

alternate universes do not count
nor do one off novels

So do you have a calling card?

The Spaniard!
(aka Inigo Montoya)

Not at the moment woud love to be called rorschach desu

Kek.How can you faggots believe that

Its literally a 15yo daydreaming about being a hero

he killed people regularly in some of his very first comics.

reddit.com/r/bodyweightfitness/wiki/kb/recommended_routine

This is a fairly decent routine, you will get much stronger if you follow it for a year. Good luck senpai

Thanks my friend! A year is a lot of time, is it because its a slow routine that is really progressive or?

Try pavel's pull-up program, it also works with chin-ups. You can also add dips to your program, as well as filling a bag with water bottles so that your push ups and squats are heavier.

Sube foto por farvor :)

The bag with water bottles is a brilliant idea, thanks.
How can I improvise a chin up bar?

This Monday I will open the thread again and I will upload some pics, I am not at home at the moment

You might complete it in 6 months or a year, who knows. Many of the gymnastic style exercises are difficult and will take some months to achieve.

keep it up man,you're doing the Lords's work,gipsyes and arabs are subhuman trash that act like baboons in group and prey on the "weak"

Op here

I am going to go jog for a hour or so, see you later

You can also use furniture, such as curling chairs, doing dips between chairs, kneel down and do shrug with your bed, etc. Use your imagination.

For the pull-up bar I don't know, I go to a park where there's some street workout bars and do them there.

Where are you from?

hes from spain

Gilipollas, espero que te cogan y te encierren.

Vigilante justice is not a solution; you are part of the problem. Wannabe smart people like you are exactly why Spain is a shithole.

hey its that one guy, i added you on skype

fuck off with your crossfit

>tfw no actual superheroes

I am back, this monday I will make a new post and post pic of my suit.

do you have any formal training.
also when are you going to start realising that organized crime, both street level and government level is the actual root of evil, and start doing something about it

When I cut my ties to everything I love I guess.
Doing 100 push ups, squats and abs everyday. Dunno if its good although also I am making my own lift with water bottles

the suit you should needs to be bulletproof (at least a vest) and a mask to cover your face.

considered dressing like a Muslim woman?

>I am going to go jog for a hour or so, see you later
pack a bag with all the equipment you intend to carry, or at least with basically the same weight, maybe a little more. get used to it.

Get a titanium mask. like a quarter to half an inch thick if possible. Titanium is light and should stop any handgun bullet, but you might get knocked out, that plus a vest should make you much less likely to die famalam.

Forgot to mention, the mask could probably stop a fair amount of rifle shots, short of a sniper rifle.